Ultimate Capeshit Storytime - DESTROY!!! by Scott McCloud

In 1986, Scott McCloud, he of Zot!, Understanding Comics and The Sculptor fame gave us this gem; a perfect and utterly insane distillation of Bronze Age super-hero comics. If the Dark/Modern/Whatever Age of comics started with Dark Knight and Watchmen, the Bronze Age most certainly ended with a bang on this. Brace yerselves, kids.

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Single-minded cuss, inn't he?

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... Wow. This cover is like the print equivalent of clickbait. It's not quite superdickery though.

And I mean actual clickbait, as in the product is framed as such to attract morbid curiosity. Not the meaningless label idiots apply to things they don't like.

Now here''s where things really go nuts...

>The Sculptor
biggest piece of shit I ever read, not giving anything this tard writes another chance.

Exactly.

And just so's you know, this book was originally sold in a 15-inch tall "Treasury Edition" format. McCloud wasn't screwing around!

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Love that grungy 80s version of Times Square.

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Drama!

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Ouch.

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Wait for it...

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Yeah, this is maybe just a wee bit uncomfortable today. But remember, this was about fifteen years before 9/11. And it really *is* all of super-hero comics boiled down to one two-page spread, isn't it?

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Gotta love that detailed fight itinerary.

Maybe you should? Understanding Comics was amazing, so was Superman: Strength. Don't knock a writer after one book.

And there we go, short, fast and crazy. Hope you got laugh or two from it, Sup Forumsmrades.

Dohoho

>Good Lord! She's been struck SENSELESS by that PATHETICALLY SMALL piece of FLYING DEBRIS!!!
I laughed, I'll admit that.

>well at least noone was hurt
kek

Meh

Scott McCloud is a beta bitch

t. Upset webcomic artist

'Salright