And Mark Anthony, the dog, is dead I hope

And Mark Anthony, the dog, is dead I hope

He is not.

An error. A deep error I think. Anyway I'm off to the country. Another frivolous lawsuit

Sup Forums! Look at the fucking state of you, stop posting about Wakanda.

We are senators, not hired thugs. Kill him yourself if you wish it so.

FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

Go back to Gaul!

...and take your arab wife with you

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Friend Cicero

Thirteeeen

kek

Wait, how did they have corn in ancient rome? Wasn't it a crop from the new world?

The "corn" Caesar literally never shuts up about in his Gallic and Civil Wars is just a catch-all term for grain.

How can I get some True Roman bread?

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best thread on Sup Forums unfortunately everyone is distracted by capeshit and reddit threads.

I'll not deny it friends I have a Gallic look about me, but I'm as solid Roman as you are

so close

>Wakanda.
Wakanda was a hut by a stream when Rome was great.

bullshit, Rome was built by Wakandans until white supremacists stole it.

Wtf was her problem?

She realized she was a cum dump and got mad.

>blocks your path

Salve, Pleb

Don't you die here with me, get out while you still can

That whole scene is perfect, Lucius Vorenus loyalty to Marc Anthony are the best scene in the show.

>Lucius Vorenus
No way, When Lucius finds his family and murders the pimp was goat.

nah, this was best scene

Don't pleb me, you oik.

Take it to /hm

it's good it's good

I like when this happens in every thread

>pisses in potted plant

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Why was Marc Antony so based??

GO BACK TO GAUL YOU GINGER CuCK

Before the colonial period "Corn" was the word for any grain bearing plant.

No. Best scene was him helping out his friend.

Only from THE CAPITOLINE BROTHERHOOD OF MILLERS

Sup Forums, I have a question regarding your friend and co-consul, the darling of Reddit, Gaius Anonymus Faegot. Why does his thread remain empty? Why does he not come post? His threadshitting is over. Star Wars threads are long since on their knees. Why does Anonymous keep his Rome memes from his co-posters and friends?

For eight long days, he has gorged himself like a wolf on the upvotes of autists, and thereby made himself monstrously popular. Why? Why does he ply the newfags with baneposts and Raimi and identity politics? Why has he replied to the weak bait of every Sup Forums colonist in this image board? Why?

I'll tell you why he does these things. He wants to buy himself a modhood. And rule Sup Forums as an autistic hotpocket!

8/10
Valiant effort.

>is good yes
>very good

8 years of cum to be exact.

>lucius vorenus, your monthly debauch is over already?

tfw you got fucked in the ass just to get tortured and murdered

in Europe "corn" means wheat or barely or such, new world "corn" is called maize or sweetcorn.

He never had to get out of bed without fucking someone.

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that set is just beautiful down to the last detail

Checked

Quick name your five favorite emperors
1. Constantine
2. Augustus
3. Aurelian
4. Claudius
5. Vespasian

that scene was particularly brutal it unsettled me.

they used to seriously "bury the gays" back in the early 2000's

Commodus
Nero
Caligula
Tiberius
Claudius

Caligula x 5

Commodus
Caligula
Nero
Otho
Antonious Piuus

Is there any reason Vorenus couldn't stay as Senator when they agreed to keep the status quo and act as if Caesar was struck by lightning?

>ywn be a slave and have secret liasons with the thicc kitchen slavegirl with a voice of an angel

Was Elagabalus a tranny?

you had to get rid of any supporters of the regime you just overthrew.

yea but Vorenus was a Caesarean, If Antony stayed as Consul and avoided new elections after the assassinations, why did Vorenus no longer be a Senator ?1

Did the show mention the wealth and land requirements to be a senator? Vorenus probably didn't qualify.

Caesar abolished those requirements, he even put GAULS in the senate house ffs.

how can any other imperator even compete?
>the chad caesar patrician
>the ungraceful TRUE ROMA cucked pleb

they gave Vorenus land as a magistrate and evocati praefect he was well set and they visited it. They were even talking about marrying Vorena off to another rich Senator.

even Pullo was a legate in the final campaign against antony.

So it's just strange after watching the series 10 times that Vorenus was already elected as Senator and Antony made it clear everyone kept their posts after the assassination.

i think vorenus just didnt give a shit about being a politician anymore

aah well theres that. boy isn't it fortunate they didn't prostitute Vorena the younger and just the older one?

TRVE ROMAN DVBS FOR TRVE ROMANS

>She will never vomit blood on you

XIII!

>tfw vorenus could have lived out his life as a comfy senator with a happy family if octavian wasn't a sisterfucking faggot and his sister wasn't a lose lipped lesbian whore

completely underestimated by his opponents, much like caesar was underestimated by his in the early part of his career

for me, it is sulla

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HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME!

>mfw hippies won’t leave me alone

will John Milius ever write another show?

This and Carnivale were the goat televiseriekinographies of the 2000s. I wish they weren't cancelled.

not as good as rome

based Clancy Brown

>If only his wife wasn't a HOER fucking her sisters husband

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This is the ideal Roman Family, you may not like it but this is what peak plebeian family looks like.

>ideal Roman Family,
This is what the ideal family of any time looks like , except for the wife's son by brother in law.

Jesus women can really ruin a good thing...

She thought he was dead and needed money to survive. Niobe did nothing wrong.

>Niobe did nothing wrong.


getting pregnant by your sisters husband is pretty wrong and then denyong the fact she was a whore that needed money.
she could have fucked ANYBODY else and everything would have been fine and pullo wouldn't have suspected anything.

But also the fact she was gonna marry her daughter off to a drover just to keep the secret also.

also seems kinda absurd to not pay the family or wife when a legionnaire dies

He came to her, not the other way around.

Late Republic was corrupt as hell.

>He came to her, not the other way around.


yet she fuckd him anyway and let him come in her
allowing the adultery and not being a good sister.
And even if she was a one and done type of girrl, they had full on affair that even her daughter knew about

The entire existence of the Romans was corrupt as hell. Just like everyone else in history and now.

Should she have just killed herself then or what?

Gnostic pls

Here! Here!

what a chad stance

>Should she have just killed herself then


she did. But it would be a better idea not to fucck your sisters husband

pfft

I honestly cannot understand fucking your sibling's spouse. It doesn't compute with me at all. Why would you do that? Why would you risk your familial relationship, your sibling bond, just to fuck their husband/wife? Why? Granted, I don't have any siblings, but if I had a brother with a hot wife and she threw herself on me, there's no way I would ever go through with that. Such a small reward for such a gigantic potential loss.

It's implied that initially he forced himself on her but she got used to it over time as tends to happen.

pfffrrrrrrrrtttt

>It's implied that initially he forced himself on her

gtfo, she was all like "please leave before I ask you to stay" It was implied his wife was barren though.

At no point did he rape her.

Yea a good sibling will ell the other about their spouse , a shit sibling would carry out an affair with their in law

niobe was a shit sibling

keks

She started liking him after getting raped enough. That's usually how it goes.

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Agreed

꧁꧂ hmmm......