You're walking down the street when suddenly this guy stops you with his sword and says

You're walking down the street when suddenly this guy stops you with his sword and says
>Salam aleykum, you just entered the sharia zone. Cite 5 verses from Quran or else I'll chop your tongue off, inshallah!
What do you do?

Nothing, because I'm not the UK or Sweden

Pull out a gun.

Isn't that guy Sikh?

Ask him why because he's a Sikh

Thats a Sikh

Laugh at his autism and go full Nikola Šubić Zrinski on his ass.

elbow his chin, if hes not alone run

Go easy on Poland they don't actually get educated there.

*pulls out superior Russian ship*

That's a Sikh, you idiot.

Mashallah brother.
>citate 5 verses from the bible because they aren't true muslims anyway

Laugh at his joke because Sikhs are generally pretty cool guys.

u guys are fun nazis

I would ask why the fuck a Sikh cared if I was Muslim or not you retard.

We have a good laugh about it and take the piss out of Muslims for a good few minutes before we get along with our business.

Sikhs are bro tier etc.

Have a good laugh together because he's a Sikh. Then go bus some Muslim skulls because Sikhs hate them too.

pull out my cc and remove kebab

Yeah, different kind of shitskin. OP is retarded.

as I'm being decapitated, I shout
>this has nothing to do with islam

That dude is a Sikh, he couldn't name 5 verses either.

this is a sikh you polish swine

Trick question, if you give him Quran quotes this Sikh will fuck you up.

Holy fuck even the name of this file... Remove yourself from the universe, you fucking uneducated piece of shit. You bring shame to Poland.

Looks pretty healthy to me

How new are you, faggot? This thread is made almost daily WITH THE SAME jay peg.

tell him to poo in the loo

Kek

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As if this country was reborn
Biirthed and raised in monarchy
Cracked open from its adolescent and fully disfigured shell
A throne sits in the center of government buildings
With a ruler imposing his people to administer his demands

Elections overweighed from the unmindful, incompetent herds of the illiterate
An interbred nation suspended from strings of hypocrisy
Eventually to strengthen at the roots from the predominant union
Held from the palms of their fraudulent and expanding overlord

For the wrath of God has been placed in his power
He cast war over the kindred
His military actions compose eradication and genocide on the holy and sacred
A cloak hides the identity of this leading politician
His speech distorts his terminological inexactitude
He remains remorseless toward his ongoing success
In his fabricated image amongst this crumbling nation
Unaided possessing the entire world within his palms

Tell him I am a muslim convert already and that if he attacks me, he loses

I don't think a Sikh would chop your tongue off unless provoked or know anything in the quran, pole.

Underrated.
Kek

Get my tongue cut off I guess.

Sweden will get a bad review on trip advisor though

That fucking meme. Oh God I hate reading this story from "moderate" muzzles on social media

That's a Sikh, you retard. He hates Muslims.

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we have this thread almost everyday

>german humour
off urself my man

not so fast

he's been trained with the scimitar since he was 3 years old

before you can even reach the holster he will have

anounced his intent to kill you and then himself by screaming allahu ackbar at least 5 times

Hey your a sikh!

sikh bait man

Trick question, there is no hindu, there is no islam.

Keep at it Sikh bro.

>Shitskin removing other shitskins
Can't we have more of these guys. Fuck it, just offer them papers here, build sikh/shia/hindu ghettos just next to sunni ghettos. Set up some false flag killings in both sides. Close all escape roads with military vehicles to "contain the riot". Enjoy your day as problem removes itself.

This guy is a Sikh. Looks like it anyway.

I'll bite,
>this guy stops you with his sword and says
>Salam aleykum, you just entered the sharia zone. Cite 5 verses from Quran or else I'll chop your tongue off, inshallah!
What do you do?

Start running as I pull my gun.

NEIN

I'm Sikh of these threads

He looks healthy to me.

>this entire thread of replies falling for the bait

stop giving him the (You)s

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The best banter imported directly from the UK.

Have at you scum, my ancestors drove you back once and I will continue that tradition!

suddenly scream ALLAHU ACKBAR and run toward him