Character violently draws curtains open so the sunlight wakes up sleeping person

>character violently draws curtains open so the sunlight wakes up sleeping person

My mother just threw empty ciggarette packets at me lmao

>character holds knife to someone's neck
>blood starts trickling down

>character shuts off alarm clock
>soundtrack plays "It's a beautiful morning"

>Character jolts up, sitting, after a bad nightmare
>doesn't spend over 30' analyzing the dream trying to fall asleep again

>character dreams of being with someone
>wakes up and looks over at the empty space in their bed

>son why do you have all these ugly frogs on your computer? Is that what you're into?

>character carries injured person into hospital
>I NEED HELP NOW!!

>character kills gazillion people
>i'm just an ordinairy guy who want's a normal fucking life, is that too much to ask for?
>proceeds to continue killing and living on the edge

sleeping person, now awake, sprints over and dropkicks the character through the fucking window and gets back under the covers

hurts everytime desu

>just five more minutes!

>character dons black leather jacket and sunglasses
>guitar riff

>characters shrink down to toy size
>get inside a toy car to escape oncoming danger
>it works like a regular car

>Rise and shine, sweetcheeks!
>You're late for your meeting

>character gets normal life
>"turns out this just isn't the life for me..."
>goes back to killing a billion gazillion people

>character gets rekt by a lightsaber before you learn their backstory

>two characters both look to the distance
>camera focuses on object
>characters look back at each other and then make a mad dash for the object

even better

>character says we're not too different you and I
>character's Siamese twin responds
>oh, brother, this shit again?

>character does something unforgivable to a loved one
>I was only trying to protect you!

If it is bright enough outside that the sun will wake you up just opening the curtains, you shouldn't be asleep.

not everyone has these luxuries you call "windows"

>character steals their younger siblings toast on the first day back at school

>all the characters are emotionally driven retards who never learn from their mistakes

>Character violently draws ass cheeks open, so his semen wakes the sleeping person

I like this