FRESH HAPPENING IN SOUTH KOREA

FRESH HAPPENING IN SOUTH KOREA

South Korea is falling apart
>Female leader is SocJus dictator
>has shadow gov of 8 female "goddesses"
>imprisons male politicians on fake charges
>bans porn, restricts video game use simmilar to alcohol and tobacco, creates ministry of gender equality
>requires app on all phones that allows gov to monitor and access
>waved as tinfoil conspiracy for years
>whistleblower comes forth with evidence of this and more
>leader makes public statement confirming everything
>manhunt to track down members of the 8 goddesses
>likely move for impeachment, government trust is in the single digits.

This is the future if you don't elect Hillary Diane Rodham "The Heeler" Clinton.

Any SK bros on to tell us more, are you afraid fro the future SK?
>A fucking leaf

wtf I hate south korea now

This is what a Putin puppet like Donald Trump would actually do to America

We can't let this happen again.

Hey. Look on the bright side. If one of the Goddesses is put into a nice comfy room with luxurious food drink and game. They can be the Seven Deadly Goddesses.

Sup Forums is also banned in South Korea.

This bitch of a SocJus president in South Korea makes Justin Trudeau and Merkel look like libertarian nationalists.

kys ctr

You'd rather have a puppet for President Of The United States? Putin has a clear favorite in this race.

God damn leafy ctr

There are always Worst Korea flags on this board, where the fuck are they all?

Just to be clear, Sup Forums isn't really banned in Korea. I don't know who told you that but I can access it just fine without proxies (though sometimes it gets blocked about 5 minutes and gets unblocked again, dunno what that's about)

Also porn is easily available through widely accessible file sharing sites that charge you very, very cheap fees to download porn. And if your really want free online porn, proxies and torrents are fully available and very rarely punished (if at all).

Dead. They're dead.

Oh shut your fucking face you delusional faggot
It's not even funny, it was never funny and I am certain it is never going to become funny.

Putin hasn't banned Sup Forums in Russia and is literally a dictator

Hello Goddess Chun Li.

paying for porn?
you don't know what freedom is, you might as well submit to Kim's rule up north

Gotta admit I resorted to tumblr for porn when I was in SK

Tell me more, oh wise one, enlighten my unworthy presence with the knowledge of your state news, please sir.

What's going on over there? Is all of this stuff for real?

Do we need to come over there again and straighten this out?

Yeah, no one pays for porn here either. That's why everyone and their mother torrents it. I personally prefer using proxies or just fapping to hentai (most hentai/anime websites aren't banned)

>if you do
FTFY

You may have Samurai Swords but Korea has Women's Intuition and Psychic Mind Reading Body Blasting.

North Korea will soon control the South

COMMUNISM WILL WIN. FUCK LIBERALS

No fuck you
Go away you dirty red circle nip-monkey

Should Canada be afraid?

>now

yes, make korea japan again

>Clinton
>Not a puppet

Who is George Soros?

It's time. Get the Ladies back together. It's time for divine intervention. We will use Pyrokinesis to burn down all Yellow Men.

This is why Hillary cant win.
Imagine if this shit started happening here.

When did SK ban porn? First time I went to Seoul in 2001 the streets were littered with leaflets advertising hostess clubs that featured porn on them. Is that the reason they banned it?

South Korea is a miserable shithole.

You can't, read your fucking constitution

Military adventurism is not really our forte. Best to stay out of it. Eat noodles. Look inward. Focus on craft.

You are so ignorant it's painful.

oh look

That constitution will change once Trump gets in power. Japan is already building up their army.
Are you still salty over how the Japanese fucked Russia two centuries ago?

A hero.

Anime is now real. Best timeline ever.

>Putin has a clear favorite in this race.

>Putin likes the one candidate that doesnt want to shoot his planes down for no fucking reason

Well gee faggot, I wonder why?

This is not happening fuck you idiot.

It would rather be "Make Japan America's bitch again", if you consider the consequences

Can confirm accessing porn is obnoxious here, but its quite easy to do.

Friendly reminder that you are cancer if you take LARPers serious.

ayo hol up
why is ur boner a dog

so how do I enroll in this korean prison school

I'm not salty, we have the Kurils

Leave your basement once in a while. That's not healthy.

could it be possible that north korea is actually based?

>That flag

...nevermind

Belgium
>Not even a country

...

>Sup Forums isn't really banned in Korea.

You assholes better ditch that bitch and install a liberty-based government. I'll only support throwing my tax dollars into helping you our monetarily, militarily, and with other aid if you do that.

You mean the one we're literally about to change?

>>has shadow gov of 8 female "goddesses"
Sounds hot desu.
Doujins when?

...

>vote for a womam as president while your Northern brothers are totalitarian conservative hardcore socialist that want to dominate you for centuries
Is the population really this naive and dumb ?

Not even an argument

Where and when will Putin send his troops to?

Mexico, tell me that what rumors I've heard about female SJW's trying to grab hold of your government are false. That is the case, right?

If it is, you better hurry and let the cartels take over. You'd get a better deal with them at the helm.

what the fuck is going on with the world. i feel like we crossed into a new timeline this year. Donald Trump is making anime real.

>hurry and let the cartels take over
they already have user

Pretty original post for a 13-year-old

>>whistleblower comes forth with evidence of this and more
>>leader makes public statement confirming everything
These have literally not been seen or proven anywhere. Why do people eat this shit up?

Our next president in 2018 will most likely be female. Help us.

Nice source you got going on there. I would like to thank you for correcting the record with this wonderful slide thread.

I want to like Abe. I really do.

But hes such a fucking dumbass when it comes to money.

Dude, Trudeau is light-years better than Hillary. You have no idea.

I will be moving north if Hillary gets elected. You are just going to have to deal with another right winger who fights to restore your liberties.

You bringing it back?

Because it was supposed to be a secret?

im sorry are you head of a zaibatsu group staffed completely with ara aras?

>Help us.

If you like liberty and make a run for the border, I will tolerate your presence here. You will have to vote right-wing, though.

Are you willing?

>paying for porn

yes.

fight to restore liberties while you run from your own home

no fuck you trump will win you cuck

do a hacking into the gate Trump montage

Fuck the whole of North America could be run by women.

I was just thinking about how Park wasn't so bad compared to Merkel, Dilmo and CFK. Women really are unfit for politics.

:^)

>mfw Juncker is still mad about getting barraged
>captcha: select the waffles

> Justin "if he tries to rape you and you stop him, he wins" Trudeau

>fight to restore liberties while you run from your own home

You sound like the engineer on board the Titanic who was the last to give up hope of saving her.

>We can plug the holes! Really!

>S-see! I have this chewing gum!

No.

>makes public statement
So where is it?

Something enormous is about to happen. Something that will end the world as we know it.

If someone holds a gun on your head and forces you to eat one turd, that is bad. However, it is worse to be forced to eat twenty turds.

I'd rather eat just the one, thanks.

Low energy banter. You should be ashamed

I live in a state that borders AZ and can go in and out of USA (with a tourist visa) any time I want until 2019.

Being there isn't a problem. Getting a job and legal residence is.

Pic is highly relevant.

Her name sounds so grand tho.

What if we took it too far? In our joy of discovering what we could do with memes we never asked whether or not we should do it. If a timetraveler had predicted 2016 to me even a year ago I would have laughed it off as utter madness. Now the future has become so bright that we don't even need eyes to see it.

>legal

That hasn't stopped you guys before.

We haven't taken it far enough.
Until memes warp reality and humans become beings of surreal form who communicate entirely through memes we haven't taken it far enough.

So that explains why Koreans have been jailed for playing Teaching feelings.
Women truly are the worst rulers on earth, just after niggers

google choi sun sil you dumb fucking faggot

I've seen immigrants come and go throughout my life here. I wouldn't want to be worried about getting deported every day, even if I fully assimilate.

You are so old you probably cum dust.

i mean mexico is pretty much clintons anal slave, she even helped us get this energetic reform that is fucking us pretty good after having the government claim it would be awesome for us.
another reason to support trump, an honest leader in america would do wonders to the shitholes downstairs

John will stop those idiots at C.E.R.N.. They're fired.