Disney's last hope for kino

Disney's last hope for kino.

You forgot
>Directed by George Lucas

Kinobi

They'll inject a "STRONG" woman into this

>Star Wars

So this is hell, huh?

never ending Star Wars movies!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG

Fuck it. MSE-6-series repair droid trilogy.

Underrated

I would kill for an artistic and slow-paced take on his life on Tatooine, desert settings are prime kino material.

The alternative would be a large part set in the Clone Wars with an offscreen recast Anakin, then Tatooine to close.

>Jabba The Early Gangsta Years
this movie will happen. callin it now.

>make it so. nintendo could bring out a mariokart with them for mario and the gang to race around in

Jabba; 2 hours of CGI slug being sopranos.

you know what, they could of stopped at a new hope. we'd be a lot more happy.

I really wish they wouldn’t.

>stronk women.
She saves his ass from being beaten the fuck out of at some shady pub in tatoosandywandy. she kicks the fuck out of 6 space ugly cgi fuckers.

>han "you took your time!"

then they fuck off to naboo to roll around in the grass?

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It won’t happen. But on the off cahnce it does, it won’t happen for at least 3 years and it will have some obnoxious woman character injected into it since we can’t let disney fans find out that the force isn’t actually female.

Random strong black woman.
Some asian shows up to do something.

Could be a brooding slow burn masterpiece if they kept the niggers and gooks out.

no... there is another...

What a great idea!
>*casts Miles Teller*

who will play the inevitable black member of the Resistance who is the love intrest of Kenobi role?

Jonah Hill should play young luke

they could reboot the damn thing and make a proper saga of luke rebuilding the jedi order.

They're gonna recast Idis Elba as Kenobi.

I hate this picture so much

This

its a self loathing thing.

Kenobi won't get a love interest since it's against the Jedi code, so he'll either train a black padawan or he'll team up with a black Jedi.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Dindu Nuffin, the Jedi Master I met just shortly after exiling myself on Tatooine who convinced me to leave Tatooine and join her on one last mission against The Empire? She was a good friend.

i'm sorry that you feel that way about yourself

I like the image, it triggers soyboys like yourself.
hows the Nintendo Switch?

>I like the image
Of course you do, I wonder what's the real reason.

It will be so exciting to watch a movie about young Luke farming moisture.

Attachment is against Jedi code, fucking some alien hookers is fine

Didn't stop them from making up an epic rebellion adventure for Han's prequel.