What's the absolute best way to enjoy a film you are watching at home...

What's the absolute best way to enjoy a film you are watching at home? What are all the ingredients that make up the recipe for the best movie experience?

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Thunder
Some kind of hot drink and snacks
Alone in the house
Warm and under blanket
It has to be a found footage horror

Those are my ingredients for comfy night

Have as a setup as close as possible to a theater setup.

naked and leaping through the air

a gf

...

this unironically

>gets phone out and looks at instagram 20 minutes in to the movie

nah

>massive 4k TV, at least 60 inches
>top notch sound system
>a steak or burger within reach and plenty of iced cakes
>isolated cabin with sweeping mountain vistas out the window
>crackling fire
>A tray of select light drugs as desired
>naked except for comfy gown
>cuddled up with cute obedient slave girl

Pure kino my friends

The Samurai Jack threads on Sup Forums were so good. I wanna go back. My favorite was bogpilling Genndy
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naked
on recliner
vaseline smeared all over body
naked women gently massaging multiple bodyparts
1mg xanax suppository
occasionally slow down media player to 0.5x speed if scene is kino

Lots of food. Gotta eat constantly throughout until I'm full.

fpbp
tp stream was fun.

>xanax suppository

Dang hook me up

This but epic films instead of horror

pizza, cosy bed to watch flick on, snapchat, raining outside

Back in what they call, the day, Sup Forums used to have the comfiest tales from the crypt streams.

>babe can you get me a blanket?
>what is that guy doing?
>who is that?
>*pulls out phone*
>can you turn it up?
>can you turn it down?
>can you put on subtitles?
>oh pause for a sec I have to use the bathroom
>*falls asleep*

snapchat!? what for?

This made me wonder, is it feasible to rent an actual movie theatre room just for yourself, for the length of a movie, and watch whatever movie you want in it?

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snapchat funny things or of me and my friends

Hnnng, but what snacks we talking to go with a hot drink?

bump

in the bathtub drinking wine

>lights off
>comfy blanket
>sody pop
>chips or popcorn
>a girl if possible

This. My gf during br2049:

Who's that?
Is he a robot?
Is she a robot?
Is she a robot?
Is that snow?
Is he a robot?
I thought he was a robot
Oooh i hate that girl!
Is that snow?
Is he dead?
Are you sure?
How'd he die?
I don't think he's dead

No lights
good surround sound
200 micrograms of LSD

Projector
Pizza, whiskey
Shitty weather outside so no guilt for staying in

>this

delet

Actual autists or retards? You don't get that your women want to spend time with you, and that means social interaction? Running their yap turns TV time into social time, you being autistic think she should just shut up and sit quietly with arms folded in judgement while you "partake" of the "kino".

These are traits of the "failed normie" type of beta, that manages to get with girls but can't make it work or last because they don't understand basic social cues.

I unironically absolutely 100% want this in my life more than anything right now

There's time for yapping and time for kino. Not all women are like this and if she can't shut her mouth for a couple of hours she's not worth it.

Trust me sonny, by the time you're both dead silent for hours in front of the TV you'll pray for a woman who you can talk to and that's interested in you.

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

>you'll pray for a woman who you can talk to and that's interested in you.
yes bitch we can do all that, just not during a fucking movie

If you don't have a gf can you just ask a girl you know to hang out with you and watch a movie at home or does that not make sense?

A woman should be seen and not heard

Autists will tell you that this doesn't make sense. It does make sense