>character has ice powers
>freezes the protagonist
>"YOU NEED TO CHILL"
Character has ice powers
Elijah Richardson
Connor Williams
>Ice to meet you!
Robert Edwards
>you got snow where to go now!
Josiah Thomas
>c'mon, don't FLAKE on me now.
Lincoln Jones
>character has ice powers
>owns a fridge
Isaiah Campbell
>character has lightning powers
>electrocutes protagonist
>"you've SPARKED my interest"
Nathaniel Turner
>Police officer has ice powers
>"FREEZE!"
Brayden Brooks
>"Time to break the ice!"
>*smash frozen victim*
Eli Davis
>character has fire powers
>summons flames
>TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT
>it's getting hot in hurr starts playing
Camden Myers
frog thread = crap thread
Isaiah Nelson
yeah but it's all ironic. no one actually thinks these fucking retarded unfunny threads are seriously funny. they're just pretending to be fucking retarded ironically.
Cooper Lewis
It's "put two turnips in heat" ya fuckin idiot. go boil some turnips cause we got shit to do
Asher Scott
Ricky . . . that's not how the phrase goes.
Liam Martin
these threads are funny as fuck
Matthew Morales
>character has nature powers
>traps the protagonist with plant vines
>"YOU SNEED TO CHILL"
Levi Myers
>character is an omniscient god
>"see you around"
Colton Barnes
Cmon dubs let's go.
Cooper Foster
>uses his powers in front of someone
>they say 'cool'
Caleb Thompson
>character is black
>aims his pistol at the player
>"GIMME YO WALLET"
Connor Hernandez
c'mon ricky I'm startin to run out
William Johnson
...
Adrian Wright
>character is your average American male
>he doesn't spend six hours a day edging to scat porn
Ruins the whole mood for me.
Christopher Diaz
>character gets dubs
>"Check 'em!"