My PowerPoint teacher is a cuck who believes all guns should be taken away...

My PowerPoint teacher is a cuck who believes all guns should be taken away, so for my final presentation I will be making a pro gun powerpoint. Any ideas?

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make it subtle

>PowerPoint teacher
what the fuck?

Don't

Denying the people's right to self defense is the ultimate human rights violation.

Forcing people to leave their security in the hands of a governing body is not only preposterous, but out right criminal. It is impossible for a government to protect their citizens 24/7, a police officer takes minutes (after a phone call has been made, if it ever was made) to get to the scene of a crime.

If the citizen of a country that has forcefully disarmed it's citizens by means of confiscation or threat of criminal charges, gets harmed in a situation where the use of an outlawed weapon could have protected them, THEN the governing body of that country should be held accountable and compensate the individual or their family for failure to effectively prevent or stop the crime from being committed.

We all know this would never happen, but it details just how weak and subservient we as a people have become.

EVERY MAN HAS THE RIGHT TO A FIREARM, NO EXCEPTIONS.

There is no morally sound counter argument against this.

Some might claim that the safety of the majority is at greater risk if people are allowed to carry weapons, the problem with that claim is that they are assuming that the police is able to protect them now, when its been stated earlier that they can't, also a criminal will break the law and get access to guns regardless.

GUN CONTROL ONLY HURTS CIVILIANS NOT CRIMINALS.

Liberal anti-gunner's fear does not stem from the idea of firearms, but from the idea of having to be responsible for their own safety.

This argument also extends to the type of weapons the people can own and carry. The muskets our forefathers used were state of the art at the time, but now they are no match for modern day machine guns, therefore the people must have access to them to ever hope to stand a chance against a criminal government.

Laws that place restrictions against certain weapons are a direct infringement and should be attacked or ignored.

Gotta show dead Trayvon Martin. Next slide a pic of Zimmerman with ZimZam on it.

I 2nd this wtf. What grade are you in kid

>if the Jews had guns, the Holocaust never would have happened

Teachers that use PowerPoint to "teach." A lot of them buy pre-made slide notes sold by a book publisher and simply click through the slides.

Include some hatefacts about race and crime

>My PowerPoint teacher is a cuck who believes all guns should be taken away
First, you should be thinking "why did this guy just announce he's unarmed"
Second, you should be thinking "why would i want to make a powerpoint presentation that announces "i have guns in my home""

Just make a powerpoint full of videos of innocent people being raped or beaten or killed by nigs and spics. Make the title of the powerpoint "Why it's morally superior to be a victim" and every time you change a slide, you show one of the videos (make a nigger thread here on Sup Forums to collect vids). After the video, explain in detail what injuries the victim sustained. Then, after you've listed them off, announce to the class "See, isn't it better that they didn't have a gun that they could've used to defend themselves?".

And make it very long, like have 50+ videos lined up. The goal here is not to get through them, but to piss off your teacher. Eventually, he/she will tell you to stop. But you won't. Keep going, keep showing the videos. Eventually he/she will forcefully make you stop. At that point he/she will be furious and shaking and close to tears. It's at that point you've won. It doesn't even matter what your grade is, because you bested him/her.

If you're a college fag you're gonna get fucked because he can fail you because he doesn't like you. If you're still in high school and living in a liberal state I'd imagine your teacher will have the school police officer have a talk with you. America is so fucked.

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I'm in highschool, school district wants to teach "the future". It actually helps me do stuff faster, put it animations, etc. Mostly just there because its an easy a (turns out its not).

this

you will FAIL your class

A TRUE redpill person would do anything for that 100 grade

>My PowerPoint teacher
lmao how's that community college in bumfuck nowhere
enjoy voting for Trump you educated shitbird

taking classes for power point?

what are you retarded?

Use FBI uniform crime reports
Defensive gun uses
Cite all the genocides following confiscation
Psyop and make it all about equality and empowering women

>for bonus points cite Israel promoting concealed carry to preveny Palestine knife attacks

Show the clip thingy that goes up and down

Read some Steven Pinker and use that. Most anti-gun individuals don't understand the statistics relating to fatalities via murder/war in regards to tribal societies or even the 1800s.

Alternatively, there's some pretty pro-gun Canadian profs who shred people on it.

If you redpill they win

>PowerPoint teacher
What godforsaken shithole of an (((education))) are you receiving?

>prevent

Go with what you know.
Cocks in your ass.

Actually the Jews did have guns, and it actually caused the holocaust.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–19

Don't.
Keep your head down, tell him what he wants to hear, get the best grade you can.
The strongest proof of the lie that college education has anything positive to do with intelligence are these professors who cannot stand to be contradicted and who will absolutely punish you for saying the wrong thing with the backing of the administration.

>implying the Holocaust happened

I don't think so senpai.
archive.is/lvtqg

You should discuss the many instances of would-be mass murderers that were thwarted by no-gun zones.

>PowerPoint teacher

hes an open minded person, but just doesnt accept guns. want to teach him how they are good to society

Present that the high number of firearm deaths are from our black population and not our gun laws; compare our gun laws to other similar countries such as Switzerland and use their crime rate to prove that there is no correlation with gun ownership and gun crime

Don't make it anti-teachers views. Pretend he's right.

Research Britain and Australia knife batteries and so forth.

Yes OP, do a presentation on the History of the AR 15 and Stoner.

Do your presentation on how it works, then finally talk about how it changed warfare and link that everything we enjoy in modern times might be totally different if it didn't exist.

And end with, if the AR 15 did not exist America may have been conquered or defeated in a war before now and every one in this room would be dead or have never existed.

End with #noguns being a utopian fantasy that only people who have never studied history believe. And add, the only reason #noguns work in socialist European nations is because we give them military support.

>PowerPoint teacher
underage b&

it's probably an intro to computers class, and the lab section.

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Talk about how gun free zones do more hurt than harm. Bring up the fact that the world would safer if people had concealed carry.

Except that most countries with strong gun laws have less murders n shit so yeah lmao good luck with that.

>tell me how to think and do my homework for me guise!

Get fucked kid.

make a powerpoint about why pools should be banned, pools kill more children every year than guns and they serve no purpose.

>was about to get started

>forgot to save to google drive, stuck on powerpoint in the computer lab

SHOW HER THIS STORY
Kid 1 spend all his time on internet, and not actually trying to learn how powerpoint works.
Kid 2 spend his time learning powerpoint, he likes to use the internet too, but he also spend alot of his time studying how powerpoint works.
Mom tell kid 1, "I wont let you use internet because you always spend your time on internet and never try to understand powerpoint".
Mom tell kid 2, "I wont let you use internet or internet may make you end like your brother"

>PowerPoint teacher

I've never seen this meme before

Point out all the false flag mass shootings. Also record it because your (((teacher))) will probably flip the fuck out
You will be a legend, do it you won't.

Go full sjw. Explain how the only way to ensure guns are taken is to get rid of toxic masculinity. Force men to take estrogen to remove aggressive behavior. The funnier the better.

Do you know UK sort of ban knifes right, bike wheels and etc.. right?

most countries with strong gun laws are white

did you even read what I posted?

I hated you, until you began to show your true pro gun self. Keep the animeshit to a minimum and keep shilling the second

*salutes*

Research the fuck out of it properly.

I assume you're underage HS faggot but if you actually spend more than a few hours then it should be easy.

>A)
The States has physical borders, so comparing it to Australia's policy is idiotic

>B) Finland / Switzerland.
Fins have mandatory service and gun ownership is very high despite little crime. Switzerland also has liberal gun rights.

Etc etc. There's enough info out there if you read enough.

Good on them. I lost my mother to a bicycle wheel.

>underage hs faggot

accurate, except for faggot

>PowerPoint teacher
>class on how to point click, drag drop
WTF? How in the fuck is there a class on how to use software that even the most grizzled old fuck in my office could pick up on in a day? Or is this actually a class on effective presentations that just happens to have PP as the preferred software?

Little bit of both. Also teaches you how to use a lot of the features that people didn't even know existed/didn't know how to use. Most of the time is spent slacking off though.

Literally the whole semester is just learning PowerPoint?

Nice gun, exact one I own.

Probably CGS2100

Get out.

You can also simply flat out ask him:
"How?"

It's one of the most effective techniques I've seen. "How would you go about confiscating these guns? "

It helps to use a very, very specific scenario, "The police begin their mass gun confiscation, get orders to go to Mr. Doe's house. He's believed to have 45 guns, thousands of rounds of ammo, three children under 10, one of whom is in a wheelchair, and a wife. Plus three rescue dogs he trains to be guide dogs. Do the police risk the children by dropping flash bangs in and booting the door? What if he says, you have to come get them, I won't surrender them? Are the police within their rights to kill him and his family. Because that's ultimately what backs up governmental threats and laws."

Bonus points if you say at the end, "We've already learned from immigration that some laws are unenforceable." (I don't believe that at all, two different principles, etc but hilarious.)

>Get an airsoft replica of just about any hand gun
>make sure you cover the orange or whatever colour tip so it matches the rest of the gun
>put a laser pointer in the barrel of the gun
>modify gun so the gun trigger activates the laser pointer
>use it in your presentation
>??????
>profit!

Make sure you bring a bowl to collect the liberal butt hurt tears

how can powerpoint possibly take up an entire semester?

>having an education system that bad
Over here you can say whatever you want in your presentations, provided that you can support your arguments.

SHALL

>PowerPoint teacher

wat.

Is that like, the paper clip that tells you how to do things?

Is this like an easy credits thing, or did you actually need a fucking class to figure out Powerpoint?

NOT

Will you read the fucking thread for once
Fucking speedreaders, back to Sup Forums

fuck that

GO BIG
or
GO HOME

Why would i read a thread about a microsoft paperclip?

Do I look like a fucking retard?

>the paper clip that tells you how to do things?
>I see that you are trying to make a shitpost, do you want help with that?

>highschool
Underage b&.

PowerPoint is obsolete, Microsoft rolled out is replacement it 2 years ago.

trips of truth

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2nd Amendment FTW

>the nicotined jew
>annual death toll 6 million
kek

4 and 5 need citations

washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/28/AR2010062802134.html

Obtain all your info from city and official websites sources, show crime and death rates in cities beside their respective gun laws. Show video clips of police stops in areas with stricter gun laws.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller

Holy fuck, just drop out and get a GED.

Fucking easy, look into the percentage of guns used in crime that are obtained illegally, its around 99%. Bring up your basic towns like Chicago. Mention mexicos shit gun laws and how well they work. Mention the fact you can create an operational weapon through 3d printing. Take how much we spend on gun control, and push it onto how we could use that money for different programs like turning our prisons into rehabilitation centers to actually fix murder rates.

The arguement that you don't need a semi automatic rifle with a thirty round magazine to hunt deer is infallible, but misses the point. The second amendmant was writen to give citizens an avenue to oppose the United States Government.

Ah yes, living up to the stereotype. As expected of paco.

Dont be a fucking pussy

GO BIG

or

GO HOME

Stand for some shit if your life for once

There is no such thing as gun control in the obvious sense, because someone HAS to have guns to enforce gun control.

The state needs guns to remove guns from the civilians, as to remove one of the strongest forms of self defense takes a large and powerful state.

Removing guns from it's citizens is without a doubt a tool for tyrants, as the same or similar laws has been applied in nations led by communists, socialists and dictators to strip away the power of the citizens.

If gun deaths are an issue, then it should be taken into consideration what factors led to the majority of deaths; single motherhood, child abuse, poverty, low intelligence, lack of unemployment and just the general erosion of objective and traditional moral values all help to create the sick and broken individuals who murder.

Putting a strict gun law in the US would not significantly change murder and crime rates to suit the intended liberal goals because the underlying issues are not addressed; you are treating a symptom not the illness!

Away from the objective logic of what I have said there are many practical examples of the low incidence of gun deaths in armed nations, towns, cities across the West.

Whites are a liberty driven race!

God bless you all

Bring up black lives matter.
That one black guy who concealed carried and and got shot.
Police brutality in general.

And Word.

>pro guns
>needs to take a class to learn how powerpoint works
OP confirmed sub-70 IQ.

Your liberal teacher needs a dose of reality. Go with lots of statistics that prove gun control makes things worse (see Chicago). Show violent gory images from places where guns are banned, or of piles of Jews being massacred after Hitler took their guns. Be flexible with your facts, but be sure to quote sources even if you make them up to confirm the point you are trying to make. Just reference an obscure book that isn't available online. Your lazy teacher will not go look it up, and don't back down when he inevitably challenges you on every point. Shut him down like the bitch he is. Alpha him.

^This, powerpoint is the most useless program ever invented.

Present the good things, be calm, be factual, and when the professor gives you an F because of his bias. Present your case to his superiors.

GET THAT FUCKER FIRED

Look up the single black mother of 3 who saved her children from a armed robber with intent to kill them with her rifle left by her husband or dad.

Actually, look up lots of single mothers protecting themselves with firearms vs ones who dont.

Word of advice here, OP, from a guy once in a similar position

To go directly against your professors (teachers?) ideals, you will need to make perhaps the most well written paper on earth. It would need to be sustained by incredible amounts of evidence, attention to word and phrase use, and overall perfection. Make it so well done that anything below a 100% would be unacceptable. Go above and beyond to make sure that you do everything in the assignment thoroughly. This is to ensure that she is given an ultimatum - give you the 100 you deserve, or fall to her feelings and fail you or tell you that she will not accept it, in which you can very easily contact her superiors.

I had to do this once and triggered the absolute fuck out of a girl and my teacher (also a girl) I had to debate in my senior year 2 years ago. The girl had a near mental breakdown, and during the parts before that, the teacher constantly interjected against my side. I believe we were debating illegal immigration and they could not handle the facts. Got my 100% because I put my heart and soul into that presentation. I literally practiced my facts and sources so that I can recite anything without having to scroll through, and when they asked for direct proof I obliged them.

This is your chance. Don't blow it.

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SWITZERLAND

Very simple....

Show the class this video of what happens to people that have had their guns taken away...

And...

Don't think it is any different today, than it was back then...

And as a backup, in the rare case the your presentation somehow starts to go bad....

You can fall back on the fact that almost all gun crime is caused by black people... Pic.

Show this video as you are running out...

youtube.com/watch?v=wzlU0Xypur4

Try to record you presentation and hope it goes viral!

What grade r u in, shitlord?