RIP Maverick

RIP Maverick

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Yeah RIP.

Now I'm a Trump Torpedo

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>tfw picturing Pence sad

damn he killed his own fucking dog to get some last minute sympathy votes, cold as ice

look at Maverick's face, he knew he was going to be sacrificed

I only post once a year

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F sweet doggo, may your spirit bless the coming election in the name of KEK

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This is some ruff news.

Rip, Doggo.

No woof on this earth could contain your greatness.

This dude is so middle America. Just fucking look at him.

He'd probably make a good president to be desu

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Enjoy your 72 virgin bitches, Mav...

Fucking cucks have no respect.

Holy shit.

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My friend went to Purdue with his son and has nothing but good things to say about the Pence family.

Maverick must have had information leading to Hillary Clintons arrest.

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tep kok

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>problem glasses
>sweater
>eventual bad beard
>self satisfied fart sniffing face

>Trump loves fast food

This guy eats like a little kid. He loves McDonald's, KFC, what else? He gets his steak well-done. I bet the guy goes nuts for french fries and ice cream.

It's so weird that a literal billionaire eats like this. Just imagine being able to choose anything any day of the week for the rest of your life and still having fast food all the time.

RIP Human.

>Beagle
>Quietly
Lying sack of shit.

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Numale liberals are sadistic cunts. Remember that these are the guys who lie to women pretending to befriend them just to awkwardly sleaze their way into their cunts. I don't think it's ever worked though.

At least real men will just be upfront with their intentions.

He eats it on the road because he knows what he'll get. When you're a famous billionaire and go into a sit down restaurant cucks might tamper with your food.

Tfw he killed his dog for sympathy votes. tfw hes on our side. Praise kek

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Yeah I know I know I've seen the bit on Jimmy Fallon. I'm just saying that the plane has to have a refrigerator and freezer and there's no way that Melania is eating that garbage with the shape she's in. Someone is cooking for her, at least, why not Trump?

I think the dude just has a hard-on for fast food. That shit is delicious, my grandfather was the same way.

That dog killin bitch!

what a piece of shit

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He's a blue collar billionaire.

I dunno about the west, but I've never seen it work here. I know a guy from highschool who's been trying to friend his way to pussy since forever. Never worked. One time he even gave a foot massage to a chick he just met.

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Is this fucking real?

"Hahaha it's funny to make fun of a grieving man because I disagree with him politically hahaha! Also this is news somehow, stop triggering me shitlords!"

Yeah. I think of him as the rodney dangerfield charachter from caddy shack.

Seth Rich, check

John Jones, check

Maverick, check

You're next, Jules.

ayy lmao

Google says yes.

Never fuck with dogs, everyone loves dogs except niggers.

Yeah, it's real.
theslot.jezebel.com/an-october-surprise-for-mike-pences-dog-death-1788255412
I fucking hate those fucks.

he was in town today
I wish I could have given him my condolences

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Shit, first trumps campaign and now his VPs dog

Shillarys hitmen are getting blatant..

F doggo
fuck you

both of you

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rest in peace doggo

sleep tight dogger

you're not allowed to be anti-PC when you're making fun of conservatards, how dare you

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He needed to sacrifice something important for God Emperor Trump.

>I have a dog!
>better vote trump and pence

I hate our politics and citizens so much. It's still not as bad as politicians using dead children to push gun legislation but still.

I have a beagle who is 14 years old. He is deaf and can barely walk.

This hits close to home because my best friend's time is soon as well.

Rip Maverick, i will give my beagle some extra hugs tonight.

Sleeptight dogger

Because Trump wants to show that he's more in tune with the average American than Hillary.

Joe sixpack doesn't eat 300 dollar steaks topped with rare truffles.

Kek kills your beagle.

I have information that will lead to Hillary's arrest.

Only thing worse than his opinion is his sweater choice.

RIP Doggo, may kek guide youre soul

He is not with you, CTR. These digits will confirm you won't make it to the loo tonight.

Damn, it must of been here all along

What digits? These dubs that confirm a Clinton landslide?

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>Mike Pence's Beagle was playing fetch in the park with Seth Rich
>police reported that a gook came up behind maverick
>shot Seth
>police say Maverick was beaten to death and was to be cooked at the gook's Chinese restaurant
>yet none of maverick's flesh was ever found in a box of kung pow chicken

why isn't the media covering this


It's called trying to be relateable. You know that whole "SHE PICKS PRODUCE, JUST LIKE US! VOTE HILLARY!" poster? Same type of shit. It's all an act to appease to morons like you. Jim Webb should be president, not one of these two clowns we have to pick from.

>jizzabel

TRUMP

PENCE

MAVERICK

RIP

MAGA

It was a joke, sperg. Hilldawgs don't believe in mystical memes. We believe in results.

Hillary is a true Goddess that works through her own sheer will power. Praise Madame President.

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Piece of shit. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Average Joe also doesn't eat KFC with a fork and knife

F. Poor thing won't get to witness his owners vice presidency

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>Tfw my dogs are 11

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rip patriot pupper

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Based dog hated Hillary so much it would rather die than celebrate her birthday

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Probably his first time having KFC/McDonald's. Honestly you think someone who frequents fast food would take a picture of him eating fried chicken with a fork and knife? No that's peasant food, he's placing in front of himself to look more like the average joe who eats at places like that and make himself look more relatable.

Where do I vote for Maverick on the ticket? It's time for America to eat poop and chase squirrels again.

forgot pic

>Dog died at 13.

Shit owner.

>dying in Obama's America
Truly the worst of fates. RIP Maverick

If Pence didn't have any moral qualms about strangling his own dog, why wouldn't he do the same to some hipster-glasses faggot at Jezebel?

Nooo! Not Maverick! He was too good for this world.

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RIP in peace pupper

ayyy

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I would desu. I like all those things, so why not eat them? Does everyone have to start eating shitty snob food that isn't even that good just because hes rich?

Here is my doggo

German shepard and part corgi. She's a princess and smartest dog ive ever had.

Her hips are in terrible condition though, doesnt stop her from sprinting and killing little rodents

F for pupper

So you've seen two tweets where he eats fast food in a year and that means "all the time" to you? Consider my record uncorrected.

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Speaking of Maverick though, remember how McCain branded himself as a maverick? What a fucking joke that is, compared to the real maverick that is Trump