Post Conservative Sup Forums characters

Post Conservative Sup Forums characters

I'm a conservative and I'm not a fucking Nazi you dickweed

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I'll participate in this thread, but only if OP proves that he was actually interested in making a thread, and not just being an inflamatory dipshit.

Porn board rules. Post 6 or GTFO.

Everyone else should follow suit.

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>conservative
>posts picture of a socialist

>nazi
>conservative

Sup Forumsmblr is real

You're baiting OP but fuck it, here's one

>That swastika
Those buddhists skinheads can't keep getting away with this

>Nazis were socialists meme
Bet you think North Korea is a Democratic Republic too

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>What is Charlottesville?

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In retrospect, these are fucking stupid characters

>conservative
What the hell is he trying to conserve? The man's a revolutionary fascist.

Hawk is a good example of a legit conservative character. The Question too, if you count libertarianism as conservative.

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Since when did conservative become synonymous with nazi? Wasn't there a time when conservatives hated nazis?

They were. Nazi style Fascism believes in commandeering the capitalism system and forcing it to serve the public good. It's at most, economically centrist, and despite what the current political dialogue would have one believe, does not fit nicely in the American conception of the left and right.

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wtf I love black Republicans now

Those days are over

These.

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Give it up, it's the same faggot who makes 10 of these threads erryday.

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This a bait thread you fucking parrot.

Jesus Christ this board is getting too meta for me. You are all like Ouroboros caught in an endless loop of being triggered.

When America decided there was no more middle ground. All liberals are antifa anarchocommies SJW calling for white genocide and the stripping of all freedoms and all conservatives are capitalist fascists who want to send all the minorities to the camps.

NSDAP
Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

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You just described America, not just this board.

Nice bait

Jesus Christ this made me hard as a rock.

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Just a man trying to defend the sanctity of a male and a female. You'd love this comic.

>not posting the best part

>conservatives are capitalist fascists who want to send all the minorities to the camps.

Are we going to pretend this isn't true?

To be fair Wally stopped being conservative once he grew up.

all thumbs are fingers, not all fingers are thumbs

>Nazi
>Not a socialist

You done fucked up.

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Hank Hill?

Remind me again who put the japanese into camps?

God does GA ever stop fucking whining?

>Nationalized and democratized industry
>Large scale wealth distribution
>It didn't work
Nazis were socialist.

Conservatives. Back then they were voting Democrat because the Civil Rights Movenent didn't happen yet.

>Leaving your loyal bitch for a rock fucker

That's a pretty bitchin' flag.

Is this a meme I'm not aware of? Do you people think the nazis hated themselves then? They were the ones that started with 'muh Judo-Bolsheviks conspiracy' and the reason Hitler couldn't keep it in his pants to attack the Soviets even if it meant losing everything.

Yes everything bad that ever happened was thanks to conservatives even if was the liberals because they were also conservative.

Stalin?
Conservative.
Chairman Mao?
Conservative.
Hitler?
Conservative.

Also all good Republican presidents were liberals don't ya know.

I remember being a liberal. Grade 10 sure was fun.

No, FDR was very much a progressive.

>relatively high income tax + state run economy
>not socialist
Don't drop out of high school kids

Holy shit, a realistic representation of someone's political beliefs that isn't meant to make them out to be a villain or strawman either side. HOLY SHIT how photoshopped is that image?

You have no idea what you're talking about whatsoever. The Nazis had free healthcare and forced companies to pay people a living wage. They actually stopped Stalin from invading Europe all the way to France.

>Also all good Republican presidents
Literally none

They hated capitalism as much as communism.

"Better to die under bolshevism than live as eternal slaves under capitalism." - Joseph Goebbels

Not as good as this one

Eh Lincoln was alright

I bet you're confused as to why the Sunnis and Shittes continue to fight each other too.

>Lincoln
>Eisenhower
>Teddy Roosevelt

Yeah ok kid.

>suspended habeas corpus

You do know waging war against the states is the literal definition of treason, right?

>thinking socialism = communism
Want to know how I know you're American?
>inb4 socialism is just a step on the way to communism
For Marxists and other communists, sure. Not for self-described socialists. For them, socialism is the end goal. They don't want to take it any further.

>The Nazis had free healthcare and forced companies to pay people a living wage.
Those things were imposed since Bismarck.

>They actually stopped Stalin from invading Europe all the way to France.
You have a source for that? Because I do have one for Germany's plans to invade France and much from 1925
You have no idea how much the Nazis hated the commies, I'd say even more than the US at the height of the Red Scare

Lincoln didn't open fire on Fort Sumter

Nazism actually makes it their end goal firmly by closing the border and developing their own culture. A strong brotherhood is necessary for a country to develop.

No he wasn't. There are tons of good republican presidents but he wasn't one.
>Literally had no plans to free the slaves or end slavery when he started the war
>Only did it to consolidate the power of the union
>Destroyed the right of any state to succeed from the union, thus allowing for the growth of the superstate and american empire

I'm confused. Are you calling Lincoln or the South a traitor?

Conservatives aren't all nazis.

Nazis just like to call themselves conservatives.

>This thread

It's real, earlier in the comic they try to murder him for being black.

"Oh I just sent these armed troops in, I didn't know what was going to happen, honest!"

More Americans raped French women than Germans did. Stalin took over all of the countries he fought the Germans in. Do you think world domination was not on the table for him? Churchill and Patton both wanted to push on into the USSR immediately after WWII ended.

>thinking socialism=communism

The Soviet Union was Marxist-Leninist, as opposed to the National Socialist Germany. They're wholly different in their views on central planning, ethnic minorities, traditionalism, urban vs rural living, and many other things.

Is their boss The Flash?

Fuck you man. You made me spit my beer out.

Nazis don't call themselves conservatives, they hate conservatives for being "cucked"

>Literally strawman: the comic
>WE ARE SO SILLY

It was good until every conservative was what CNN wants them to be.

I can't stop fucking laughing.

Also Jews ran the Soviet Union.

You mean issue one?

They hate EVERYONE for being "cucked".

Most of all themselves.

literally every Sup Forums character is basically a fascist.
Its better when you dont use real world politics in comics...you then realize this point.

>If you hate a communist or socialist country that means you don't hold similar economic or social values
The Nazis main political ideology was that the Aryan race was superior, did you think they would be friends with slavs?
Hitler's renouncement of communist is far departed from his actual policy, which is incredibly socialist if you've actually read anything about the platform he was elected on.

Anderson moved there without orders from fort moultrie, months before Lincoln took office.

National Socialism is leftist

Some people who call themselves conservatives are, sure, but we're talking about people who've also called themselves National SOCIALISTS.

Fascists will dress up themselves up whatever way is easiest to get power. It's said that capitalism inevitably reduces to fascism, but honestly, I think that fascism is more a result of predatory personality.

Not after Stalin. Nearly all Jewish members of the Communist party were purged during the Great Purge.

>Large scale wealth distribution
Literally taking money from rich capitalist Jews and give it to rich capitalist Aryan.
>Democratized industry
All industry are controlled by capitalist close with Hitler and his pals while abolishing any rights for workers to strike and destroying the union to its fullest.
Literally sending all leftist to death camps
And have you heard of the Night of the long knives?
>A ideal that advocate private ownership is socialist
When is this meme gonna stop?

Most cape heroics is supposedly volunteer work, right? How is say Superman fascist?

Can't blame Stalin on this one. Soviet Union would have fallen apart even sooner without him

>Union: "Hey we're just coming to manage our property that happens to be in your neighborhood."
>South: "REEEEEEEEEE"
>Union: "Ok you started it."
>South: "War of Northern Agression! War of Northern Agression!"

I have literally never heard anybody assert that. Please, provide evidence.

Imagine what it's like to be a nazi in 2017
>"The west is superior"
>"Literally everything the west is built upon is bad"
>"Degeneracy must be stopped"
>"Jews are subverting our cultural values"
>"Democracy is the enemy of state"
>The entire middle east agrees
>"But fuck those guys"

If you're not reading him as Jeffrey Combs you're doing it wrong.

They are essentially ultra-patriotic socialists.

We only say fuck the Middle East because they want to kill us I can't say I blame them for it but I'm not about to roll over and accept it.

It's a tactic they use to try and obscure their real motives. Like the "Oh man, the holocaust never happened but if it did that would be great" or how the neo-nazis at that rally today made pro-BLM signs just in case they got punched.

Socialist? The Nazis weren't Socialist. They had the name, sure, but they had very few traits of any Socialist society. The DPRK sure as hell ain't democratic.

As to the ultranationalism, that is a severely right-wing trait.

Reminder that Auschwitz had a pool and theater for prisoners to use.

They'll show you on the tour but only if you're smart enough to ask about it.

Also there is a giant chimney leading to nowhere for some reason, and locks inside gas chambers which makes no sense.

Also no way they could have cremated as many bodies as they supposedly did.

But fuck it, right?