This guy walks to you
If you don't confirm your legal status you will get shot
What do?
Tyler Watson
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Michael Cox
I dont have to prove anything to him.
Luis Lee
>Pull out cac card
Have a nice day officer, you're doing God's work thank you!
Aaron Wilson
Did you ever got shot by border patrol Carlos?
Christian James
>Border Patrol
>Not Cartel's whores
lmao, I just pay him 50 pesos.
Jacob Torres
Show him my CC license, drivers license, voter registration card, major credit card, and penis.
William Kelly
favor oficial, pero yo soy un humilde refugiados!
Jack Foster
what the fuck is a burger with a shitty rifle doing in my garden?
Landon Morales
You need to water your garden pall, the grass looks like crap.
Daniel Long
I pull out my Drivers license and get my birth certificate
Joshua Howard
AM I BEING DETAINED
Levi Smith
i teleport behind him
Henry Harris
Will these dubs get me off the hook, sir?
Adam White
Tienen que tratarnos bien, mama Hillary nos invito.
David Roberts
>50 pesos
con eso puedes comprar muchas tortas de jamon
Jose White
I don't have to. I'm white
Samuel Rivera
>"I'm white, and Canadian!"
>"ok friend here's a visa want a citizenship too?"
>"sure!"
>"ok here you go partner"
>"thanks!"
EZ PZ gotta love being white
Liam Brown
I show him my DL and wait while he confirms my ID. If this doesn't work I'll offer to go with him to the nearest BP station and confirm my identity. I know I'm a Latino, and all the illegals are Latinos, so I'm more than willing to prove that I'm a citizen considering he was just doing his job.
Ryder Robinson
He won't ask me anything because im white
Eli Robinson
This.
Isaac Bailey
>6'4
>light skin
>california accent
I hope he shoots me before the brown people do.
It was a mercy kill....
Julian Murphy
Shove a fake pass up his face
Kevin Price
Pardon officer? What's that? I'm sorry I'm on holiday and I'm not sure what any of that is you see.
Dylan Reed
Officer, you need a scope on the rifle and then you would not have to walk so far to shoot those fucking spics.
Ethan Kelly
I can just show him my white skin.
Jason Rodriguez
>prove you're not an illegal
>am white
Top kek. But in all seriousness if he was truly looking for verification of my citizenship, I'd just show my license
Nathan Phillips
As this is New Zealand I show him my NZ drivers licence. I then ask to see proof of his legal status and to see his firearms licence with E-category endorsement. I also ask why he's dressed like a US border control person.
Joshua Hall
Tell him I'm a world citizen there are no boaders and proceed to Canada for my citizenship.