You arseholes think we're drunken, smelly niggers. Two out of three isn't bad but clap your beady eyes on this. A list of IRISH inventions and discoveries.
Most importantly. >Chocolate milk. We are literally the reason m00t even existed.
>Chemistry. We are literally the reason your world runs like it does.
>Needle syringe. We are likely the reason Aussies can shitpost despite being bitten by flaming hell snakes three times a day.
>Induction coil. We are literally the reason your petrol cars ignition system exists.
>Seismology. We are literally the reason you can see earthquakes building and take precautions.
>Steam turbine. We shaped how the British industrial revolution accelerated.
>Modern submarine design. We were the reason merchant ship captains shat bricks in WWII..
>The three point linkage. We are the reason farm equipment got standardised and machinery efficiency grew enough to make you the fat fucks you are today. Sorry..
>Portable defibrillators. We are the reason Americans actually CAN "go be fat someplace else", because there will be a defibrillator waiting for them when they get there. Again, sorry....
>Modern ejection seat. We're the reason at least one of Russia's pilots survived Turkey's fuckery.
No wonder everyone hates us. We're only fuckin class.
He is a figurehead politician, not a real politician.
Irish politicians have no impact on their society, they are all a bunch of careerists fighting with each other to get the highest paid jobs and pensions.
Samuel Wood
probably, but i don't know anything about it because talking about heritage or culture of whites in the US is a social crime punishable by death or social assassination.
>Ireland HDI Rank >6th lmao pretty much third world tier
Benjamin Foster
>wuz
Austin Cook
>rí cóicid
Wyatt Edwards
>We are the reason Americans actually CAN "go be fat someplace else", because there will be a defibrillator waiting for them when they get there. Kek. I like you Ireland. I dont get why you're so mad.
Jaxson Ramirez
> irish > not angry pick one. I have a lot of potatonigger genes from my dad's side and even with all the autistic german genes I still feel the anger
Nolan Edwards
Can confirm. If an Irishman isn't livid, he's miserable, and either way he's drunk.
Ryder Howard
We've written poems about how depressed we all are.
It's a good life. We either kill ourselves or become troubled artists.
Justin Perry
>be Irish >be literally surrounded by ocean full of fish >be too stupid to figure out fishing >starve because no potatoes >blame all shortcomings on the fact "whitey be oppresin us and shit"
Are Irish the most pathetic european race?
Julian Gutierrez
i like your punch out guy
Jack Gutierrez
>Be Paddy Ó Famine >Take the literal tree trunk boat your hamlet put together to try and fish for food >Get shot by a fucking battleship for fishing in British territorial waters. 1/10 for making me reply, fucking leaf.
Andrew Hill
Everyone knows Irish are niggers turned inside out.
Landon Moore
Mainly through us and Germany but yeah.
Elijah Young
irishmen are the true aryans
Aaron Wilson
Plastic paddie detected.
Luke Ross
> 1 post by OP id I think we just did.
Gabriel Perry
You produced one of the great physicists of history too. He was also a drunk.
Kevin Cruz
It's one of my favourites. Too bad for the weather, too cloudy
Blake Long
>be paddie >waste all your men trying to force catholicism on the british isles >get btfo by billy and the lads. >lonely jock soldiers fuck so many widows they create an entire ethnicity
>muh northern ireland >muh rightful clay
Brody King
Good post lad >be proddy nigger >conveniently forget that your billy was funded by the Pope >be forced to give equal rights to Irish Catholics >IMMEDIATELY drop to the bottom of school grades, lose job positions rapidly, decline in poverty >lick the arse clean off England >half the English don't know you exist >the other think you're Irish anyway Please show these lovely lads some of your language lad I'm sure they'd appreciate your """"culture"""""
Dylan Turner
This!
I'm half Irish as my moms from Ireland. My other half is of German ancestry.
I have such a hot temper and I'm always trying to keep it under control. I hate being a hothead. I hate it so much
Ryan Jackson
Yes.
Potato niggs are our abos.
Anthony Jones
t. 78% white
Jayden Fisher
>>Chocolate milk.
Stopped reading there. Fucking pleb no wonder the English tried to genocide you
Asher Perez
Can't even make fun of Jesus over there.
ginger saudis
Liam Phillips
LOL
reminder to anyone other there that RoI and NI Assembly are full of treacherous drug pushing terroristic scum who avoided jail thanks to political peace agreements.
On both sides of the border, and across all party lines.
How the Irish can stomach that shit I have no idea. I'll give a shit when they are all gone in 30 years.
Luke Nelson
you guys have a crazy amount of literary talent for such an insignificant island >mfw reading Flann O'Brien
