>Be Sweden
>56% income tax
>Third worlders everywhere
>Women are mediocre looking at best
>Men are massive beta sucks
>Build galleon Vasa in the 1600s
>Galleon sinks 1/2 an hour into the maiden voyage
>Become the joke of Europe
>Be Denmark
>Have insane taxes
>Kill endangered animals at zoo
>Be Norway
>Still cucked with insane taxes
>Be Finland
>Fingolians
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All of Europe is cucked you fool.
Even you are.
Fight against it, don't laugh at it.
They have top tier sissy boipucci though.
I like the scandinavians, even the swedish if they weren't so cucked
really makes you go hmmm
guess this proves that western-germanics are the best
>Be America
>56% white
not ALL of Europe senpai
Our taxes aren't that insane considering the security we get in return.
Sweden/Norway look like a flacid dick and Finland the ballsack.
>Be Anglo
>0% white
>pretend that Anglo Americans are white
top kek bong man
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thats a sweden hate thread
Snownigger hate thread?
Snownigger hate thread.
This map is missing Romania
Silence, you mongrel.
Success breeds jealousy.
>be burger
>get 10000$ paycheck at hospital
>niggers and spics everywhere
>women are obese, feminists and loud
>men are equally obese, feminists and loud
>start a war with jungle chinks and lose
>become joke of the world
>Only bad thing he could find about Norway is taxes
Feels good actually
>American education
>Finland being part of Scandinavia
>half potato
>half nigger
Poland and... Portugal? remains uncucked... It seems to me that the west is falling to the corruption of democracy.
A good politician will never get where he needs because of the fact that he's unwilling to do evil deeds
You know it
Definitely the most overrated region desu
The fact that liberals use Scandinavia as a 'left wing utopia' speaks volumes about how retarded they are
top kek
Oh no, I live in arguably the greatest country in the world, but I have to pay taxes!!!
Whatever will I do!???
Doesn't matter that my pay is higher after tax than the shitty minimum wage in america is before taxes, because taxes are gommunism and evil by default
>Scandinavia Hate Thread
edgy
Fair enough. The Norway exhibit at Epcot is pretty lit too.
Thing is, my truck (Nissan Navara/Frontier) costs $32k here in the US while it would be $70k in Norway after taxes. That's just insane.
1050 eur in a month without a job feels goodman.
LOL. Sweden and Norway are the dick. Finland is the tiny nutsack.
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Then what is Denmark?
Do all Norwegians poop flags?
>be american
>be terribly uneducated
We drink oil and poop patriotism buddy
>giraffes
>endangered
we fed them to the lions. stay cucked, sven.
Jizz shooting over the rest of europes bent-over ass
>Finland
>Scandinavia
who's clay is this?
>chugging muslim cock
>security
top kek viking nigger
A brand new Chevy Tahoe costs about $100k here. A brand new AR-15 costs $3-4k. It's fucking crazy.
>Finland
>Scandinavia
Burger education.
yo is that the southern part of jutland
You mean the Eskimos?
Those snow-mexicans have had their way for too long.
Great, then I can get me some of your fish if I leave your oil alone
What that guy said.
t. britanistan
You have more akbars then us.
My dad went on a business trip to norway and said the people were lazy at their jobs because they get paid so well for being mediocre
>Belgium
>Barely even a country
KEK
sorry user but you forgot us and btw finland is not part of scandinavia
feels like california
>actual landscape & nature is beautiful
>living there is a nightmare
Sweden looks like a flaccid penis and Finland's its balls lmao
>A brand new Chevy Tahoe costs about $100k here.
My apologies. I've always liked the Romanians I've met tbqh
>living there is a nightmare
Yes, having stable jobs and decent income is so horrible
Low energy.
The non cucked European countries are poor countries.
>Be American
>Wife give birth in hospital. Pay 5000USD + 300USD for holding the baby, WAT not included.
>Obama Care: Pay half your salary in forced insurance scheeme. NOT a TAX
>Pay into retirement fund your whole life. Jews steals it all.
Prices always without WAT
This is Fredum
Brand new Escalades costs $250k lol
not everyone can sit on a huge field of oil
I can't remember the book, but there was an user that was talking about "when resources is in abundance, it weakens a part of the brain that warns of threats"... something along those lines... I believe this to be relevant
I'd rather be poor than cucked.
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The Anglo is right!
The richer a country gets the more cucked the population becomes
Good thing that we are neither, we have some of the most strict immigration laws in europe.
Will you be both if Hillary wins? Not exactly sure how Obamacare works
Oslo is a shithole too. More multicult than London is
Probably ;)
Low energy
Sounds like the entire nation is a job at the post office
>44.9% white British
Please invade.
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We're still getting cucked to some extent though...
for you non Norwegians
>First 1500 asylum seekers flown from Italy to Norway
>Spanish tourism
>300 different languages
that's pretty impressive desu
>Oslo predicted to be under 50% Norwegian in 2040
Both cities deserves getting nuked
Northern Ireland is about 97% white.
It's great.
>Predicted
>horrible accents
>shit economy
>ugly people
>horrible weather
>retarded sectarian strife
whats great exactly?
>Being flown places
Sounds fancy, where do i sign up?
>Finngolians
That's a bad thing now?
>He seriously believes that oil = makes a country good
Think again Mr. Fencemaker. Literally everywhere in the world where oil has been discovered, it has gone to shit. Either there's multinational corporations making enclaves to pump up the oil while pocketing the elites of that country, nothing going to the populaiton or the government has gone batshit insane and nationalized the oil companies, using money to build their socialist utopia, while scaring every foreign company from ever investing there. Oil has in most cases been a burden for oil exporting countries, not a relief.
Norway is probably the only country who managed to walk the thin line between privatization and nationalisation. The Government played a huge role in the oil industry, but encouraged private companies to drill, but only under certain terms. For example we built our own oil derricks and platforms, developing offshore technology that we're now selling for $30 billion dollars each yeah. Also instead of going full Dubai, we actually save up our shit in the worlds largest soveriegn wealth fund.
tl;dr = Oil isn't a sure way for a country getting rich and prosperous. You need actually competent people who can manage it properly.
Nothing bad to say about Iceland?
I fucking knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Of course Italy can't handle all the jiggaboos they're picking up. And now we're getting fucking truckloads of NIGGERS....FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!! FUCK!
NIGGER DUGNAD ALLE SAMMEN!!! KOM IGJEN OG BIDRA!!! NIGGERS TIL ALLE!!!
OOOOOOGABOOOGGA!
Takk skal dere faen meg ha Siem Pilot!!! TAKK!!!
You have to wait in line until the US trigger a war in your country
why don't you just buy it in another Euro country?
MUH EEA SINGLE MARKET
>2040
Kek, it will be 2025 with current city council
Btw please pay 30$ for driving through Oslo
Yes, but a lot of them are white europeans.
>Scandinavia
>Finland
>Iceland
>those Scottish-clay islands
I can just flee to our neighboring countries and if there is a war and i am unable to fight, but i want fancy things,
give me please.
Fuck I hate that stupid Gook girl, worst politican since Jagland
Please pay property tax
>56% income tax
No way
I want to move to Norway. I'm fucking tired of this shitty urban country and want to move into nature. How much need is there for an accountant in Norway?
YES sven youtube.com
Go to the sccotish highlands.
I heard the anglos kicked the natives
Why is Sweden + Finland the shape of a BBC? Is this a self-fulfilling prophecy?
This picture summarizes why Oslo should get nuked
How do you know it's black?
Not sure why you replied to me. I have no idea, if you want to move to Norway start by learning the language
wow is it just me or does scandnivia look like big penis??? xD