Mike's Old Freelance Work Edition
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Ryan Cruz
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Brody Barnes
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Ryder Cooper
Higher resolution because OP is gay
Daniel Carter
Easton Hill
this is borderline experimental
Luke Harris
Jesus Christ
Kevin Carter
This made me join ISIS
Ian James
Isaiah Bennett
this is why mike drinks
Ryan Gonzalez
Someone buy a copy and send it in for BOTW
Ryan Robinson
You'll just give Mike violent PTSD flashbacks
Nathan Wilson
this feels like the Jim Jones tapes
Hudson Turner
the ride never ends
Adam Cook
>You realize Mike was literally behind the camera filming this.
Ethan White
Surprising how poorly edited it is considering this would have been made around the same time as the early Plinkett Reviews. Mike must've completely not given a shit.
Ryan Reyes
Jay's old movies were probably even worse
Angel Lewis
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
Jonathan Phillips
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Joshua Smith
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Adrian Peterson
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Liam Jenkins
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Luis Reed
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Cameron Anderson
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Ayden Roberts
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Luis Ramirez
Is he, dare I say it:
/ourguy/?
Noah Adams
>grammer
Nicholas Perry
Mike BTFO
Parker Stewart
Has ANYONE seen these? I would love to watch them, I'm sure they're unbelievably terrible and pretentious.
Michael Edwards
I have, along with another film he did called "Deep Arizona"
Hunter Torres
plot synopsis?
William Lee
On a scale of -2 to 17, how would you rate them?
Matthew Morales
Mike's use of the camera here is amateurish as fuck. He's filming them against windows. It's all overexposed.
Robert Brown
it's on the same level as this
sendvid.com
just jerry beta orbiting laurel and lisa for 10 minutes
Aaron James
>americans think this is yoga
dumb americans
Michael Garcia
It's almost like he was a complete amateur.
Levi Fisher
But he shot this AFTER he went to film school.
Joseph Gonzalez
fandom makes everything terrible
Mason Thomas
How embarrassing!
Lincoln Smith
I bought them around 2005 when they were available for online purchase and haven't watched them since.
Disconnected:
Some crackhead tries to get clean through cold turkey, goes on a killing spree and isn't funny.
The Trouble with her Uterus:
Pink Flamingos ripoff. Contains an abortion and Jay plays a literal child. Might also contain the very first appearance of Mr Plinkett - Rich Evans plays a fat old man who breaks the fourth wall and complains about the movie being shit.
Deep Arizona:
Jay doesn't appear in this film but the VHS box says he produced it. I think it's about a Korean family living in Tucson who get on the wrong side of the cartel and go missing. I think the twist is that the cartel is run by Satanists. Legitimately quite creepy.
Adam Collins
lol this is all a complete lie, you autist. But I guess you got my (you) and that's all that matters.
Jose Adams
sounds about right, did Jay constantly check out any women that appeared in the films?
Benjamin Sanchez
Can't remember, haven't seen these tapes in 13 years and I sold my VCR in 2009 so I can't go back and check.
Bentley Carter
That's not the plots of the first two and Deep Arizona is something you completely made up.
Noah Gray
My mom still has a VCR, I'll try to watch all three tapes today and update any errors in my synopsis. Hopefully they're kino.
Juan Wright
mega.nz
Jay website's videos. Get them before he deletes it (he's very fast taking stuff down).
Dylan Hill
thank you good sir
Zachary Anderson
This might be the earliest known picture of Jay. Taken late 1999. His hair was somehow worse than mid-2000s Jay.
Jaxson Sanders
I know that feel. Still haven't unJUSTed myself.
Gabriel Brown
Mike looks like his own son
Xavier Richardson
The fuck is this?
Carter Sullivan
>somebody looked younger when they were younger
Yeah what a weird concept
Hunter Edwards
Autism.
Daniel Smith
>he doesn’t know what yoga actually is
Google it. Walking your dog can be a kind of yoga, singing can be yoga. Anything that stills and quiets your mind is yoga. The doing stretches and postures thing is a specific kind of yoga.
Isaac Allen
Not everyone ages like milk.
Camden Harris
the fat one looks like poo bear
Tyler Walker
Imagine the amount of mental illnesses and complexes behind this image
Robert Price
thanks m8
Bentley Green
why was he bald then
Jaxon Richardson
Short hair, shiny scalp, bad angle.
Angel Barnes
Welcome to RLM threads on Sup Forums
Blake Powell
Oh okay, noone else is going to say it?
This is insanity. Fucking insanity.
Chase Jenkins
>Mike and Rich will never make commentary tracks for every Star Trek episode
Logan Richardson
Damn, they're so old and fat now.
Justin Allen
Fuck no. They're too lazy for that.
Brody Fisher
I can see it now: 32 years from now a bunch of fans going to an RLMcon and one filming a video of himself, dressed as hillbilly Jay, as he buys and destroys bootleg copies of Uterus.
Joseph Thomas
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
Christopher Reyes
God I love the 90s.
Alexander Butler
it's like poetry
Cameron Gutierrez
At RLMcon, can I cosplay as some of my favorite shitty Best of the Worst films, or will that be way too obscure?
Jaxson Allen
it rhymes
Grayson Gomez
You literally stole this comment from fucking reddit.
David Green
>browsing reddit
Ryder Anderson
Strucci is fat
Hunter Bailey
>white """"""""""people""""""""""
Jaxson Sanchez
Can I get a quick rundown? That looks like a 600lb screencap
Jonathan Ramirez
Except Jay and Lauren are actually married
Justin Wilson
>white
Bauman is a G*rman name.
Cameron James
*women
William Reed
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Ayden Young
Except they're not.
Jace Turner
>Jay and Lauren are actually married
nice delusions you have there jerry
Luis Bailey
hmm this makes the Canadians episode where they make fun of old people a bit ironic now even Jessie was laughing at them all dying
Lincoln Bell
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Angel Rivera
I don't think you understand what irony is.
John Russell
DEEPEST LORE
Parker Carter
I'm picturing Mike Stoklasa shooting this like he's in a nature documentary with some Herzog-like narration going through his mind
Grayson Stewart
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Gabriel Williams
Turns out they made shit loads of now lost films.
web.archive.org
Dominic Scott
Welcome, newfag
Ian Lopez
another rare jaypost
Dominic Wilson
Gilchrist probably has copies of all of them.
Isaac Johnson
Big if true
Dominic Gutierrez
>he made fun of the old people and how dumb it was
>when he was recording shit even worse then what he watched
maybe you're just too smart for Sup Forums man
Colton Carter
Mike "soyboy cuck" Stoklasa
Jose Ward
>joined 1-10-12
>Posted 11-27-12
>1,341 posts
Brody Barnes
I think I found Jay's brother
Bentley Moore
not really rare
youtu.be
jay has been shitting on dougie for a while now
Adam Perry
>everyone with the last name Bauman is related!!
You realize Jay and his family aren't from Milwaukee, right?
Caleb Fisher
everyone already found out the entire bauman family on facebook. it's nothing special.
William Lee
link?