Sami "people"

Are the sami people the purest of the whites? Or the niggers of the North.

Can some Nordicuck teach me about them

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Well...they know how to make a great reindeer sausage.

Sami are what Finns, Estonians, and Magyars would look like if they didn't thoroughly interbreed with Europeans.

They are albino mongols

They used to be Inuits.
youtube.com/watch?v=qZAec-Bi7VE

>Nordicuck

Don't you dare call them that again.

Hungary is no where near Finland or Estonia. They would be much darker.

Sami are heavily mixed with Europeans

You forgot pic

Tbh i was surprised looking this up a year or so ago.

I always assumed they were mongol related, but they're actually from the whitest haplogroup and essentially predate and are isolated from all interbreeding that happened with their closest cousins - that being the scandinavians.

And the haplogroups just get more diluted the more toward the mediterranean you go.

The only true mongol mixes are found in finns.

In a tl;dr the sami are actually whiter than white people. A little genetic time capsule from tens of thousands of years ago.

They are. The original Sami were red like the Native Americans.

Québécois Metis are the white niggers of the north. Get your own term, Genghis.

Nice analogy.

Off topic question, How much is land in the central-north parts of Sweden?

I'm thinking of relocating, I will avoid larges cities

There's a ton of land, near abandoned villages, cheap houses.

Unfortunately many inland villages are now being resettled with invaders. Not as many as down south, but then there are less people up here to begin with.

The more inland and north you get the more effective freedom you have. The law doesn't reach above Gävle, as we say around here. It's got a lot of truth in it.

If you have the means, live independently and homestead up north. Get a license and a gun, hunt for food. Most hunters have 2-3 freezers full of meat.

ugh sami girls... Would you fuck any of these?

No they did not.

They don't exist anymore, they've entirely interbred with Germanics.

Ah, Sounds lovely. Have you considered moving up north too?

I also don't know one word of swedish I plan on learning but will this piss of the locals? And how are people up north?

Samer är fjällapor.

FJÄLLAPOR

Sure would lad!
Fucking Germans once again ruining something pure

>interbred with Germanics

INTERBREED? Are you kidding? The Sami people are the abbos of Scandinavia. Who would put their dick in them?

they came from the same place but ended up in different parts of europe.

not to the degree that the peoples I listed are.

>Have you considered moving up north too?

I am already, just not far enough out in the bush. Need more money first.

>I also don't know one word of swedish

You get by with english almost everywhere. It's harder the further out in the bush you get, and the older the people you're talking to are.

>And how are people up north?

Solitary. Friendly once you get past that. Quiet. Usually helpful if you're not a cunt.

Regional differences apply, generally you get more quirks the further out you go. Same as anywhere else I suppose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples

Not Indo-European

Nä för fan de är lappjävlar och inget annat. Du låter som nån jävla sörlänning. Käften stängd om saker du inte vet nåt om.

This isn't true. They're mostly descended from paleolithic europeans with a fair amount of mixture with other groups over time (mostly with scandinavian germans. The asian part of their genetics appears to be pretty small.

Not true. They are still distinct.

>Who would put their dick in them?
your people

and the only true faggot mixes are found in swedes.

They come from Russia, if anyone put their dick in them then it's you.

Thanks pal! I was thinking about moving north-west near the border with Norway because I like hills. Perhaps near a natural Park.

Last questions, What's the job situation like in the north
WiFi. Please say they have WiFi out there

Also could you link me to the best property site in Sweden cheers

they are Nordicucks

Lapps. Id put my benis in one.

>interbreed with Europeans
what the fuck you on about? we are the original europeans, the last pure ones

>near the border with Norway because I like hills

That's not a hill, that's a mountain range. As a brit I don't think you understand the difference viscerally. Better go check the area before moving anywhere.

> Perhaps near a natural Park

Huge areas of Sweden are forests that function like national parks, our system for this is completely different. You don't need to be in a specially cordoned national park area to enjoy it.

>What's the job situation like in the north

Piss poor, everyone's moving to cities. Again, you need money and the willingness to homestead or live as self-reliantly as possible. If you're not going to do that, don't bother coming here.

>WiFi. Please say they have WiFi out there

From the WiFi trees? What the fuck are you on about?

There's wired fiber internet along the coast and in certain paths inland. There's the phone network for mobile data, gets shittier the more wild you get obviously.

>Also could you link me to the best property site in Sweden cheers

Nope. Find one yourself.

stfu subhuman

No. Dark eyes are disgusting.

Alright matey thanks for the advice I will take it to heart

Dated a Sami bitch from the great white Nordlands in 2014 before I joined the army. She was pretty but they still have a weird look to them. She was an exchange student who loved America and she hated Western feminism. Bitch was practically my traditional slave ho.

Huge tits and a surprisingly warm pussy. 10/10 would fuck more elf nord bitches

>what is bleach

I really like this chart. Do you happen to have the source?

the stuff one drinks when suicide?

hydroperoxide?

She's cute

this retarded post made me laugh
here's your (you)

Sami are great.

Sami is fat.

They have their own semi-government, and you must have Sami blood to be a member of it.

Redpilled as fuck

so that is the suicide drink? i am not a professional suicider so i don't know all the details.

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This. When are Finns counted as Original Europeans as we are?

>Finn
>Not an expert in suicide

Are you one of those faggy Fennoswedes

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no. i would just hang myself or jump down from my balcony. poison and stuff like that is for girls.

>grey eyes
>not "light"

I heard they are Samoyedic reindeer herding nomads or something, which explains why they are swarthier than other Fennoscandians

>other Fennoscandians

We used to sterilize these people because they weren't Swedish enough and was considered a danger to the nation's collective health in the same way gypsies, finish people and slutty women were.

How the times have changed.

Whitest genes in Europe m8

Yep., You're the source for racism. How doed it feel?

Also obligatory in any sami discussion:
youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

was it Uppsala?

Most of the sami people i have met have brown eyes and dark brown hair

Damn, Greeks are literally less white than turks

Just as obligatory as you telling nigger to gtfo

bite a mudshit ball bro and let them go, they're not your herd ffs

They have a lot of Asian genetics.As do all the people up on top of the world.

greeks are pretty italian today

>Russia

Most of "russians" are actually Finns.

Just the northwestern ones according to

Finlands my twin o_o

for all your racist stuff you have done to us you should give us money fo dem programs. the swedes are keeping us down in commie blocks and thats why i am poor. at least you could sen some vodka and beer so i can get dem programs started.

Are you retarded?

wtf i'm with hillary now

yes

And now you import Muslims by the thousands.
The times.... how they change.

you export

Samis are white, but to mate with one would still be racemixing.

>guy from spic country "Yura gay"
>telling us who is and is not white

EVEN KISSING?

Kissing is okay. Sex is fine too, as long as you use birth control.

thx görgen

>Youareagay
>not white

Uruguay has the less percentage of mestizos in all Latin America, the people with Spanish surnames there has actual Spanish blood in them.

Literally pic related.

But the map is still seriously flawed by not counting grey eyes as light.

Asian true master race.

WELL NIGGER AT LEAST THEY GOT EYES. WHAT ELSE THEY NEED? FUCKING NIGHT VISION AND STUFF LIKE PREDATOR HAS IN THE MASK? FUCK YOU. I HAVE TO WAIT STILL 2,5 HOURS TO GET BEER FROM STORE AND ONLY THING I HAVE IS SOME SHITTY XANORS. IF I HAD A LEAF BLOWER I WOULD USE IT AND BLOW YOU BACK TO YOUR MOMS VAGINA AND TELL HER NEVER SPAWN YOU AGAIN.