My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara Croft

> My breasts are not as pointy as the first Lara Croft
She has breasts?!
youtube.com/watch?v=S-bJ9NIubuw

Ser Paddington nice to see you again

why are we tittyshaming her again?

That's why.

why is this a problem?

less to get saggy when older

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This has got to be shopped

breasts are not problem, she can have fakes.
THE FACE IS NOWHERE NEAR LARA!

Jesus

everyone here shit on gal gadot for the same reason when she was casted, everyone on the internet did, now all you faggots masturbate over her

You could have left her face unblocked. Wouldn't have made a difference.

*over her feet

LOOK A THIS DUDE

>get me Natalie Portman!
>she's a crazy feminist now sir
>then get me her uglier Swedish boy counterpart!

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thats like 3 guys

as in they don't point out from her chest ha ha

What.

She's still shit.

Why did HW not cast Emily, ffs who wants to see this 12 year old boy do action scenes.

>now all you faggots masturbate over her

No user we dont

Gal Gadot is too skinny tho

Too old.

that was justice league. noone cares about your stupid videogame movies Sup Forums

>dumb shill uses the posts of other dumb shills to make a non-point

I hope you at least get paid.

>Hollywood homosexuals keep sticking us with sticcs

How do we fix it?

She’s cute but has no curves, she need augmentation.

33 vs 29 REALLY!!! you ageist shitlord

Breastlet washing is NOT OK, user

> What did you say about me in that thread, user?

imagine if she beat you up (sexually)

Hollywood casts plain janes because there is nothing women hate more than a woman that's prettier than her.

She looks like 40.

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she could rub her chest in a small boy's face and it wouldn't be illegal or even untelevisable.

we are in peak weimar republic

the jews are going all out with their degeneracy

>waah waah why can't hollywood put in a stupid bimbo with no acting talent in there so we can jerk off to the movie and objectify women.
I'm glad they cast a sticc for the role, the alt-virgin tears are delicious.

>those babby weights

Women look like men now
...and that's a good thing

why does she look like a druggy? she looks exhausted and tired every time I see her. She strikes me as the type of person that has done unforgivable degenerate sexual favours in order to advance her career.

As with every Hollywood movies im left thinking that they think girls decided what to see and drag their boyfriends along.
Who the hell is going to go watch a flat chested, feminist tomb raider film??

No one. There is nothing in it for men or women.

""""she"""" has wider shoulders and narrower hips than most men

I like thicc. Sorry user.

Dye job > tit job.

gib feminine benis

Yeah cause you need to be a pretty good actor to play some one dimensional character in trashy vidya movie.

Shan't be watching it anyway, Tomb Raider is a dead franchise.

She would have made a great Lara

It took me a couple of seconds to realize that there was an angle on the boat and I thought her shadow was doing something completely different.

shit feet < shit boobs

do you really take pleasure from the suffering of others?

>tfw you have bigger tits than your wife

nope

well, anything is bigger than nothing

One can't help but feel sorry for the Shame actor.

can't wait for this day. fuck faggot-ass needy pet owners

he has a big penis. she must have a teeny-tiny little vag. i guarantee they don't have sex. he's probably a faget. when he submitted to his manager that he should choose vikander as his beard his manager was like "you're pushing it bro"

is she standing on a box? or is that dude legit 5'4''?

why do you think he's so buff?

vagina size has nothing to do with height, just as dicksize has nothing to do with height either

Lara runs around in boots the whole time in the Reboot though.

t. manlet

Oh lord

ahahahhaa

fassbender is a gay tranny fucker

checked

and that's a good thing

Trannies are straight, bro

Wow source?

Fassbender have patrician taste then.

I don't care anymore. Tomb raider completely lost me with PG-13.

Her pelvis seems to be slightly higher than his while she's still shorter so she's either standing on something or she has long ass legs

>What's the matter, SJW's got you pushing too many agendas?

You don't do lat. raises with much weight. DYEL? And women can hardly use anything because they have almost no delts.

He's got some nice calves.

Am I the only one who likes STICC?

This body is so unfortunate.

Under

rated

STICC can be very attractive. I probably wouldn't have casted one in this case, but I prefer STICC to the heifers which are often called THICC around this board.

OHHH NONONONONONONO

Stick works for Gal Gadot because at least her face (notice I said face, not skull) looks pretty enough. Vikander is literally a man with a fig, allegedly.

my first gf was an anorexic model so now I am programmed to like shoah victims

pic related is sticc but she still looks nice and feminine

vikander is an obvious mtf trans

Poor girl looks like she needs a good night's sleep.

Good lord why is casting attractive women a taboo now?

T H I C C
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you only think that's feminine because of the bow and lace on the panties. you fell for the dumbest trick imaginable.

She has the bodytype of a twink.
That's okay if I'm in a fag mood, but I like my women to look like women.

lol check out the fag swagger on this degenerate

AUGMENTATION!!!

Shut up and give me your cock.

ok

Because the point of social justice is to destroy white men, and everything that they hold dear. Even pandering must be destroyed, so it's obvious that the casting for this movie was based on two things:

1. Complete opposite of a sex symbol so no male gaze, but very vague resemblance so they can't say you fucked up the casting because she sorta looks similar but not really
2. Can act (muh oscar) so they can't accuse of hiring a boy for Lara on purpose

what the fuck?!

It's just a video game movie.

I love sticc but I can't get them. Currently just working on getting my gf thin

So, no joke, she really is transexual, right?

Ex Machina was all about 'passing' (while being a psycho who wanted to be able to fuck over some beta nerd and have womanly powers) and she also did the other tranny oscar bait

that pic is stupid. One is a 3d model the other is an edited pic.

t. mentally ill millennial virgin

ah-bloo-bloo

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