ITT: your countries greatest invention

long ago john o'sullivan was working on astronomical imagery technology to take better photos of space nd shit. after realizing that this technology could allow him to shitpost wirelessly it was repurposed and became what is now known as WIFI

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_O'Sullivan_(engineer)

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youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM
youtube.com/watch?v=LDplfsZxrbg
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You know I look up to you Australia

You're using it to shit post, you patriotic bastard.

what you are tasting in a womans vagina is blood, sweat, feces, mucus, dead eggs, bacteria. A penis 100% safer to put in your mouth.

Australia way ahead of their time

You should try more than abo pussy friendo

feminism+political correctness!

leagues better than a gypsy

>that win fucking image

Salty milk and coins is forever my favorite meme.

i think you can even get throat cancer from them

i tried abo pussy once and now everything tastes like low iq and regret

That man did a service to our nation and the world. *sniffles*

Jet engine and physics.
Invented you, Israel and the states though.
Kinda evens out at nothing at all.

Yo7 can get all kinds of stuff from hooker pussy. Thats why you dont put in your mouth.

A healthy young woman? Eat the pussy and tongue the ass.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_8088
Probably not the greatest one, but this one is close to my heart.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Santos-Dumont

THE AIRPLANE

The zorb giid transport while keeping us away from the normies!

>Eat the pussy and tongue the ass

Vodka.

>Inb4 butthurt russians and finngolians

CTR TAKE LESSON

THIS is how you shitpost

wifi? uhm, think again sweetie.

we split the atom

yet we are nuclear free.....

oh, we also invented and produced agent orange which helped you burgers do some serious damage in 'Nam

WRONG

God gave us Pinapple lumps ffs!

Telephone. if you are on the Sup Forums mobile app you can thank canada for getting it started

are you 12 m8?

it's hard to decide which is the best, we invented almost all of the modern technology that the world depends on every day.

if I had to choose it would probably be electricity.

shit

i remember when these were on tv commercials all the time it looks pretty fun though

>h is the best, we invented almost all of the m

we made wifi yet have to suffer the plight of an australian internet connection

They are fun. Expensive though

fuck you for inventing the shittest lolly that shits up our mixed lolly bags

>implying it's not the desert eagle

youtube.com/watch?v=-uBFwqI4TlM
lots of fun

How bout I hop over the creek and bop you in your kangaroo mouth.

Your shitpost is weak
If your sexual experience includes only the lowest of the lowest women, yea maybe you should consider sucking dick

kek it was probably fun until he died

> Talking shit about Pineapple lumps
How about I come over there and give you the Moriori special.

i thought it was just salty mulk

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In b4 a 'roo tries to steal this

> IWI designed muh fiddy

Fuck off we made that shit you poofter go suck a kiwis dick.

I got it. Greatest New Zealand invention right here

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>your countries greatest invention

The moon flag.

It's just like a normal flag, but it's specifically engineered to be ON THE MOON.

I can't decide between the electric drill or the refrigerator.

It was really, "Salty milk and nickels".
That's what she really said.

we also invented the goon bag AND the giant inflatable goon bag

This. It's really funny to drive, hope you try one of this in your life

The hand grenade.

Fuck ive always wanted one of these.

t. Motorbike mechanic

color tv.

>tfw goonbags used in outer space and new colonies and people still call them goonbags in a thousand years?!

>Make generic insult
>Get smashed by truthbombs.
>Waaa Waaa! Fucking shitpost. America please save us..... Again

Eurofags everytime.

>not the uzi

They cost nothing, buy one for less then 800€ and enjoy one hell of a ride. The engine can be modified as you want, and remember, it's the same engine that a "Vespa" has, so it doesn't cost too much.

yeah nah nothin better than getting pissed at your sons friends 7th birthday party and downing a whole plate of fairy bread whilst shirtless

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>Your countries greatest invention
Wow there is just too many I can't decide wich one is the best.

Immigration

Man you guys got the best shit down there

Hard to say since we basically invented everything that's not milk with change in it

Without immigration, Autralia would be full of bonobo.

Fucking kek

>Autralia
Never heard of that place, mate.

The World Wide Web (1989, CERN). Fuck, we should have patented it.

>other countries have never tried the GOAT ice cream bar

is that?
>Salty Milk and Coins?

Vegemite can fuck off

You should, it look like Australia

How awesome would it be to have 1000 of these filled with autists roll through the next BLM riot?

fake

Also, that shit NEVER HAPPENED.

Related: We invented the CD among others.

Best infrastructure and bridges in the world

Our best inventions? Lets see

>Canada
>Australia
>NZ
>Pre-traitor USA

Oh yeah, the web.

LOL you can even see the cable running from the studio light

Wifi is also invented by a Dutch guy, you shameless ausfagg guy called Cees Links

We also invented bluetooth and the disk

Fuck. It checks out

We invented the first version of the microscope

The american bill of rights

joking of course, that was a pretty shitty invention

you had to make the best bridges because everybody wanted to leave

You people are disgusting like animals

And inspired half of the world flags

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Even your iced cream bars are shitposts.

Space niggers will have done a runner with that by now.

Freedom

Death to the infidel.

You know what they say. There's two different types of countries:
>Countries with flags on the Moon
>Countries without freedom

Which are YOU

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA

That indoctrination is hilarious, though verging on pathetic.

The sole reason we're here, is because of your oppressors. you know, the rigging and the crimes and the countless of murders on your own civilians? Can't imagine anyone being so fucking retarded that they still believe in the "american dream". It's a nightmare ya inbred yank WAKE UP

Hol up son. I think you'll find it was a brit who did that. Unless Tim Berners-Lee turned medpack in his sleep.

See

Hey fuck you man Pineapple lumps are awesome

China.

youtube.com/watch?v=LDplfsZxrbg

Let's get things straight here

Who exactly invented the internet?

What about the 3rd type:
>countries that faked their moon landing

>he doesnt tongue the ass

What the hell, son?

Ahahaha you're just mad

Don't be too butthurt Nigel, we can't all be the best