Rick & Jerry

Where were you when the series was saved (until another roastie writes an episode)

>They didn't just repeat the same animation of Rick dragging Morty out of bed and hitting his shoe from episode 1

But why.

>episode literally summed up why jerryfags are jerryfags in one scene
god-tier

>tfw ywn enter a temporal irregularity and then engage in an orgy with two people that will span endless aeons

I was enjoying the new episode of Rick and Morty, and enjoying some delicious burritos.

You literally can't enjoy Rick And Morty without Burritos, find me one person who can enjoy Rick and Morty without Burritos.

Protip: you can't

>You aren't a prey, you're a predator

That was actually pretty clever

I enjoyed it without eating anything

Season didn't need saving. Still the best so far.

I hate to say this because I didn't believe it but... this was the best episode since the first and its the first episode since the first to be written by a dude...

>taconigger food
>good

RATINGS

1 > 5 > Arm Scenes in 2 > Pickle Rick > 3 >>> 2

>Implying you don't enjoy Burritos
I'd pity you, but that would imply you deserve pity

Its called a callback

Roastie episodes are the highest watched back to back out of all seasons. How can men writers even compete?

>ITT: People who need to visit Dr. Wong

It was exactly the same as the previous two, though. All the themes were the same. Rick's nihilistic and amoral omnipotence, Morty getting increasingly jaded, gratuitous gore, a long monologue about why a character sucks, the events of this episode were exactly the same as the previous two, written by diversity hires, just with different window dressing.

Granted, said monologues weren't as forced and stilted as Doctor Wong's, I'll grant them that. But Wong's discerning everything about Rick's personality and motivations after interacting with him for 17 seconds set the bar for writing really, really low.

>Granted, said monologues weren't as forced and stilted as Doctor Wong's
I dunno, we had like, three fucking monologues on why Jerry sucks. Do the writers of R&M think the more monologues shoved into an episode that dissects a character = the more intense the drama or something? Do they not know what fucking subtlety is?

>Burritos
>Mexican

>But Wong's discerning everything about Rick's personality and motivations after interacting with him for 17 seconds set the bar for writing really, really low.
It was from talking to his family all day.

it's better than you're mom's vagina, that's for sure

You must be 18 or older to use this website, user.

I've never had burritos while watching Rick and Morty. I thought I was enjoying it, but I'm starting to think I was wrong.

so why didn't rick kill jerry if jerry is no longer relevant to the show? it's abundantly clear that the family is in no position to root for him, rick could have gone the other way completely with morty's suggestion and executed jerry in his bed with little to worry about.

I was eating half of an undercooked pancake.

Morty's slowly developing into Rick holy shit

It's obvious Jerry is getting back in the family.

M-mega please?

You must be a really sad person if you can't enjoy a simple burrito.

there's a pretty good chance of that not happening, user. if you didn't notice they shat on jerry's character 3 times harder than they ever have before. maybe the writers are tooling up to keep him out of the show for good. hell, death would be a more peaceful fate for jerry at this point.

God damn that was a great episode, better than worldender thats for sure, even though I liked worldender

The writers like having somethong feel superior and smug over and need a punching bag for their personal issues. Rick is just the avatar of their fantasies.

What I liked about the episode is that rick didnt know about the plan on the ride, the show made it seem like rick just knows everything about everything and I thought he would just plan for the assassination but it didnt turn out that way at all, cool

>saved
>its another shit episode

This was the only episode this season where I laughed more than I got angry. Morty mutating the boyfriend was stupid and petty as fuck but the Jerry and Rick adventure was a lot of fun. Good episode, gives me a small fraction of hope for the rest of the season.

>not getting 2 for $5 bacon wraps off some mexican on the side of the street

Doing it wrong

Burritos are the best thing to come out of Mexico

and they were made in California

I really wish they would stop with the duel episode theme bullshit. Having two side stories with different characters is going to kill the show. This episode would have been objectively better if they cut out all the bullshit that happened with Beth, Morty, and Summer and just stuck to Rick and Jerry.

The side plot was actually garbage and no one is going to convince me otherwise. A complete waste of time adding no value to the show at all.

Beth has self esteem problems because she's a horse surgeon instead of a real surgeon? Wow it's not like we haven't already establish that before. Summer's boyfriend broke up with her? I didn't even realize they were still together, since Summer basically fucked that mad max guy for 2 weeks, but for some reason she gives a shit about him and even gets angry when he breaks up with her for another guy just because she has bigger tits.

And how the fuck did Beth not fucking notice her get up and walk off while Morty was yelling at her? Is she completely blind? You would have heard her get up to take a step, and the garage was clearly in Beth's vision.

The part of the episode with Rick and Jerry was great. The side story was fucking abhorrent.

I don't know how but Beth is becoming the worst fucking character in the show.

Cause she's a cunt. At least everyone else is fun.

Holy shit that looks delicious and I am not one of those "put bacon on everything" fags.

It was horrible and again the same shit of a character psychoanalysing another talking about characteristics of the character never shown in any of the episodes

Especially because he is a whitemale.

>that part in the wormhole with the naked wrestling between Rick and Jerry

Here me out, I think it's called character development

>Beth has self esteem problems because she's a horse surgeon instead of a real surgeon? Wow it's not like we haven't already establish that before. Summer's boyfriend broke up with her? I didn't even realize they were still together, since Summer basically fucked that mad max guy for 2 weeks, but for some reason she gives a shit about him and even gets angry when he breaks up with her for another guy just because she has bigger tits.
You've never touched a woman, have you?

It is called "someone tells you about character development". Show don't tell is a rule in tv for a reason.

At this point I'd prefer if Beth died and the rest of the family had their own adventures.

>Wrestling

>character development
You're supposed to show how the character slowly changes, Not explain it via dialogue like most moderns shows do.
You know, subtlety.

I just saw it.
I tought that you were just joking but this one was actually good. The first good episode in this fucking season, i hope the rest of the season is like this.

I actually had to stop watching it right when Jerry jumps into the furry guy's arm because my wife called me to make love, so I took measures to minimise cuddling time.
9.4/10 episode. I'd say "would watch again" but I already watched it twice.

>talking about characteristics of the character never shown in any of the episodes

You're not actually suggesting Jerry HASN'T been a pussy in 90% of his appearances, have you?

>jerry bullying dumb rick after all of that

I thought it was kind of cathartic. The most pathetic jobber in the galaxy finally gets a chance to bully the mary-sue. It was good while it lasted.

>You're not actually suggesting Jerry HASN'T been a pussy in 90% of his appearances, have you?
No, Because i wasn't that user but he's right that they have been done that in the rest of S3.

It was a great until it go to the "ETHAN, YOU RUINED MY SISTERS BODY IMAGE" part at the end. Felt like one of the rows tie writers projecting their insecurities and previous experience with an ex.

You're probably just reading too much into it. If anything it just highlights how pathetic Summer is and how Morty is slowly becoming more and more like Rick.

That bit made me cringe, i thaught Jerry was one of the good guys but that bit prooved that given the chance Jerry would be just as much of a dick as the rest of the charaters

Female writers FTW, admit you were wrong Sup Forums.

It wasn't. They found just another way to shit on Jerry. Not only is he weak he also had it comming.

This bit felt like victim blaming to me.

That's what I took from it too. Not SJW moment, more of a "Morty is becoming everything he thinks he hates"

I thought today was sunday, so I just went for morning shit with my phone as usual, and new episode was recommended me on Youtube, so I just watched it while taking a shit
9/10 expirience

>i thaught Jerry was one of the good guys but that bit prooved that given the chance Jerry would be just as much of a dick as the rest of the charaters

We've known that since Rickle in Time. Remember when he made fun of their collars?

4>5

But it's only the third best episode.
1 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 2

>characteristics of the character never shown in any of the episodes
jerry being a worm is shown in the divorce resort episode
morty got character development this episode
really don't know what you're talking about

>guy breaks up with girl
>deserves to be horribly disfigured
>girl breaks up with guy
>she's a hero

1>5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>,3,4

Morty was pretty pissed that he wanted a day without weird sci-fi problems but happened because Summer got dumped and Beth didn't want to call Rick/Tell summer that she isn't ugly

>Beth has self esteem problems because she's a horse surgeon instead of a real surgeon

But horse surgery IS real surgery. You still have to go to a veterinarian school. You still have to get a degree. Becoming a horse surgeon is still something you have to EARN.

If she wanted to be a human surgeon, she should have chosen to go to a medical school. Scholarships and student loans exist for a reason.

Beth has only herself to blame for her unhappiness

To be fair,not only did rick ruin his marriage,he treated it like it was no big deal and jerry had to get over it. Jerry deserved that moment.

If you got shit on constantly, it would have a negative effect on you too.

Re-watch the interdimensional goggle episode.
It's all jerry and summer pregnancy fault.

What does that have to do with anything that guy said?

Beth only let being pregnant with Summer deter her. Pregnant women can go to medical school just as much as non-pregnant.

Beth is just using Jerry as a scapegoat for her own failures

I thaught that was Jerry trying to be funny
Beth laughed so he carried on

And Rick is using Jerry as a scapegoat to avoid the fact that he failed as a father.

>deserves to be horribly disfigured
>Not defending your sister and hurting whoever hurts her
You're a subhuman scum

This was probably the worst episode in a while for me. I actually have troubles thinking of a worse one.

you can't be a mary sue if nobody in the universe likes you

>taking more vengeance than is necessary
It's "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth," not "You made my sister sad which annoyed me so now I'll permanently mutilate you."

>taking more vengeance than is necessary
It's called the Rick Sanchez way.

No vengeance is necessary at all. Morty just feels disempowered in his life so he takes an opportunity to exert power over someone else - exactly what jerry did with stoned rick.

>remember that ethans body was used as the replacement vessel for anatomy park in season one

so is morty going to drop a nuke on disney world before this season is over?

t. reddit

not gonna lie, it took me a while to come up with that one. Like, I don't wanna toot my own horn, but that was pretty funny. I'm not gonna say I'm a comedic genius or anything, but I could give the cast of SNL a run for their money. Hell, I'm so funny I could even write for Big Bang Theory. Sorry if that burned you more than you were ready for, user. But, you gotta admit, it was pretty funny and original. Not to mention on point. That was very reddit of you. Damn shame.

>morty got character development this episode
this, so much this

Not godtier at all, Rick basically revealed that he doesn't really give a fuck about Beth but hates Jerry for taking away "Rick's daughter".

But then that should have been obvious when he abandoned his original Beth in cronenberg world and fled to another timeline.

>Where were you
sitting in my room on my computer having just finished fapping to Xev Bellringer incest porn.
You?

he also abandoned her before morty's birth in c-137 but he has memories of holding baby morty
OG rick is gone and this rick is c-137 rick

>Jerry nutted in Beth
>Beth chose not to get an abortion
>Jerry chose to help her raise the baby

How is any of that Jerry's fault when it was revealed in season 1 that in a ton of universes Beth aborted Summer? Especially since the Beth-Summer subplot was about Beth telling Summer how much she loves her.

You forgot the burps in your monologue, bro. And Big Bang Theory was too lowbrow of a reference for Rick.

...

So basically Rick left behind another Beth. Rick has repeatedly stated there are infinite versions of his family, he doesn't really give a fuck.

>TFW you can't even find the old movie lexx with the original Xev nude scenes.
Why even live?

is not*

But in the goggle episode it showed that without Beth/Summer that Jerry would also be successful. Basically without people constantly shitting on him he'd be something and she'd be something.

Also if Rick hates Jerry so much why didn't he just move to a universe where Summer and Morty never existed?

i guess rick goes into the filters now
this episode was complete garbage, same as the previous one
doesnt matter because here it never matters how right you are, only how much of an ass you canmake yourself while defending a shitty show like if it was a religion
i would say im not watchingit anymore since its hot trash but who am i kidding? i still come here and talk to you people and you are nothing but the consequence of a society that rewards mistakes

I wasn't trying to be Rick, I just felt like throwing in a dumb tangent because "t. reddit" was way too easy even for a shitpost. Regardless, 'Danks' for the feedback ;) Always trying to 'weed' out my flaws

I just want you to try, bro. That's all I want. STYLE on me, don't just give me the virgin shitpost, give me the Chad Ass-Exoduspost. Make me reconsider my life, make me not be like "Sup Forums is just Sup Forums 2.0 these days." I believe in you, user.