What the FUCK?

What the FUCK?

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cant wait to see how they cover up most of the skin on this outfit

Is there some reason that Fassbender seems hellbent on destroying his career?

he's famous, he was in capeshit, he was in great movies, there's no reason to make some shitty movies to make money

I like kung fury tho

Well he just said yes to "The Snowman" so clearly he's going through some tough times.

He's had so many flops in a row that I figure he just said "Fuck it" and took this hoping it would be a mega hit like the original and help him recoup his losses.

NANI?!

You're such a fag dude.

No you

Danger 5 was better.

>a diverse cast of heroes who fight and kill Nazis
Sup Forums would hate it.

It's okay, shcwarzenigger will balance it out.

It had a lot of threads on here. Don't know why - it was cringe worthy reddit shit.

Though nowhere near as bad as Kung Fury.

I liked Kung Fury, but I don't see how a full length version can work. That sort of extreme over the top comedy is only funny in limited doses.

not necessarily, crank was a pretty good movie and it was a ride from start to finish

Danger 5 is incredible

Fuck yeah

Incredibly reddit.

It didn't work as a 2 minute fake trailer, it was unbearable as a short. As a feature it could possibly be the most painful sack of shit to ever exist.

>Incredibly reddit.
Not an argument

>I liked Kung Fury

which capeshit was he in

>t. contrarian

You serious, dude? X-Men.

It's not an argument, correct. It's an observation.

Turbo Kid was better.

oh yeah i forgot about those

so caught up in this fucking mainline marvel and dc mess

>le quip
You have sealed your own fate.

Micheal Fasbnender noooooo!

There's nothing contrarian about it.

This isn't reddit. Kung Fury wasn't universally embraced here, it was universally derided as being a pathetic mish mash of "lel so randum XDD" memes by people whose understanding of the 80's stems from wallpapers made to resemble 90's pop culture.

For example;

>le Hasselhoff!
>Lasers!
>Dinosaurs!
>Nazis!
>Synths!

Kung Fury was beloved by reddit. Hated by Sup Forums.

It's contrarian to LIKE it. The majority of people here over 18 are scratching their heads seeing the news wondering why Fassbender wants to put the final nail in his career coffin this way.

>le quip

Precisely the sort of foreigner who would like Kung Fury.

I'm actually kind of amazed we're having this conversation. You might be the first human being on this board to ever like it.

Danger 5 had dedicated threads from reddit transplants. So if you're talking about that, that's fine.

So he's essentially blackmailed to do these odd flicks, right?

It's all good, since Disney owns Fox now X-Men will be part of the MCU so there's less confusion. There's already a Dark Phoenix movie in the works.

>explosive documents
How did anyone read them if they exploded?

I thought it was just the meme boards that hated fun?

After reading

Sup Forums is like the ultimate meme board. Where did you hear otherwise?

If I want to chat with chill people I go to slower boards like /k/.

Wasn't he supposed to play the next James bond...?
I don't blame him for not giving a fuck anymore when you realise how much of a mess his latest movie and his wife are

sony and marvel are working together too aren't they, as far as spiderman shit goes?

You are clearly unable to hold a conversation and have no sense of humour. Go back to your Black Panther threads so you can complain about how Jamal fucked your girlfriend

Alien mind control dude.

I'd much prefer a full length movie version of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

Sup Forums hates Kung Fury, "fun" and people who say "it's fun!".

That's literally a meme on here.

>You don't like reddit piles of shit
>Therefore you have no sense of humor

You can't have a sense of humor and find Danger 5 or Kung Fury amusing.

>bitter rants about black bulls

What a surprise.

>people liked kung fury

Yeah I remember 80's films were all filled with shitty looking CGI and a fucking awful over exposed filter lmao. It was clearly made by absolute plebs.

>still replying
stay mad kiddo.

Yes, please and thank you.

>Incredibly reddit.

What kind of fucking filter is this?

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It hurts my eyes and looks like shit. When I think of 80's action films I think of Jackie Chan, Die Hard, Rambo etc. How is that paying a homage to them?

Kung Fury is probably the only movie I've hated

Like they tried to make a vhs filter in 3 minutes

I know it's infuriating, but it's also true.

It's not.

It's paying homage to what 15 year olds think the 80's was like based on parodies of the 80's.

It's a feedback loop.

As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life.

>Full Length KUNG FURY
I thought it was already called Ready Player One? WTF?

How about a film version of this

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It's been 14 years but the cast could still do it. Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade are still well known at least.

"Snowman" on paper probably seemed pretty solid, it's only in production that shit got fucked

Poor Fassy.

It looks much better than King Fury but the age of neo-80's nostalgia gimmicks is over man, last good thing that came out of it was Blood Dragon and that was 5 years ago

Even Blood Dragon has to lean heavily on the 90's.

But yeah, that well has long run dry. This Kung Fury is going to be an utter disaster if it's anytyhing like the short.

>kung fury
>fassbender
>schwarzenegger
idk op, sounds like it could be pretty kino. i sense another turbo kid.

Kung Fury had the same quality and birth as Hobo With a Shotgun.
The trailers were hilarious, but the feature length lost that initial thing they nailed the first time

Jesus fucking christ.

thanks for the input m8; go ahead and neck urself my non-dude.

turbo kid is a homage to cheap apocalypse movies. and its ace.
kung fury is an homage to axe cop. written by a five year old

Kung Fury is like a joke that goes on way too long. It's funny at first because it's just so absurd, but then you get used to it and you realize there's still 30 minutes left.

A feature length would be a disaster.

Kung Fury can fuck off pretending it's an 80s homage. It was an ADHD mishmash of garbage that pandered to people who once saw some show about some dude and he had a talking car and it was totally weird.

its you who needs to die for liking kung reddit

Yeah know. I can't take that advice from a fucking redditor.

Kung Fury is two things.

1. It's a homage to homages to homages to parodies of parodies of a 1980's that doesn't exist.

And, 2;

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reddit: the movie

>muh sekret club, go back, etc
in all seriousness, i've probably been here longer than you. deffo top urself.

No one is making you watch it faggot

>feature length
It's 30 minutes long you idiot.

>Kung Fury
>bad

youtube.com/watch?v=SVS9dADzms4#t=58s

Not even giving any (You)s to the children who dislike this kino.

...

It should have been 15 minutes, not all the jokes were tight enough for such a long movie

lmfao @ your life
Reddit is a mentality and you're the eternal newfag

That was a cosmoscatalogical historidramatic pictogram

Shut up

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>faggots hating on Danger 5

Best not be talking shit about my boy McKenzie

One time wasn't enough, kid?

>And that dried out ten year ago if you'll pardon the expression
What did he mean by this? Also, why did he say year instead of years?

>Also, why did he say year instead of years?
Very common in the UK actually, same with hour instead of hours and week instead of weeks. Nobody does it for days for some reason though.

it is a bad (boring) version of Danger 5

2 season is not that good

shoshon the elegant, the white tiger king

That does seem to be the consensus in the comment section of the Birth Movies Death article.

This

It's an inferior rip off of danger 5 that goes too long and straight up steals multiple jokes, but still isn't funny. If there was any piece of media that personifies the clueless, insipid 'le epic maymay' mentality of reddit, its Kung fury.

no idea what you are talking about, but it doesn't matter.
It seems that in season 2 they try to do more and bigger, and it was too much. It is good, but too much

Is Sup Forums looking forward to the feature length Turbo Killer?

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Don't worry (((they))) are already running the 90-00s into the ground considering every fucknuckle alive under 19 wasn't alive to experience it

>Kung Fury is a rip off of Danger 5
>Not even the same style

I'm not him but I've been here for 12 years and I like Kung fury danger 5 and garth merengies dark place

Only went on Reddit on and off since 2010 to redpill normies

>Only went on Reddit

This.

Doesn't stop me from enjoying the things I like about it though same with Rick and morty
I constantly get banned for being a edgelord

Kung Fury was a fun short, can't wait to see how they ruin it.

No way will kung fury look this good.

unwatchable trash

>i can't refute it so i will call it a non-argument and declare myself the winner yay
Stop Redditing up the place.