Are you boys excited for based Riley Stearn's next kino, The Art of Self Defence?

Are you boys excited for based Riley Stearn's next kino, The Art of Self Defence?

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i his next kino is double murder + sluiced.
i cant wait.

OH AND IT STEARNS HE'S WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST HIS ARCH RIVAL MCGREGOR

WHAT A DAY IN HISTORY WE HAVE WITNESSED LADIES AND GENTLEMENT

HERE WE SEE HIS WIFE IMOGEN POOTS CONGRATULATING HIM ON HIS GLORY

SAFE TO SAY MCGREGOR'S CAREER IS OVER

based Riley killing roasties

scottish cocksucker: gotten

Someone has to stop him

That's not even how the dialogue would go you idiot

Are these actually real? Is he self aware of the memes?

Who the fuck is this dude? Why are you all obsessed with posting about him?

>the weak must fear the strong
So he posts here, right?

That clip is super cute.
Why did MEW leave him anyway? Riley is a much better catch than McGreggor at this point, and Riley is just hooking up with girls much qter than MEW right now.

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>Sup Forums laughs at riley for getting cucked by MEW
>he steals another one of their waifus as replacement

is this what you wanted?

Poots has qt feet

CUTE!

she looks like that ugly kid that cried about bullying a while ago in that pic

DROPPED

Yes, actually. I made fun of him to make him stronger. I'm proud of him. We have helped shape him into a Chad.

>those claps
:3

Wow this made me suicidal, I will NEVER experience anything close to this. Fuck you for posting this.

yes
yes

I was always with /ourguy/

Riley was too good for MEW

lmao

when will /ourguy/ fight the Sc*ttish adulterer in an MMA match?

>morrissey shirt

wtf I love Poots now

>ywn be choked into submission by poots

FUCKING WHY
IT'S NOT FAIR RILEY

>he didnt always love poots

if Riley starts dating Poots he will have made fools of us all

Is he the new Sam Hyde?

when the time is right

his end is inevitable

OH NO NONONONO

4D taekwondo

Episode One: A New Cuck
Episode Two: Riley Strikes Back
Episode Three: ?

Return of the Beta

These fakes are so autistic

Return of the Chadi

Did those made it on the article?

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IM NUCLEAR

>An Honourable Death:

Come merciful blade,

Strike down this adulterer,

Restore life's balance.

Ewan did nothing wrong. ;^)

i'm getting a bit worried here

I remember when everyone was calling him a faggot cuck because he was married to mew and it made waifufags mad, now he's become /ourguy/, what a transformation

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started following him on instagram and this guy is actually fucking handsome

MEW made a mistake dumping him for a has been scot

Honestly the comments are the best parts of these.

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damn riley looks like THAT???

Only soys were rooting for the scottish cocksucker like the betas they are.

God what a shitty body

dead eyes

>Brendan is back and his shit has been unfucked
>Riley is chadding up and plowing prime pus on the casting couch for his kino

best timeline

I've decided not to tale him to snap city. Instead I will roll with him when he is ready, and mold him into a champion. He earned my hespect.

He just got uncucked.
I actually feel happy for him.

fun fact, poots is playing the role MEW was meant to be in

Riley manned up and got a qt Poots gf, yet you are still alone, Sup Forums.

>Rocks movies are certified L I T T Y everytime
>Riley is unsoying himself
>Brendan is back

WP boys.

post your body

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>rileystearns I hear Imogen chokes people unconscious as a party trick now. Beware, MEW, she promised me you're next.
>skull emoji
wtf I love them now

its gonna be kino
riley will have his revenge