Who's going to play him in the inevitable biopic?

who's going to play him in the inevitable biopic?

is that landon donovan?

Henry Cavill

quick rundown of what happened? also saw a thread so spee but was quickly deleted

I see what you did there.

Howard Stern

he recorded himself while jacking off

Don't think so Tim

>big dick
some really have it all
mean while I have neither that or energy to do the damn laundry some days

link?

google landon donovan jerking off

nvm. Found it on Pornhub.

>implying he has big one
just how much of a dicklet are you senpai?

did you guys already cum looking at it?

Meh.Would blow in my car and never see again/10

Are you a girl?

why would you think that

yes. please dont hit on me though

because only girls would have the thought of blowing some naked guy in a car, no?

nah that's def a gay dude thing

>girls
>blowjobs

women don't give blowjobs out of joy.
Only men do.

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>women don't give blowjobs out of joy.
But then how would you explain pic related?

>believing this

you sure showd him

>mutilated/kiked
yikes
shit looks like a scarred dried up sausage

Google doesn't need me linked to that particular sentence.

he's a burgerclap what did you expect

yeah I know
so much for the most important country in the world

Wew

everyone has a 9 inch dick on Sup Forums