If you have a black son you gotta punch him in the face

>If you have a black son you gotta punch him in the face
What did he mean by that?

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Wtf, this special ain't funny

It's Chris Rock. I don't know what you expected.
Same old shit, slightly less shrieking.

This is where I stopped watching. What happened to the classic rock where he would talk about race in a funny way?

I remember when Tracy Jordan said he would stab his son to death if he were gay. LMAO.

Not even the audience finds it funny. I can hear some people here and there but it's not the entire crowd.

Remember when Dave Chappelle told a baby to go home?

>“You’d think every once in a while the cops would shoot a white kid just to make it look good.”
I don't get it. Make what look good?

It was ok. Had some parts that made me exhale out of my nose very fast. I noticed a lot of bla k male white female couples in the audience tho so I would not watch it again.

To make police brutality look better, but funnily enough they actually do shoot white people, and at higher rates

>higher rates

You must not know what rates are haha.

The bully part is the only thing that I found funny
>No one gives a fuck if you code if you cry when your boss doesn't greet you

Sup reddit, long time no see

Hitting black kids doesn't work, unless you want them to become cunts.
Black single mothers have been using their kids as punching bag and it did not improve the hood.

Netflix gave this nigga 40 mil to tell lukewarm jokes.
Netflix is going bankrupt

Society needs to admit that standup comedy is an outdated medium of comedy in the current year. Honestly, Sup Forums is funnier than 99% of standup comedy.

>not seeing reddit everywhere
reddit

It stopped being funny when they stopped telling jokes and now wanna preach their beliefs to the audience

Nigga I got kids to feed!

Oh, shit!

What happened to him? He doesn't look nor sound anything like himself. Are we sure he's not an impostor?

I'm sure someone on Netflix is writing these comedy routines for them

>now Sup Forumsniggers don't like HOW Chris talks about race
I swear you kids can't ever be pleased.

Which translates to "despite being known for off the cuff political and spcial commentary, please don't tell jokes I don't agree with". I bet you are one of those retards who unironically thinks George Carlin was a PC SJW.

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How is me telling you to stop crying, make me rebbit?

This. If I hadn't known it was him before hand I would have thought it was some black guy who kind of look like Chris Rock. Just a couple of years ago he looked completely different.

I also never liked Carlin's style of comedy. But now they all wanna be like Carlin. I'm almost done watching this special and Rock already lectured about racism, marriage, religion... and none of that was funny. The audience seems bored as well as I am.

*social

>criticizing issues regarding race, is a lecture
>he doesn't like Carlin
You need to be 18 to post here.

The difference is that Carlin was a real, top tier intellectual while Chris Rock is just being a populist.

Not about racism, but the marriage part was in fact a lecture.

Carlin wasn't an intellectual, he just read a few Noam Chomsky books and used them in his act

I'm not the guy you answered first. But believing that as a customer I can't decide what I think is funny or not and not be able to put my thoughts on that into text, is fucking plebbit, where I hope you go back to now.

It’s partly that, but it’s partly the way society and media is currently structured. Society has changed quite a bit over the last 50 years and there are really not as many social problems to complain about. Some of these older entertainers aren’t ready to give up their old taking points and setup/punchline delivery method.

It is also the medium itself. Nobody really wants to hear some egomaniac give a soliloquy for an hour. In the Internet age, people want to participate in the conversation or at least feel like they are. Message boards and podcasts fulfill this desire and are much funnier than listening to some comedian stand there and say the same old, tired thing.

With message boards, people can say whatever they want anonymously, without worrying about how society will react. These standup comedians have to walk on eggshells for the public so as to not offend anybody. Podcasts are also funnier, because you can listen to multiple people riffing on topics with each other, giving the vibe that you are in the room with them, the friend simulator. Stand up is just dry nowadays

can someone just type out the jokes here, I don't want to watch it.

They absolutely do not shoot white people at higher rates. That's moronic.

Still funnier than Dave Chappelle last Netflix special which was terribly Unfunny and bombed almost ever "joke"

amp.nationalreview.com/article/451466/police-violence-against-black-men-rare-heres-what-data-actually-say

>“You’d think every once in a while the cops would shoot a white kid just to make it look good.”
>“Ever since my kids were born, I’ve been getting them ready for the white man,”
>“Everything in my house that’s the color white is either hot, heavy, or sharp. My kids know that when they deal with anything white, they gotta think about that shit. They gotta contemplate this shit. ‘Ooh, this napkin, okay, should I wipe my mouth with it? Or is that what whitey wants me to do?’”
>“That’s how Trump became president. We got a rid of bullies. A real bully showed up and we didn’t know how to handle him.”
>“George W. Bush was so bad, he gave us Obama […] George Bush is a black revolutionary. Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, George Bush. They need to honor him at the Essence Festival.”
>“Hell, I ate pussy on 9/11”

>Carlin was a real, top tier intellectual
Come on dude, I'm a big fan of Carlin but that's just crap.

Chris Rock is so old now that it's almost a different generation in the audience.

thank you for saving me some time, it is important to me

In 2015, The Washington Post launched a real-time database to track fatal police shootings, and the project continues this year (2016). As of Sunday, 1,502 people have been shot and killed by on-duty police officers since Jan. 1, 2015. Of them, 732 were white, and 381 were black (and 382 were of another or unknown race).

Political sentiment is fine. The problem is when your impulse to preach usurps your desire to entertain. The humor disappears and all that's left is preaching. Anthony Jeselnik has made a career of poking at sensitive social issues, but it's always through his comedic narrative and use of misdirection. He never descends into political monologue. When your craft ends up taking a backseat to your ideology, you've lost the plot. And unfortunately, a lot of comedians and other entertainers seem to be going down this route.

I feel like Netflix is pushing them towards this route. Chappelle and Chris Rock came back for a special and both of their specials seemed more like a preaching and talking how they "made it" because they were successful comedians 10 years ago

vulture.com/2018/02/chris-rock-tamborine-best-jokes-netflix.html

Heh, and if you measure that up against by the proportions of crimes committed.

shut up Gay Liotta

Jokes don't just become lectures, fucking Christ you people are so hypersensitive to comedy.

>But believing that as a customer I can't decide what I think is funny or not and not be able to put my thoughts on that into text, is fucking plebbit
I never said that, you illiterate faggot.

It's Steve-O in blackface

*topic*
*extremely wild strawman counterargument no one made like 100 people would be stabbed to death*
*5 minutes going off on it*
*repeat 3x*

He was lazy on this one. It was alright, but that's the thing. Comedians saying WILD and CRAZY things is kind of old hat. Everyone is a comedian now on twitter. Despite this there are more successful comedians than ever, but there are also many mediocre ones. Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle's time has passed, but they are still good for an hour or so of mild entertainment, compared to the utter shit people watch these days regularly.

I'm not an illiterate faggot. In point of fact, it is you who is an illiterate faggot.

I feel like you are only bitching about the comedy being "preachy" or "taking a front row seat" because you disagree with the politics and won't get over yourselves to enjoy the jokes. Chris Rock has literally always joked about race since before you were fucking born, so it's more of a reflection of how most of you here are awkwardly quasi-political brainlets who are first time voters, or just generally people who don't align with Rock politically and therefore think they can't find him funny.

Same song and dance every time there is a "controversial" comedian.

>I'm not illiterate
>I just can't read posts
>no u
Quality bait, newfriend.

>political sentiment is fine as long as I agree with it
Sam coming back any day now, amirite?

worked bruh, check out ur 4 line post bitch

this is why the motherfucker was scared to do another special. he was afraid to get back out there and be not-funny. he's lost it.

CB4 was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. But Rock is just an old man now, joking about race and violence in a way that isn't funny or smart. He's done.

>getting called an illiterate faggot is falling for bait
Maybe lurk a bit more, kiddo.

>multimillion dollar comedian
>Tambourine is one of the most watched Netflix comedy specials next to the new Chapelle one
>"he's fucking done! Calling it!"