Wake up November 9th

>wake up November 9th
>see this
what would you do?

Wake up

Immediately give the French back Louisiana

Alabama isn't going to go blue retard

wake up a second time.

Probably lay off the acid

...

>state
>color
reaction

>OR
>red
>WA
>red
>CA
>red
>fucking ever
Put the drugs away user.

> The South
> Not Red
> Wisconsin
> Not Red
> New Hampshire
> Not Red
> West Virginia
> Not Red
> Florida
> Not Red
> Washington
> Not Blue
> Oregon
> Not Blue
> California
> ???!??
> Minnesota
> Not Blue
> ____________
> Not _____

i chortled

>map shows Trump dominating at least 60% of the USA
>Still loosing somehow by a lot

Can't wake up !

Build two walls.

West of the Mississippi shall rise again.

The west will rise again?

Yea this

This is the most likely result

Ask myself how I ended up in the Berenstein universe.

Land area is not population.

WAKE ME UP

Take a piss.

What the fuck my nigga

Move west.

THE WEST SHALL RISE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEW YORK GOING RED HAAHHAHAHAHA YEAH NICE JOKE BUD

> midwest
> NOT red
> south
> NOT red
> cali
> NOT blue
> oregon and washington
> NOT blue
> new hampshire
> NOT red
> __________
> NOT ____
> ???!????!?
> ??!??!?
> ________
> NOT _____
> _______
> NOT ______

Leave Indiana.

>implying I'm going to sleep

kek

how many Satan 2s would it take to get rid of everything east of missouri?

>not refunding operation ploughshare

>not making the Mississippi 10 miles wider

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I don't get it

Louisiana's red, surely you'd want to keep it

Move 10 miles over the Mississippi.

Autonomous West of the Mississippi! New nation now!

Kek chill the fuck out its a joke spazz

WV will still be rednecks whether they vote red or blue, so stay

This gives me a boner

Kike wallstreet states always blue I wonder why.

Second Civil War. West vs East.

just build a wall and split that shit

>California
>Red State
I thought we were trying to be realistic

>California is red
>Nice try kike

Did mommy take away your finger paints again?

Sensiblechuckle.gif

new york and cali red.


the fuck yo

Hell would sooner freeze over than Alabama go blue

But that's not fair! My empty farm should get more representation than a densely populated city.

Move west of the Mississippi.

The south will rise again

Get ready for 4 years of civil war general threads

cry

Myrtle Beach, here I come!

Get a load of Aaron Burr here...

kek

you forgot to make texas blue

Wonder how the hell the southern states went full lib

>Indiana
>Blue

If Bloomington invaded the rest of Indiana.

Why the fuck is Indiana blue on all of these? Literally so republican it hurts. It's been republican for as long as I've been alive.

Wonder how the fuck washington went red

forgot alaska

its only a matter of time until the nigs reach critical mass down there where it never goes red again. im surprised it isn't there already

Realistic?

I think that's realistic, but Utah might go to the independent.

That small state as well red I don't think will go red either, perhaps one of the Maine votes though instead.

Virginia too will go to the Democrats, Hillary's VP is actually from there and apparently a lot of the Washington DC shills live there

Nevada, Wisconsin, Colorado and Michigan I think will be the key states.

>Wake up
>see this
what do

shit. wrong timeline.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Ask what clusterfuck of a timeline I just entered.

>$.05 has been deposited in your account

Civil War 2.0 starts November 9, 2016!