Imypying a human being could pull his entire body up by his fingers

>imypying a human being could pull his entire body up by his fingers

spiderman can

That's why it's just a movie, user.

Don't worry. Some day, one of us will come across that magic lamp, wish for all of Superman's powers/none of his weaknesses, then fly around our respective cities grabbing niggers by their collars and launching them into outer space.

you would only have to wish for the powers. Superman's weakness is kryptonite and that doesn't exist.

Magic exists, user

You must be retarded. He has the powers of a spider, spiders have several fingers like appendages at the end of each leg which they use to climb with. You must have voted for Donald trump bc you have no grasp of the scientific method

He's part spider though. How'd you miss that?

>implying spider-man is a regular human being
What's your point OP

Spiders can and they only have 8 fingers

nigga he's a spider

someone should make a MAN-SPIDER.. a grotesteque looking spider stranded on earth who has to pose as a man to get by, maybe solving crimes using his special skillset.

I know.

The strongest human being in recorded history can lift 500 lbs with one finger only

its makes even less sense when you realize its actually tiny hairs

Those aren't hairs they are tiny spider legs

It's almost like he's not just human, like some sort of human who is part spider. A Spider-Man if you will.

>using "voted for Donald Trump" as a denigration of someone's understanding of science
>the other side claims that there are more than two genders
lol

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Genders don’t actually exist. X and Y chromosomes exist ina spectrum. Some people have more developed Y chromosomes and some don’t, just like some people have big ears and some don’t. Should people with big ears have to use different bathrooms from regular people? Open your mind user

holy shit hes right

I actually hate jews so I can't advocate a zionist president

So because mutations exist we should throw out science? Is there a spectrum of fingers because some people only have 8?
Stop saying that others are bad at science when you're preaching this po-mo bullshit.

Two states two scoops two genders

This is the problem. Not the guy being able to shoot fucking webs out of his wrists.

Just because someone loses a finger in an accident doesn’t mean they are genetically different.

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>hooks are facing the wrong way
Ive never gotten over this

>taking superhero movies this seriously