How would you react in this situation?

How would you react in this situation?

Godzilla?

Too small to be godzilla

Pop a boner.

Things would turn awkward very quick.

Aroused

probably lots of flailing and screaming

This

"yOU wERE sUPPOSED tO hAVE tITS!"

Offer him pants, not the ones i am wearing you pervs.

when in doubt, whip it out

rough that little nigga up I'm not gonna die in a bathroom stall

I would have tried to fuck the lizard.

I'd help as much as possible in order to hopefully get a chance to tap Sally Pride's sweet (but scrawny. Seriously, a lioness should be packing WAY more muscle than THAT) ass.

Correct.

is it a yoshi?

That was my first thought as well. This Yoshi specifically.

It's weird seeing that Yoshi as green.

He's from IDW's TMNT.

1. didn't know that (thanks for the info!)
2. playing along/making a joke.

It's Mondo Gecko.

Curse the Liberal pussies who voted against further Sentinel funding with my last breath as I die at the hangs of yet another out of control mugga that society says deserves "love and understanding" instead of being registered and put in a camp.

HA HA