It's a truman gets drunk and starts watching Hitler speeches on youtube episode

>It's a truman gets drunk and starts watching Hitler speeches on youtube episode

>it's another 'Truman starts masturbating again after having just masturbated after edging for hours even though he has no feeling in his dick' episode again

>It's a 'Truman sneaks his mother's high heels into his bedroom and wanks off with them and cums inside them' episode

He thought no-one would ever find out.

Why would he have access to YouTube?

>truman hasn't left his house in multiple days

>It's another Truman spends all day in his room masturbating episode

They really need to get new material.

>Truman get's curious and shove his deodorant up his ass

>It's a Truman tries searching for CP without using terms that could get him flagged

i havent had feelings in my dick since occupy wall street

>It's a Truman continues to shit in his neighbor's yards and always blames a non-existent stray dog whenever anyone brings up the topic of the "dog"shit piles and they bring it up often because the director keeps losing ad money but he can't flat out tell Truman to stop shitting in his neighbor's yards and the neighbors obvious fixation on the shit brings Truman joy so he keeps overeating and begins to exclusively shit in his neighbor's yards episode

>It's a Truman invents a time machine and goes back in time to kill Hitler but then falls under the spell of his beautiful eyes and joins the party instead episode

>that episode where an underage girl started hitting on Truman right in front of her family and he kinda laughed it off but secretly liked the attention because he's insecure and girls usually don't give him any attention at all

>it's a Truman invents reality tv episode

>it's a truman doesn't understand the thread episode

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>it's a Truman gets into a series of comical misunderstandings with his neighbors but everything ends up fine in the end episode

>its a truman doesnt leave his bed for 3 days episode

>it's a Truman tries to build a kit car in his garage but it ends up being a lot more difficult that he thought it would episode

>It's a Truman dislikes the Korean couple that moved in next door so they're instructed to act as informal servants to him to regain the asian market, but then he makes advances on the wife so they end up planning to move back to korea but truman wants to run away with her so homeland security shows up and finds 1000 pounds of explosives they were going to use to blow up the Seahaven nuclear power plant because they were North Korean sleeper agents all along

>it's a 'Truman goes a little too far in an online chat room and starts camsexing an underage girl' episode

>It's another "Truman shits in the bed" episode

he really needs to figure out why, seems boring having to do laundry all the time.

/ourguy/

kino episodes

>it’s a Truman is unhappy with his life and knows he’s suffering from depression but won’t do anything about it because that’s too much effort and it’s easier to browse Sup Forums for 10 hours a day episode

>it's a Truman jerks off in the shower after explicitly telling himself he needs to stop watching porn so he masturbates anyway

>it's a Truman has a LOT to say about Black Panther episode

>it’s another Truman masturbates despite not feeling horny and just goes through the motions and it doesn’t even feel that good episode

>it's a "teenage Truman gets his first job at McDonald's and loogies in every black person's order" episode

>it’s a Truman drinks way to much and suffers from another 14 hour hangover episode

>it's another Truman lays in his room all weekend thinking about suicide episode

>it's a Truman remembers that one girl he had sex with who was pretty hot and gets happy until he realises he'll never have sex with anyone near that hot ever again and then starts drinking again episode

>It's a Truman procrastinated on his term paper and he has to write the whole thing the night before it's due but instead of writing it he edges all night to xev bellringer mommy porn episode

>It's a Truman decides to taste his own cum immediately after jacking off, but regrets it when it's way more musky than he had anticipated episode

>it's a Truman tries to fart in bed but accidentally lets out a bit of diarrhea and decides it can wait until morning because he's comfortable episode

seen this one so many times

>it's a Truman spends all day on an anonymous imageboard talking to other losers about how they use memes incorrectly episode

It's a Truman puts oleander leaves in that bitchy girl at works salad.

>it's a Truman wakes up with a hangover lying on his towel, only to remove the towel from his bed and see a puddle of vomit underneath it episode
Getting tired of these repeats... r-right guys?

>it's another Truman doesn't get any joy out of sexuality anymore and basically goes flaccid when he's with his girlfriend so he contemplates suicide and its the only thing that brings any sort of feeling into his penis episode

>It's a Truman decides to kill himself with rope, but can't go through with it, so just stands on the chair for hours with the noose still around his neck episode

>it's a Truman enters junior's room at night for some father son time episode

>It's a Truman just waits to get high again episode

>It's a Truman ejaculated in his boss's coffee, when of course the actor knows but has to drink it down anyway episode

Just saw that one this morning

>it's a truman gets doxxed episode

>guys like suicide haha, right?
Grow a pair and just do it. Bitches whore attention with suicide.

>It's a Truman wakes up thinking he is the last person on Earth, but gets depressed when he hears a car go by.

>it's a truman searches img on bing images with safe search off episode

haha I loved Truman! He was always a thorn in Jerry's side!
"Seinfeld"
"Truman"
haha kills m every time

>It's a Truman tries to think of a pathetic and shocking situation he can describe to get strangers on the internet to notice him episode

>It's a Truman realizes it's been six hours since he masturbated and someone posted a qt so it's about that time episode

>it's a truman takes the day off work but doesn't tell his wife and he parks his car at the end of the street waiting for his wife to leave for work but she doesn't actually have a job because she's just an actress in truman's life so after an uneventful half hour of waiting the director tells his wife to drive off somewhere and then truman returns home and tries to suck his own dick for an hour until he throws out his back and as he's naked on the floor he writhes in pain while he tries to dress himself but the pain is too intense and his wife eventually returns home and asks truman what happened and through the tears truman tells his wife that he got a phonecall from the neighbors while he was at work saying that there were two strange men lurking around in truman's house so truman went home to confront them at which point the thieves overpowered him and raped him as a form of punishment and then before leaving they told truman that he can't go to the police over this otherwise they'll kill truman's wife episode

>It's a truman is a cynical douche who ruins everyone else's fun episode

literally me

>It's a Truman is starving in his room because his mom has guests in the kitchen episode

>it's a Truman orders ketamine to his house via a dark net market and his mom opens the letter before Truman can grab it and starts threatening to call the police so he barricades himself in his room for hours until she calms down then when she's outside having a cigarette he enters her room in search of the envelope and snorts the entire gram in under a week episode

>it's a Truman takes a tab of 25i-NBOMe at a party, blacks out, has a seizure, and nearly dies episode
didn't see any reruns of this episode after that

>It's a truman walks into the kitchen with his shoulders back, says hiya to the guests with a smile then returns to his room with a plate full of food and a nice cool drink to go with it episode

>It's a Truman can't take food into his room episode

DELETE

>It's another Truman brings a black-out drunk girl to his room episode.

>it's a Truman was just searching for an old /b meme because he couldnt remember the exact phrasing and didn't remember the source comic name and Google warns him that he's potentially searching for illegal content episode

kek

>It's a Truman chooses to rewatch Lord of the Rings for the 500th time instead of filling out job applications episode

>it's a Truman tries to hire a prostitute but it goes completely wrong

>it's a Truman downs an entire bottle of rum and decides to record himself having sex with his onahole to get a rough idea of what he'd look like in an amateur porn video

>It's a Truman puts off looking for a job for one more week because not working is nice even though he is dangerously close to being broke and it's actually stressing him out but it's okay because it's just one week

>it's a Truman stays up late instead of going to bed at a reasonable time and tells himself that he's too tired to do anything more than browse Sup Forums for 16 hours, for the 1187th consecutive day

Wtf I'm watching that episode right now

>its a truman makes an insightful post on an imageboard but doesnt get any replies episode

>it's a Truman's mom forced him out of NEEThood to work at her place and he can't refuse because she'll kick him out of her house episode

>It's a Truman calls his dad and pretends like everything is alright episode

>its a truman drinks a liter and a half of vodka then throws up under his pillow and goes back to sleep episode

>It's a Truman regrets reading a book for a class the day before an essay on it is due and he actually really likes the book but would have liked it better if he wasn't rushing episode

I WANNA HEAL, I WANNA FEEL
LIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REAL
I WANNA FIND SOMETHING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONG
SOMEWHERE I BELONG

imagine actually doing this, how pathetic

If this is real you need to stop. You are killing yourself and that is not okay.

>It's a Truman feels everyone drifting away episode

He must have had trouble standing for prolonged periods afterwards

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>it's a Truman gets into his SS uniform and watches Raimi's Spiderman trilogy while crying episode

>it's a Truman gets pulled over for driving 32 in a 30 and gets arrested for a dui because he smells like marijuana because he lives with a bunch of fucking degenerates and everything he owns reeks of marijuana even though he doesn't consume episode
That cops gonna eat Truman's ass when his piss comes back negative.

>its another truman convonces his girlfroend to get really drunk and shit on his chest, and she does but its way grosser and runnier than anticipated because it was all you can eat wing night at crickets sports bar and they both lose all interest in sex so after drunkenly and akwardly showering they attempt to change the shit soaked sheets but ultimately fail and have to sleep directly on the shitstained mattress and both cry themselves to sleep episode

>it's a Truman keeps randomly muttering "Heil Hitler" under his breath all day and can't seem to stop himself episode

Yeah, my fiance says the same thing. Tbh the only thing stopping me from shooting myself is that the leftists will add me to the gun statistic, so im basically living to spite the left. Thanks for your concern though user. That unironically brightened my day.

you could say that to ANY of these posts my dude. I'm feeling bummed out just being here.

>it's a Truman after his failing suicide attempt and a bunch of promises to his crying family is now trying to work hard and make something for himself but instead he's slowly and surely falling into his old awful habits wasting his life and he feels numb and tired yet apathy is filling him episode
Hope he can get his shit together soon

>it's a Truman snorts some mystery powder, gets black out drunk, and proceeds to send 37 incoherent text messages to his mom episode

You have someone who cares about you. Stop drinking. Do it for her.

>it's another "Truman watches a Jordan Peterson video and cries while half-assedly cleaning his room" episode
The '12 Rules for Life' product placement is getting ridiculous too.

>its another truman got too drunk at christmas while visiting his new fiances family in rural texas and brought up how the holocaust was not real in front of her family while playing trivial pursuit episode

>it's a truman uses all the money he saved up for a car and loses his virginity to a escort and it feels good but now he's addicted to escorts and can't normal in front of normal women episode

>its another truman shit himself while laying in bed hungover twice in one day episode.

>it's a Truman Shits his pants at work but somehow nobody fucking notices episode
Clearly the director told everyone not to mention any thing... or Truman just always smells like shit.

>It's a Truman commits suicide so they hire a doppelganger to replace him

>its a truman decides not to drink that night so he spends it thinking about how he regrets most of his life and how he now has no real goals or dreams episode

dude my life is so awesome compared to yours. i mean its not awesome, but yours fucking sucks, and it makes mine better

>has a fiance but suicidally drinks
Truman must not love her. Did Truman get baby daddies?

>It's a Truman got over a bit of a rough patch in his emotional life and changed his routine a little, and notices that he's meeting new people more often, making friends faster, and hears his name called more often.
>It's a Truman can feel that he's becoming a happier person overall episode.

>its another truman gets a handjob on a plane from his 15 year old puerto rican girlfriend on the way back from upstate new york where she dropped out of fat camp