ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Today is the day we invade the Fire Nation! We all know the plan, all forces report in!
The Day of Black Sun
Thanos standing by!
New York, reporting for duty! Those Firecrackers will never see it coming!
Moral support reporting in
Hey guys. I don't think we should attack the fire nation today. Why don't we wait until next week instead
is The KND Moonbase on Fire?
Jingmei standing by
Implying you won't just stand there talking to yourself having a philosophical wank.
Great, there goes my Fire Powers
Predators standing by
Jimmy standing by for financial support
You know who standing by
THE STARS ARE REALIGNING
Who, Candleja Of course.
I AM MOGO
I AM HONORED TO HELP INVADE FIRE NATION
Emperor zombie standing by
reporting for duty, sir!
Pontus reporting in.
What is going on here?
Phoenix Lord Ozai reporting in
DONT FORGET ABOUT US
But I'll only have 80% coverage!
wait a minute
CIA reporting in
There's someting odd about these two.
Also Phoenix Lord are you related to Fire Lord Ozai?
Lemme see if I'm gettin' this right. All I have to do is sit my titanic, Celestial ass in front of your Earth sun and you get to invade a helpless nation? Well sign me right the fuck up!
Standing by.
I got u covered for the other 20% homie!
Where muh Water Tribe at ?
Ozai's a big guy
UU
UU
ECLIPSO!
UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I brought friends along too!
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who are you and what are those cute critters
I've seen you in like 3 threads so far
Sup
Hey listen, can we get rid of those guys who won't shut up about fucking Azula? I'm not sure we can trust them on a mission this important.
My name is Axel and I'm a bot who happens to have animal appendages
And my cohorts, the black one's Robbie, the blob is Noah, and the feller with the hat, I don't know his name
How else do you fix a broken, crazy girl, then with your cock?
Inspector Gadget, always on duty!
Jin here prepared to give "support" to our troops.
Aku prepared to provide support.
Shouldn't you be sealed until AFTER the solar eclipse?
I'm helping!
Zhao the Moon Killer ready.
If I can I kill the Moon, I can kill the Sun!
WOWWY WOW ZOW WOW WOW! ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERO STUFF!? I WANNA HELP! KO REPORTING FOR DUTY!
Principality of Gallia 7th squadron standing by
DESERT SPEARS AT THE READY
NO, DON'T!
Just, just go make some coffee or something. Can you manage that? It would be really helpful. Just 1 pot, don't overdo it.
I have good news and bad news.
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HEY
WE WANT TO HELP TOO
/tg/ standing by
Princess Moonbutt standing by.
Where is your Photo?
Mustache Corps. standing by!
Um, guys.
That's not a moon.
Standing by. Wait, fire? Nevermind.
Hey ladies, I'm standing by.
well this seems a bit unfair.
No you don't understand. There won't be any fire. That's the whole point.
Hello, filthy peasants.
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>Fire Lo
>!AZULa
wew
Quick, someone distract her!
Uh.... YOU!
Red here, standing by.
Wait you're still alive?
Why should that be so surprising? No one could kill me.
Shouldn't it be Fire Lady, instead of Fire Lord?
We're going to take down that Fire Lord together!
The Fire Nation is probably like Ancient Egypt in that regard, the reigning monarch uses the male title regardless of gender, while the title of Fire Lady is reserved for the wife of a Fire Lord.
No, listen to Ozai's dialogue.
I will lead the hunger strikes, protesters will not allow any firebender to escape the any building.
I have to destroy the Moon, so, Gohan turn into a Giant Ape
Good, distract the firelord with your dialogue, I'm going to waterbend the fuck out of their water to make a tactical meteorite of ice.
Shadow the Hedgehog standing by.
Piccolo no
THE ECLIPSE IS HERE! EVERYONE ATTACK!
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Lunar Leg Force standing at the ready!
REACTOR ONLINE. SENSORS ONLINE. WEAPONS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL.
Ready for spearhead assault.
what`s happening? I can`t see anything.
I got this guys
/his/ standing by
AHHHHHHHH
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nope
So who is getting superpowers from today
Those that watch the eclipse
or those that don't
I've been getting a bad headache from today, and I've been avoiding the eclipse except for two moments. Probably gaining a super power
Had really bad cloud cover here for a while. Feeling normal. If everyone else becomes a zombie, I'm pretty sure I'll be immune.
Hey, what's going on here?
Is there an eclipse today, or what?
Sozin's Comet arrives in 32 days. Soon the Fire Nation will burn the Earth Kingdom to the ground!
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We're sacrificing ourselves for your survival! After the apocalypse, you guys will have to repopulate the earth.
Warren Moon standing by
it's over
don't forget your galsses
Tell the children of the future of our heroism, our sacrifice!
And our perm!