Wow I just saw this movie in my local theatre and I am by no means a Walter Wanker but I just had to explode again and...

Wow I just saw this movie in my local theatre and I am by no means a Walter Wanker but I just had to explode again and again beacuse the nudity is out of site and I eventually just took off my trousers and rubbed all my dick I am by no means a Nigel Nudist but the thrill of seeing my fave gal with ALL of her skin on show was too much.

Will you see this film? I appluaded at the end (I am not an American btw aaah haa haha ) and I am by no means a Christopher Clapper but I just had to. I even took a bow as the lights came on and I am by no means a Billy Bower. This film is a total masterpeece and I urge you to talk to me about it and see it at least once.

Discuss the nudity.

Post nudity

Well I am not usually a Danny Discusser but since you got dubs:

The screen is dark with sweet music playing, the camera slowly zooms out and small, perfect wrinkles are visible. A sweet pink hole emerges from the darkness and you see that it is the perfect butt hole. Camera zooms out more and her whole peachy ass is visible with the slit of her pusy below, slightly moist looking. She turns and opens up wide inserting three fingers. Then the RED SPARROW title is displayed and a great special effect has the words fly up her vagina.

Then the tits. Oh boy they are great! Two perky boobs rubbed with oil all shiny and suckable.

She has no bra. There are no pubes on her pussy and no sign of stubble. A great wax job.

Her tits have the perfect amount of bounce. No swinging just jiggling.

I would to like to see her pusy

>Danny Discusser
>Walter Wanker
>Nigel Nudist
>Christopher Clapper
>masterpeece

I applaud you, OP. I don't know whether you're trolling or genuinely disabled but this made me laugh harder than anything else today.

the only parts of her I haven't seen are labia and arsehole.
if the film shows that then I'll be there opening night.

Just fap to this cow's fappening pics faggot.

>Then the RED SPARROW title is displayed and a great special effect has the words fly up her vagina.

Bravissimo.

Please describe her nudity in detail

>The screen is dark with sweet music playing, the camera slowly zooms out and small, perfect wrinkles are visible. A sweet pink hole emerges from the darkness and you see that it is the perfect butt hole. Camera zooms out more and her whole peachy ass is visible with the slit of her pusy below, slightly moist looking. She turns and opens up wide inserting three fingers. Then the RED SPARROW title is displayed and a great special effect has the words fly up her vagina.

Eliminate the adjectives and these are unironically excellent shot directions for a screenplay.

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The trailer is cringe worthy with that horrible Russian accent. I like Jennifer Lawrence, but this is a step back. This movie, which is essentially “Le Femme Nikita” is for up & coming actresses like “Hanna” for Saoirse Ronan. Lawrence should be beyond this essential capeshit at this point.

she's not good looking

>Christopher Clapper

KEK

10/10 review would read again

Thats because Weinstein is out of the picture. Expect her to star more in these shitty movies.

beat me to it
sucking his cut cock was the only reason she was ever taken seriously

Archive this.

10/10

This caught me off guard, well done op

Is this that movie that they get trapped in the pool?

Am I witnessing the birth of a meme

My darkest sexual fantasy is locking Jennifer Lawrence in a room and feeding her mashed potatoes until she explodes.

amy schumers lil sis

>aaah haa haha
what did he mean by this

That's just how I laugh, and I am by no means a Gordon Giggler usually.

I'm no Debbie Downer but this thread sucks

Look out guys, we got a Nelson Nosepicker over here.

now i'm no chatty katty, but i'm pretty sure every saw everything they've needed to see years back during the fappening

Imagine this but it leads to the Seed of Chucky intro, bad cgi, the intestines, batman & robin theme

great thread