What if this fucker got hit with Gamma rays?

What if this fucker got hit with Gamma rays?

He'd finally defeat that menace Spider-Man.

His upper lip would itch like crazy.

J.J.J. exposed to gamma rays vs. General Ross exposed to gamma rays

Who wins?

What color would Julk be?

Blue.

Peter would finally love him

The Gamma rays would hate Spider-man

Yellow

He would get cancer.

Hello there, I'm Mon- I mean my name is J. Jonah Jameson. I work for a newspaper. I require pictures of the Spider man.

Does Bruce Banner have cancer?

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this is now a spiderman comics thread

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Why isn't this still an ongoing thing?

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>tfw you actually really liked 'Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water"

He'd radiate love to fight misery

IF I SAY FUCK 2 MORE TIMES THATS 46 FUCKS IN THIS FUCKED UP RHYME