Character is supposed to be a 10/10 chad drowning in pussy juices

>character is supposed to be a 10/10 chad drowning in pussy juices
>they cast THIS GUY

what were they thinkgen?

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That's a British 10/10

Well it cant be very difficult to be a chad, when every woman around you has no character development, but that comes at a price as you would forever be in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Don't talk shit about Kenneth Branagh.

Just like the beatles were all 10/10 chads amirite?

The perfect cast

>op hasn't seen Branagh's St. Crispin speech
Absolutely shameful.

Kenneth Branagh was married to emma thompson and Helena Bonham-Carter so he is factually a bongchad

He's not a 10/10 chad, he's the guy middle-aged women wet their knickers over while nobody else understands why. Like James Blunt or Josh Groban

>watching propaganda
The Brits didn't charge or do anything worth honoring that day. They simply camped and shot arrows at the French while they righteously tried to cross a swamp to kill the cucks for unwarrantedly invading their country.

I didn't know Frogs were so salty, I'm going to need a glass of water after reading your post.

>shitting on one of the best cast roles

this guy gets it

Almost all of the adult characters in HP were perfectly cast.
You couldn't ask for a better Lockhart than Kenneth Branagh. Nobody could've done Umbridge justice as well as Imelda Staunton. Alan Rickman IS Snape.

What's with all the Potter threads lately?

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Is this meme, dare I say it, dead?

"No!"

> being this butthurt after hundreds of years

Lockhart was such a based character, really wished they included him in the 5th movie where he's in the hospital

Bateman is always, everywhere, with us

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I saw an ad that HBO's streaming service had all Harry Potter movies put on it. Some people are probably marathoning.

There's almost always one going on, has been that way for months.

Sir Chuckles is goat.

Not as bad as casting this dweeb as a studly whoremaster in Valerian

i hope so

It was just a shitty and lazy attempt and no Clifford. True connoisseurs don't give (You)s to a bad effort.

No, that user just posted it with bad timing. We already saw this pasta posted recently so it's not that funny

Does it upset you that your entire teenage years has been documented on 8 geg, zach?