"I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, come back with no limbs...

>"I would fight in the front lines of the bloodiest battle the world has ever seen, come back with no limbs, if it guaranteed me an ugly fat chick"

Is he right?

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Advanced was ahead of his time

No, he's just a r9k loser

What's this from? Sounds like a fun clip to watch

Shyboys: IRL, documentary about incels

No. He'd resent her within a day. And he'd be just as jealous as everyone else as he is/was when he said that.

>Fat roastie is so triggered from the other thread that they had to make a new one

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This documentary is boring to get through. They should just edit a version with this guy only.

The quote of a generation

>not wanting to die in a war just to kill communists

He wasn't as pathetic as the 5/10 guy who thought he was some kind of player

5/10 is generous

The pick up artist is the best though

He really was incredibly ugly though, probably one of the ugliest people I have ever seen, so it would not be right to force a woman to date him. Even if she was blind she could still feel how ugly his face is.

someone post how he would want to look

His personality was really great though, really charming and witty, good natured, etc. Just his looks were so ugly, no woman could ever accept him.

>His personality was really great though, really charming and witty, good natured
You're either him or you didn't watch it at all

i don't get it. he's average looking. with standards that low surely he could find someone

are you actually this thick?

It's only about 15 minutes long, you fucking sperg

Thanks, just watched it, was pretty interesting. These guys have deluded themselves into thinking they have low standards, when in reality they don't. That one long haired dude was like "I would do ANYTHING for a fat....white...chick...who stays with me forever" lol

Here's the link. It's on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better

Not asking this to be insulting, just genuinely curious, do you have Asperger's or anything like that? Again, not trying to insult you at all, just I was laying the irony on pretty thick in my post and I've noticed people with Aspberger's are usually the ones who have a hard time detecting that sort of thing.

>average looking
surely you jest

That fucking pick up artist guy AAAAAHHHH

i've become numb to sarcasm and terrible opinions since this board is so retarded sometimes

sorry

Jesus Christ

He could easily get a fat/ugly chick, he just doesn't try because it's more enjoyable for him to imagine females are just all against him for no reason. Better to feel like you are just a victim than it is to settle for a fatty.

>if it guaranteed me an ugly fat chick

you want to fight in the apocalypse for this?

fucking lying faggot pussy

yep. basically a crippling lack of self-awareness is the main issue. the self-aware ones are just too depressed to give a shit and try.

by the way they dress you might think this is from the 90s

but it's actually made 2011

why are ameris so bad at fashion?

With some form of healthy confidence, yes. But he's pretty much caught in a vicious circle of despair; you can tell it's making people avoid him. It doesn't help him that he's turning bitter on top of it now.

he the most bitter person i've ever seen

I think it's mainly the quality of the camera that makes it look old.

nigga you can get a fat girl with a pretty face with minimal effort

just beware of the clingyness

>tfw he genuinely could've got a girlfriend if he just didn't specifically want blondes and didn't have a fucked up brain disorder that didn't help him get close to women
Goodnight sweet prince

long haired dude should lose 40lbs and become a trap

That rat faced pick-up guy is freaking hillarious. Holy shit.

You guys do know that Patrice O'Neil had plenty of girls, and his last girlfriend was hot as fuck?

And Patrice was a fat, diabetic and unattractive black guy.

Take a hint, losers.

im not funny or quick witted like patrice though

dude heres all his secrets. This funny too. Will change your life

youtube.com/watch?v=0hAmCjqVkFg

When he unironically played Enya I lost it

>These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better
*tips divacup*
yaaaas queeeeeen!

This will attempt to make me gay, won't it?

Practice! Hone your humour and banter skills online if you're too afraid to try it in person with your friends or are afraid of embarrassment.

>people who talk slow aren't intelligent
honestly, what the fuck was his problem?

if by gay you mean happy getting bitches than ya

ASP RAIDER HERE!
ALL THESE LOSER INCELS. NEED TO TAKE A GOOOOOOD LONG HARD LOOK AT PIC RELATED. STOP BEING STOO PED!!

>implying the near irrational level of hatred on women in some of the posts on here isn't like Advanced
Fuck right off, you homo

Patrice had fame and money and gave out free drugs like a third world clinic.

lack of self-awareness
narcissim caused by insecurity
bitter post-hoc rationalizations

>irrational
I say this as a non-virgin. There's nothing irrational about it.

cringe

>helped me understand the people posting on here much better
This is how you cope from getting BTFO all the time LMAO

I say this as a non-virgin. You either haven't spent much time here or you need to get help when you actually believe this

He earned his fame and money.

being that bitter toward women as whole just because there are serious issues where society treats men as expendable or not important (parental rights, child support, divorce courts, etc) is irrational as fuck.

>narcissim caused by insecurity
You don't know the definition of the word and you can't even spell it right.

Are you a retarded?

>you will never be a woman, going round just making documentaries on weird fuckin virgins for fun

I can literally imagine these guys post here, damn son

That bizarre combo of enormous ego with total lack of confidence. All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity. Exactly the opposite of what women are attracted to. He could look like brad Pitt and women would still be disgusted by him, with good reason.

lol is this that "get this nigga some fresh j's" guy?

>That bizarre combo of enormous ego with total lack of confidence. All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity.
Well put.

>flip phone
problem number one there

>whoa he made a spelling mistake that invalidates his point

plenty of insecure people are narcissistic as a defense mechanism. there isn't just one explanation for something in mental health most of the time

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0092656611001401

Change one letter to O and the title will make more sense

this guy seems pretty chill t b h

less obnoxious than the others, just real timid

I hate NYC.

I bet none of these guys ever ate any, but you get a 4/10 for effort

Aren't Incels more related to being right wing

Soyboys are pathetic but they aren't exactly the same.
Not that the concepts are mutually exclusive but the people in this documentary are like MRA/alt right supports the likes of which you could find in our own backyard

I fucking love how clever the editing is for documentaries like this

>These guys and especially the guy in OP's pic helped me understand the people posting on here much better
lmao how mad do you have to be to watch some literally who video over an hour long to deal with the fact you make dumb anonymous arguments and you miss Reddit downvoting?

Logic and deduction aren't your biggest skills you retard, am I right? You can go fuck right off

I've just spend a day fixin my uncles cellphone and notebook, it was full of his dick picks and tranny porn search engines
I'm just so miserable, i don't know, I just think i'm not good enough to any girl, my life is so shit, but not shit enouh to poverty levels, it is just so bland and boring, who would want to hang out with me?
I just feel i'm in the most awkward spot, I just don't know what to do and I have no one to ask for help

Quality aspergers with a side of humanity while most of the others are quality aspergers with heavy dose of autism.

This may be one of the worst places to look for help too, but I'll try to be nice and helpful. Is there something you genuinely enjoy? An interest/occupation you feel at home with and which you really really like?
Then start from there.

there really isn't anything wrong with any of these guys' appearances. obviously none of them have gosling/brad pitt level looks but most guys don't and they still don't have any trouble getting girls, even really hot girls. incels always blame their looks, but i doubt their looks are the problem in most cases. i suspect most of these guys have never even actually tried to ask a girl out.

the blonde guy looks perfectly normal if somewhat nerdy and would have no problem getting a girl if he improved his social skills, gained some self-confidence, etc.

the pua guy's main issue is that he's trying way too hard to be something he's clearly not. it should be self-evident that it's absurd to be a virgin and call yourself a "pickup artist". even pua's talk about how there should be a level of congruity between who you are and how you present yourself. but there's nothing wrong with his appearance. he just needs to dress better and work on his self-confidence issues like all these guys.

advanced is the biggest weirdo of the group, but he's not ugly and doesn't need plastic surgery (that digital "after" photo he made up makes him look like one of the monsters from that stephen king cat movie). he's funny and has a good sense about himself. if he just worked on his issues (which are mostly mental), he would be fine.

>This may be one of the worst places to look for help
So much this. Nigger, are you trying to lose at life or something? Even Sup Forums is a better place to ask for advice; this board is the fucking bottom of the barrel in case you haven't noticed yet

>he's not ugly
Are you blind?

>he would fight in the ugliest war just to get a girlfriend
>but he wouldn't go to the gym to accomplish the same thing
LMAO

Yeah I remember seeing this a while ago and wondered what happened to him, did he ever get a gf, he seemed like husband material for a plain but nice nerd girl.

he's odd looking but that's not the same as ugly. there are odd looking guys who are handsome, and there odd looking guys who are ugly. he's an odd looking guy who's basically average looking.

either way, there are legitimately ugly dudes who no one would argue isn't ugly who get laid, a lot. the issue these guys have isn't their looks. blaming on their looks or female hypergamy or whatever is a coping mechanism they've developed to avoid taking responsibility for their lives.

>tfw you watched this entire thing, this ENTIRE THING, and you still have no idea what a shy boy is
What a useless fucking waste of time

literally nothing was explained except that ugly people are retarded

...

Sup Forums kino right here

>His personality was really great
what the fuck? His personality is disgusting.

how fucking new are you ?

I want all newfags to leave NOW

> All the worst aspects of arrogance and timidity
How does one solve this? Actually how does one gets aware you have it?

Why doesn't a guy like this just go see a whore? Holy shit.

not either of you but I don't even know what a narcissist person even is

explain

Shy boy is just someone who can't put the car in drive. An incel can't figure out what a car is.

It doesn't count.

HAHAHAHAHA

LOOKS LIKE I NAILED IT

Go look it up for yourself, you dumb fuck

>tfw recognize by the thumbnail alone

youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0

What the fuck is your problem, you nigger?

Be straight for once in your life and say it like a man. What do you want?

no, tell me

I bet none of you know either and you just enjoy using big boy words for no reason

What the fuck are you talking about? The guy's a virgin and is putting an experience he knows nothing about on a pedestal. At least he'd have intimate physical relations with someone from the opposite sex.