Give it up while you still can CTR nerds. Trump just won and even (((abc news))) says so.
>shills BTFO
>cucks BTFO
Trump just won
Zachary Gomez
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evangelicalfocus.com
lancasteronline.com
researchnews.osu.edu
dailymail.co.uk
amish-heartland.com
economist.com
abcnews.com.co
twitter.com
Landon Lopez
Bumping my own thread
Juan Lee
>more than 3 million Amish poured into the city to see the American Amish Brotherhood (AAB), an organization which acts as an informal governing body for the Amish community, endorse Donald Trump for president.
>3 million
OY VEYYYY
Nathaniel Morales
>Boy these goys are getting crafty.
Leo Hernandez
The DNC's greatest weakness... People who don't use electronic voting machines
Isaiah Nguyen
>Jimmy Rustling
lmao nice fake arti-
what the fuck thats actually his name?
Wyatt Baker
Is...is this fake? Please tell me it isn't.
Owen Russell
Fake and gay ctr go away
Jayden Nguyen
Didn't they vote unanimously for Romney and McCain also?
Logan Morris
Holy shit!!! That's like what nearly 20M of them in the US damn! GO TRUMP!!!!
Lucas Edwards
I wonder what kind of memes amish people have.
Joshua Anderson
This is fucking amazing, thank you jewbro
David Sullivan
>Fappy, The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin
Adrian Rodriguez
Is this serious? I want to believe, but the thought of the Amish being a big enough voting block to affect the election either way seems a little far fetched
Eli Clark
WHAT THE FUCK ITS REAL
MEME MAGIC AAAAAAAAa
Ian Thompson
Yeah I'm sure all 50 Amish people in the US will make a difference. Stay delusional trumpys
Benjamin Fisher
>Jimmy Rustling
Creative name for the author at least kek
Jason Reyes
Underrated
Eli Perry
Not true, unfortunately.
Jace Williams
>not noticing the .co
Sage this threat, you idiots.
Nolan Diaz
I want to fuck an amish qt kek please bless me
Brayden Cox
Kek, that's a pretty good shoop.
David Scott
it's 20 million, you would know that if you READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE
Adam King
Bait thread
There are only 250000 Amish in the US
Charles Hill
>tfw you will never grow up working hard for a small Amish village
>tfw you will never marry a qt virgin from across the street.
FML
Grayson Harris
>>ABC.com.co
Ok
Jose Lee
>Jimmy Rustling
I better not have a virus for clicking that shit.
Jeremiah Howard
>this is what happens when you wake a sleeping giant.
Easton Williams
>mfw
Brody Gutierrez
This. You're all retarded
Chase Howard
It's fake.
Colton Kelly
>abcnews.com.co
It's fake.
Parker Lewis
SHUT IT DOWN
FEDERALIZE THE ELECTION
DONT LET DRUMPF WIN FOR FUCK SAKES
Isaiah White
Sadly this
Adam Perry
Fake. Fake. Fake.
Juan Johnson
Can Amish vote electronically?
Jaxson Gomez
kek
Brandon Reyes
>.com.co
Liam Gonzalez
in case you haven't noticed, the DNC playbook (supported by our CTR friends online) is to Trump losing big 2-3 weeks out so people assume he is a loser and plant the idea of him being out of the race, then have media collectively show him coming back to energize the dems to get out and actually vote. Its basic stuff guys.
Juan Allen
He was going to win anyway
Levi Morris
There's literally only 300,000 Amish, where the fuck did they get 20 million from?
Mason White
I love the Amish. When I'm in the US I always buy some fresh produce from them. It's the best tasting shit I've ever eaten. Shows how fucking awful supermarket food is.
Juan Lopez
What is this for real?
Angel Perez
Have a you
Daniel Howard
by
>Jimmy Rustling
Michael Collins
Owen Jenkins
>abcnews.com.co
>.com.co
>.co
>.co
>.co
Kevin Parker
you fucking retard go read some Onion articles and post them here.
>im so excited hurr durr
might as well not vote, since his victory is guaranteed right? ;) Oh wait, you can't vote yet!
Jayden Baker
>abcnews.com.co
>Jimmy Rustling
>site full of spammy scripts
>Sup Forums believes it
I know Sup Forums is low iq but come on, at least try.
Ryder Ross
>>good amish guy:
>>comes to town
>>repair ur shit
Nathan Barnes
...
Ian Ramirez
That is the only webpage in the site.
Oliver Fisher
bbc.com
rt.com
doesn't say they VOTE though
Noah Diaz
STOP POSTING IN CTR THREADS
SAGE OR IGNORE CTR THREADS
Isaac Evans
Misshaped vegetables that look like genitals.
Samuel Thomas
Best post
Alexander Myers
Mennonite in Lancaster County here.
Trump's a Pälzer so he has the anabaptist vote uncilonditionally.
Wir sint jetzt Präsident, bide schön.
Adam Bennett
I live in Indiana. Amish country is about an hour and a half drive away. I went through some of their towns last weekend and let me tell you. It's red red red.
Eli Lee
And there goes Pennsylvania, Trump wins the balgame
Chase Rodriguez
The memes dahnald THE MEMES
Ethan Bennett
is that grimes
Jason Cox
You know I know Trump supporters are largely old people who don't know how to use the internet but I didn't realize that segment of their population made it to Sup Forums. How can you be fooled by such an obvious fake url?
Gabriel Kelly
...
Ryan James
Mathematics is useless, you can use math to prove anything that's even remotely true.
You could use the same argument to prove that Hillary is winning.
Eli Richardson
>tfw the Amish are the Jews most powerful enemy
Hudson Peterson
YOU STUPID NIGGERS THIS IS FAKE
CTR IS TRYING TO DISTRACT US FROM PODESTA EMAILS WITH THIS BS
Brody Evans
Nice.
Parker Davis
...is it you? Donald?
Mason Davis
John James
They really are
They denounce the modern society and its trappings and degeneracy that (((they))) have created
If only Mormons were so based
Jacob Ortiz
>trump wins the vote of the only group that could out-breed the spics
this election boys,
Tyler Bailey
Guys..... GUYS........ HOLY SHIT........
>Amish population grows 18% in five years Amish's total current population is about 308,000, and it doubles every 22 years.
>evangelicalfocus.com
>Plain & Growing: Amish population doubles every 20 years, now totaling 300,000 in US and Canada
>Estimate: A New Amish Community is Founded Every 3 1/2 Weeks in U.S.
>researchnews.osu.edu
>Amish one of fastest-growing religious groups in US with a new community sprouting every three-and-a-half WEEKS
>dailymail.co.uk
>Rapidly Growing Amish Population
>amish-heartland.com
WHITE PEOPLE ARE SPREADING EVERYWHERE AND ARE CARRYING THEIR WHITE SUPREMACY WITH THEM!
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
David Young
This is a god send literally. Only issue is they are stating their motivation as being partly sexist so I hope that is kept quiet or the media will be screaming that all day.
Kevin Sanchez
>Jimmy Rustling
Jose James
>you will never be Amish and live a good, honest life with a loyal and loving wife
Why live? Truly. Why even live?
Ian Jackson
Sorry it's a parody website. Let's just see it as a CTR shill thread trying to put too much confidence in Trump voters so they won't feel the need to go vote.
This is the same site that claims Obama is openly gay
Camden James
It means the kikes are fucked. We've got our own ISIS now and they are WAY better craftsmen than the mudshits.
Isaac Clark
That you are still disgusting and will never get laid.
Henry Gonzalez
I am ex-amish. How an amish ended up on Sup Forums of all websites is a long story. Many of the families (read: Large clans) I am still in contact with are voting for the first time, and all of them for Trump.
Austin Phillips
I doubted OP when everybody called him a shill, but then I checked to see if it was real. It is.
economist.com
there are many more articles that talk about Amish voting for Trump
Are there really 20 million Amish?
John Roberts
Fake and gay. .co
Kevin Morgan
God loves puns.
Joshua Clark
I meant first time in presidential election
Nolan Smith
They're pretty inbred desu, but a votes a vote
inbreds for trump
Luis Hughes
Pretty good banter today, Aussie. I like it.
Christopher Lewis
Honestly we are the holy cow of white people, if leftists go after us the entire German American community(60% of white people here) will chimp out.
John Gomez
>Math is useless, because you can use it to prove things that are true.
Leo Hall
Unfortunately, I'm not Donald. Sad!
Ryder Foster
>Jimmy Rustling
Well, I'd say that's about it for me. We are now living in the age of fucking memes and there's nothing anyone can do about it. It's over. We've won. Nothing will ever top this.
Hudson Gomez
Charles Johnson
Jews.
Owen Carter
I live in western PA and I haven't heard of a single one of those blue-niggers voting
Fuck the Amish, they're almost as bad as gypsies
Sebastian Gomez
See who wrote the article
Blake Stewart
Dude, have you ever been to Pennsylvania? The Amish have a birthrate of NINE for every 2 parents. That's higher than fucking Africans..
Caleb Evans
Why is no one else reporting this?
Not even Nate silver's website has that statement.
Charles Scott
Checked and saved
Jason Ramirez
Dont listen to ctr, meme it til it happens!
Evan Thomas
Amishs are faggots.
Levi Rivera
Englisch detektiert, your forefathers moved into our shadow to mooch off of the stable economy we have always provided.
Whiny englisch are the fucking worst, muh buggies slowing traffic, muh puppy mills.
Leave if you don't like living amkng tbose who made the land something from nothing.
Samuel Jenkins
We don't believe in birth control