Its 8:00pm on November 8 and the results are coming in. Post yfw.
Its 8:00pm on November 8 and the results are coming in. Post yfw
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Realize it's actually happening and get blind drunk
Maybe do some blow
I'm gonna be a nervous wreck desu
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What site?
also
>mfw
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drink a six pack, walk downstairs and curse my socialist grandparents out "Make america great again
>Alaska and Hawaii results coming in before the polls even close in those states while half of the USA has no results.
Good try, OP.
Nice taste my man
I go to PredictIt and sell, sell, sell.
It is the RCP create-your-own map
realclearpolitics.com
>my prediction
>Brexit states
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Michigan will be red, I can now guarantee that.
If PA gets called for Trump, I make a nice cup of tea, I rub one out, and I go to bed early because the race is already over.
What will it take for Colorado to go red?
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Literally begin crying in Happiness, our country will be fucking great again!
> It is 8 o'clock on the east coast and here is how the map currently looks
> MFW
A snowstorm in Denver.
Trump promising to keep weed legal.
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IMO it's more likely than some other states like VA. I think it will go red- Trump just has to keep winning with independents.
>MI and MN are red
>CO isn't
we aren't that cucked
Low dem turnout which is a real possibility considering people are realizing she hates legal pot
>MN red
>PA red
>MI red
>WI Red
are you fucking retarded?
Also hopefully our George Soros voting machines will win FL, NC, and SC but we'll see.
I think Virginia might surprise everyone this year.
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>implying CO would be reporting in any measurable way at 8pm
Hopefully Kek will give us a nationwide blizzard on election day.
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No, are YOU fucking retarded? If you think Hillary is going to win when D+8 sample polls show them TIED, you're fucking delusional
Man I hope so. I would settle for just Pennsylvania. That's all he needs to win.
White people.
>All he needs is a handful of states.
>Oh! And Florida! Not only did Trump win Florida, which I haven't even considered, I'm just looking at how Trump could possibly crush the electoral college by slightly increasing the white vote in certain states
All memes aside. If there is a massive hurricane that hits Philadelphia, or a large snowstorm blanketing much of the country, we know whatever god you believe is out there is on our side.
For this reason alone I'm not going to watch.
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>ny
>blue
Member that huge rain storm flooding the London tube in some minority neighborhoods on brexit day?
I'm going to take annual leave on Wednesday. As soon as I get home from work, I'm cracking a beer, and just having one an hour or so until results start flowing in. Then, it's on, whether it's to keep me calm in rage, or to celebrate.
>tfw already nervous
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Same dude, I just wish it was here already. Stressing out
> CTR
NY fuckin' hates Trump, it's not a stretch
I'm stressed, literally our future on the line. If he wins it will be the biggest party of all time.
>implying the alt-right is old enough to grow peach fuzz
The best part is when the news casters start signing " ding dong the witch is dead".
how about we stir up some major meme magic playing off of the whole Chelsea Clinton weed quotes?
100,000 extra voters distributed into PA, FL, and OH would have flipped the 2012 election. You don't think there are 100,000 white voters who skipped voting for Romney?
>spoiler, there are 40 million
idk why you guys think you're gunna win, it's pretty much end of the line for you since the paperless digital voting machines are tied to yo' boi george soros
there will be a record number of poll watchers. If landslide happens then I can't see them stealing it, Rigging an election is hard, it's not as easy as it seems.
it's pretty easy actually
its nothing new
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Interesting, I'd imagine in Colorado the independents would be heaps popular - Will they take much of the vote off Hillary in Colorado do you think?
Sounds good user
Seriously through what are the chances of wild weather on the 9th and also in specific states around the country or is it too early to say yet?
we must do this the digits say so
Fraid not, polling has hillary up from +2 to +11 in spread, no Trump advantage to be seen. This is in a three-way by the way, with Johnson. The only way is if every independent votes Trump. Even then it may not be enough.
>Rigging an election is hard,
Not with electronic ballots it isn't.
Trump is winning independent voters 50-20 even according to mainstream polls
Sorry bud, even the latest Remington poll has her up 3. May have better luck in Pennsylvania.
It's easier than putting my pants on both legs at the same time.
Hmm I guess VTers are cucks.
They're my dark horse flip and be first state in most likely
actually I take that back, he's winning the 70+ agegroup by one point
Maybe if everyone under 70 in CO dies nov. 8 trump can cinch it
With electronic ballots, it's hilariously easy. You can just inject 10 lines of code into the program that turns, say, 15% of Trump votes into Clinton votes at the end of the day. Easy. One man testified to the Ohio Supreme Court that he could infect an unwatched machine within 6 minutes.
i'm too retarded to understand this map
>AK and HI reporting at 0800 EST
>PA red
these things make sense together
Make sure it's a yuengling!
Rest easy knowing that Clinton will still win
Fuck me, even I'm getting anxious about the election and I've never cared about American politics.
This is one hell of a wild ride.
it's a 'do-it-yourself' map, you can plug in any numbers you like.
Kinda like a CYOA but with your favorite candidate winning as much as you like
>Arizona voting to have Mexicans stay
Lol
Yeah, but it's important to not get complacent. The only way Trump wins if we don't go and vote.
Maine is going to go full red, Screenshot this and forget about it until 2 weeks after election day.
All states with open carry laws are going to be red.
I just want to see the little house of cards you've all built here crumble.
>tfw not even american but have told my manager i won't be working on the 9th (day ahead here)
>because its during uni exams, he thinks i'll be studying
>mfw i'll be sitting here on Sup Forums and watching tv all day
>North Carolina goes blue
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>tfw can't get Yuengling in St Louis
I've had it before. It's GOAT.
You bet! I'm canvassing and registering voters every day from 9 to 5 for Hillary. There are so many people who are very eager to stop Trump.
this will be right thx to the voter fraud sadly
Same! Phones and paper, man. Lotta fuckin' work.
how are the (((polls))) for NC?
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It's not national? Wtf?
No seriously I'm such a nervous wreck. I've had my MAGA hat stepped on, I've been called everything in the book, and I have no support from my cucked cousins, aunts, and uncles. I have a big family and not one of them is going for Trump.
If Hillary steals this election they're never going to leave me alone until they finally see that I was right when they're getting beheaded by the religion of peace. It'll be the future they chose.
Saw one today showing him down 6
>vermont
>red
Ill believe it when I see it.
LOL
I believe in Kek. I trust in his power.
65/34 to Clinton
Only Remington and Times/Picayune have Trump up, and that's by 2 and 1 respectively
Are you going to vote?
Or more likely: Clinton wins and nothing happens.
We had the same doomsday predictions for Obama, and worse. Twice in a row. Don't you get tired of waiting for the sky to fall?
It's 11:59 PM EST and the Alaska polls are just closing
post yfw Alaska decides the election
My map is the real redpill, famalam
I agree with this guy. I refuse to believe the people working in the background would let either candidate fuck up America.
I just want Trump to win so I can be smug as fuck.
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move in with my father because he sold all his weapons stocks because people thought hillary was going to win
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Yeah. Sorry guys, your civil war isn't going to happen. If Clinton wins Sup Forums will shit itself for a while, /k/ will race to keep all their powder dry and it'll be back to business as usual within a week.
Within a year hipsters will be wearing the MAGA hat ironically, and Trump will be trying to launch his trump.tv network to bilk more money out of the Republican base.
Similarly, if Trump wins I'll drink pretty heavily for a couple days, then go back to work, and we'll try again in four years.
That's life, guys.
>mn red
lol