Fictional foods/restaurants you want to eat at

>you will never eat at Texarkana

why even live?

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This thread is a real beehive of activity Halberstram

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You should've gone to Le 'Reddit, you could've gotten a table.

Actually user, that's none of your business. But I can assure you, it wasn't cheap.

you are all like babies. watch this

Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break

>ywn take a drugged up Victoria to Barcadia pretending its Dorsia

Isn't Jiro's Sushi similar to Dorsia though?

We should’ve gone to Dorsia, I could’ve gotten us a table.

Umm sweaty, no one goes there anymore xx

You ain't seen nothin' yet

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More like Tripsia.

How'd a nitwit like you get those digits

NO
CAN
DO

>these character are five years younger than i am
>still not vice president of my company
stem was a mistake

Got an 8:88 res at Tripsia

They're all vice president. It's just a title

can only do a reservation for 4:00

Paul.
Squash.

Liar, you are clearly going to Dubsia

Impressive. Very nice

Dubs, how did he swing that

I've eaten IN Texarkana. It's a real town.

Oh my God, his post even has trips

so is the girl i wanted to fuck who got a job at goldman (as a fucking stem phd), yes i'm mad as fuck

Not with an attitude like that. They only let people in with dubs like these.

>all the singles in this thread
Im going to harry's bar

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jell-o.

Not a food, but still want to nonetheless.

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those are big girls

Let's see Paul Allen's digits

Great! See ya then!

WHERE did you get those trips?

Your singles were sufficient, Luis

All this time I thought these were real restaurants somewhere

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's post has repeating digits and is obviously more expensive than mine.

It's time for Paul to take a little trips.

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This is Dubssudio. A great roll. A personal favorite.

I'm trying to roll Dubs, but user keeps buzzing in my ear

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Why don't you quit trying to get digits? You hate that Sup Forums board anyway.

C'mon 5-0

Their early work was a little too...retrowave for my taste. But when Flower Shoppe came out in '10, I think they really came into their own. Commercially and artistically

Because I WANT TO GET (YOU)s

(You) aint seen nothing yet.

very cool user, but thats nothing