long ago john o'sullivan was working on astronomical imagery technology to take better photos of space nd shit. after realizing that this technology could allow him to shitpost wirelessly it was repurposed and became what is now known as WIFI
ITT: your countries greatest invention
You know I look up to you Australia
You're using it to shit post, you patriotic bastard.
what you are tasting in a womans vagina is blood, sweat, feces, mucus, dead eggs, bacteria. A penis 100% safer to put in your mouth.
Australia way ahead of their time
You should try more than abo pussy friendo
feminism+political correctness!
leagues better than a gypsy
>that win fucking image
Salty milk and coins is forever my favorite meme.
i think you can even get throat cancer from them
i tried abo pussy once and now everything tastes like low iq and regret
That man did a service to our nation and the world. *sniffles*
Jet engine and physics.
Invented you, Israel and the states though.
Kinda evens out at nothing at all.
Yo7 can get all kinds of stuff from hooker pussy. Thats why you dont put in your mouth.
A healthy young woman? Eat the pussy and tongue the ass.
en.wikipedia.org
Probably not the greatest one, but this one is close to my heart.
en.wikipedia.org
THE AIRPLANE
The zorb giid transport while keeping us away from the normies!
>Eat the pussy and tongue the ass
Vodka.
>Inb4 butthurt russians and finngolians
CTR TAKE LESSON
THIS is how you shitpost
wifi? uhm, think again sweetie.
we split the atom
yet we are nuclear free.....
oh, we also invented and produced agent orange which helped you burgers do some serious damage in 'Nam
WRONG
God gave us Pinapple lumps ffs!
Telephone. if you are on the Sup Forums mobile app you can thank canada for getting it started
are you 12 m8?
it's hard to decide which is the best, we invented almost all of the modern technology that the world depends on every day.
if I had to choose it would probably be electricity.
shit
i remember when these were on tv commercials all the time it looks pretty fun though
>h is the best, we invented almost all of the m
we made wifi yet have to suffer the plight of an australian internet connection
They are fun. Expensive though
fuck you for inventing the shittest lolly that shits up our mixed lolly bags
>implying it's not the desert eagle
youtube.com
lots of fun
How bout I hop over the creek and bop you in your kangaroo mouth.
Your shitpost is weak
If your sexual experience includes only the lowest of the lowest women, yea maybe you should consider sucking dick
kek it was probably fun until he died
> Talking shit about Pineapple lumps
How about I come over there and give you the Moriori special.
i thought it was just salty mulk
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In b4 a 'roo tries to steal this
> IWI designed muh fiddy
Fuck off we made that shit you poofter go suck a kiwis dick.
I got it. Greatest New Zealand invention right here
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>your countries greatest invention
The moon flag.
It's just like a normal flag, but it's specifically engineered to be ON THE MOON.
I can't decide between the electric drill or the refrigerator.
It was really, "Salty milk and nickels".
That's what she really said.
we also invented the goon bag AND the giant inflatable goon bag
This. It's really funny to drive, hope you try one of this in your life
The hand grenade.
Fuck ive always wanted one of these.
t. Motorbike mechanic
color tv.
>tfw goonbags used in outer space and new colonies and people still call them goonbags in a thousand years?!
>Make generic insult
>Get smashed by truthbombs.
>Waaa Waaa! Fucking shitpost. America please save us..... Again
Eurofags everytime.
>not the uzi
They cost nothing, buy one for less then 800€ and enjoy one hell of a ride. The engine can be modified as you want, and remember, it's the same engine that a "Vespa" has, so it doesn't cost too much.
yeah nah nothin better than getting pissed at your sons friends 7th birthday party and downing a whole plate of fairy bread whilst shirtless
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>Your countries greatest invention
Wow there is just too many I can't decide wich one is the best.
Immigration
Man you guys got the best shit down there
Hard to say since we basically invented everything that's not milk with change in it
Without immigration, Autralia would be full of bonobo.
Fucking kek
>Autralia
Never heard of that place, mate.
The World Wide Web (1989, CERN). Fuck, we should have patented it.
>other countries have never tried the GOAT ice cream bar
is that?
>Salty Milk and Coins?
Vegemite can fuck off
You should, it look like Australia
How awesome would it be to have 1000 of these filled with autists roll through the next BLM riot?
fake
Also, that shit NEVER HAPPENED.
Related: We invented the CD among others.
Best infrastructure and bridges in the world
Our best inventions? Lets see
>Canada
>Australia
>NZ
>Pre-traitor USA
Oh yeah, the web.
LOL you can even see the cable running from the studio light
Wifi is also invented by a Dutch guy, you shameless ausfagg guy called Cees Links
We also invented bluetooth and the disk
Fuck. It checks out
We invented the first version of the microscope
The american bill of rights
joking of course, that was a pretty shitty invention
you had to make the best bridges because everybody wanted to leave
You people are disgusting like animals
And inspired half of the world flags
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Even your iced cream bars are shitposts.
Space niggers will have done a runner with that by now.
Freedom
Death to the infidel.
You know what they say. There's two different types of countries:
>Countries with flags on the Moon
>Countries without freedom
Which are YOU
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
That indoctrination is hilarious, though verging on pathetic.
The sole reason we're here, is because of your oppressors. you know, the rigging and the crimes and the countless of murders on your own civilians? Can't imagine anyone being so fucking retarded that they still believe in the "american dream". It's a nightmare ya inbred yank WAKE UP
Hol up son. I think you'll find it was a brit who did that. Unless Tim Berners-Lee turned medpack in his sleep.
See
Hey fuck you man Pineapple lumps are awesome
China.
Let's get things straight here
Who exactly invented the internet?
What about the 3rd type:
>countries that faked their moon landing
>he doesnt tongue the ass
What the hell, son?
Ahahaha you're just mad
Don't be too butthurt Nigel, we can't all be the best