MASTER, PLEASE!

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Why does Sup Forums like mummy-girl so much?
She's ugly without the make up

>in before 400 posts

claiming top10 post

The yagsbarro version was better, sadly, I didn't save it

but she is total waifu with the make up

Yes. she deserves a dick

giv

I think it got something to do with her unusual beauty. She doesn't look like typical Hollywood generic pretty face #2543.
Filling a certain niche, same as BR49 guys who worship that replicant girl.
Also she's very cute and got lovely voice, with little french accents.

>w-what do you mean you guys are going to leave me here for two hours?

>Alex please! i really need to pee

giv mummy gf

*opens mouths*

Forget both of you, I'd ring her no makeup or untucked

GIMMI SOM OF DAt MUMMI

Ahmanet4ever!

she's lewd

I would do anything for Ahmanet

Even take her place and spend centuries tied up and buried alive in small coffin?

Just imagine how horny she must've been.
They caught her when she was about to have sex with that guy.
Now, locked in that coffin, tied up in bandages... She wouldn't be able to even finish herself off.
Ultimate reverse blue balls experience.

Based

I haven't watched this movie.
Does she really say that? Why are there tubes?

she says to me every night, usually followed by "let me cum already"

ugh, she's really got that pussy wrapped up tight. wonder what she's hiding in there.

good question

No, she actually says "IT BURNS"
Tubes were used to inject her with mercury. Movie lore says it is weakening evil powers.
She has been buried alive in a huge pool of mercury to isolate her evil power from the rest of world. Tomb scene is just spectacular, have to say.

Thanks. I'll check it out one of these days.

>what she's hiding in there
perfection

I’m guessing it’s some sort of hole, or something. I read that somewhere once.

is this her trademark pose?

I imagine it's the same poster who spams this thread and defends any criticism of her since a lot of the responses are usually the same.

Like this dumb asshole who always says he loves her because she has unusual beauty or something. He's in every thread related to this disgusting whore with a manjaw.

back of the knee maybe

If I could do that, I'd do that every day

agree about OP spamming same pic and caption but there are more guys for sure.
Checked some of these mummy threads, they had lot of great discussion inbetween waifu posting. Threads lasted for more than a day, some of them even 2. There are definitely few guys also Sofia Boutella became one of biggest breakouts of 2017. Movie underperformed in USA but was a hit worldwide.

She really is gorgeous. In the Top 20 out of Hollywood for me.

Yes, let's keep making threads to discuss a shitty movie that was a part of a failed cinematic universe..

This is just a daily waifu thread for some user with severe autism

>Like this dumb asshole who always says he loves her because she has unusual beauty or something.
This is pretty common answer from Sofia fans. Last thread had like 3 or 4 replies with similar response.
Read replies to this

I bet you hated Glau posting too. Anons like you are the cancer that kills Sup Forums

>stop liking what I don't like

Is this what they call the poor man's Laura Sfez?

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Movie got golden razzie nomination, so this gave it a little push.
Honestly, these threads made me learn a lot about actual Egyptian culture, as many people discussed correct and incorrect things, such as gods names, makeup and hairstyle, mummification process and lot more.
Some people were discussing zero gravity plane crash scene. It was a nice thing, 1st time ever in action movie and 2nd overall.
Talking about possible future of Dark Universe and monsters too.
1 of these threads had great talk abut some scientist women who died coz spilled few drops of organic mercury on her hand.
I prefer such interesting threads over 30 racebait Black Panther or Star Wars stuff.

She's so cute

>1 of these threads had great talk abut some scientist women who died coz spilled few drops of organic mercury on her hand.
I remember that one. It was damn creepy.

>This is just a daily waifu thread
So are Blade Runner, Rey(Star Wars) or every single actress (Emma, Cara, Eva Green and much more) threads. What makes mummy threads any worse or different?

Jealousy

you named interesting topics and attractive women, and asked how a boring, unattractive woman is different from them.

Well I don't really partake in ANY waifu threads but at least Blade Runner was a good movie and MOST of the Star Wars movies have been alright

What Nikes is she wearing?

>boring
WRONG
>unattractive
WRONG
>woman
WRONG

damn dude that cunt's older than me. you know she'll be 36 this year?

And what makes Mummy any worse?
Critics railed it for what it was supposed to be, a start of new universe, only 16% of them could appreciate the idea.
Maybe at 1st feels off and too forced, but once it would get on rails (assuming they continue it), it seems to be better connected and more interlinked than others.

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star wars sucks. all of them. mummy sucks. blade runner was barely passable. women are more attractive than men but certainly not worth rubbing your dick about. liking things is for faggots.

>women are more attractive than men
CITATION NEEDED

>mummy sucks
oh yes, she does :)

is this movie good?

MASTER TAKE THE CHAINS OFF ME

is your butt?

MASTER

Your waifu a shit, get over it

technically 10/10, great special effects, stunts, sets, visuals in general are top-notch
about plot, it's complicated, some people liked it, some hated
basically mission impossible meets the mummy (1932 version! not 90s one) +zombies, chases, planes, and much more. there is so much going on, that you can get lost
it's one of strangest movies I've seen recently. can't really compare it to anything else

It's because she looks like a tranny and spends part of a movie tied up to be abused. Do the math!!!FACT!!!

Fuck off Chris Evans

i Chrish i was Chris Evans

have some new content

why is Sup Forums suddenly started shilling this chick. Is a torrent out?

Torrent out since October.
Movie got nomination to golden razzie, so some people decided to watch it.. And fell in love with Ahmanet, look at this
It's Sup Forums. Strange looking chick, tied in some wicked bondage, sucking men dry in a deadly kiss...need to say more?

Your waifu is shit and so was the movie she starred in. Please just stop, sweetie.

screw that ugly tranny,
it's about Tom Cruise becoming a fucking god, Jews and haters BTFO

Tom Cruise is good. The movie sucks. The waifu sucks. Stop making this thread.

hey, i'm not OP and i think she's hot too!

just kidding. fuck you OP and your garbage waifu you idiot

I wonder how this is getting so many posts.

Question is, how are these threads able to stay up for 2 days

Because they get constant posts?

coz Ahmanet is perfect and Sofia is cute!
C U T E
U
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some autist idiot obsessed with his waifu bumps his own thread every so often and defends his disgusting waifu every chance he gets so the thread gets lots of posts and seems active

Cool reddit post man. Why do you come here just to get upset?

nobody agrees with you faggot

but 2 days?
can't believe it's 1 guy. Since Sofia is a rather known dancer, touring the world, I believe she got some fan club. Don't forget the Mummy made over 330m overseas.

Pretty sure she wasn't horny for long

>getting angry over 1 mummy waifu thread
Don't you remember 10-15 Harley Quinn ones flooding the board from, also critically panned, Suicide Squad?
/tv is full of capeshit and star wars spam, 1 thread circlejerking over mummy is harmless

TIme to make a new thread