Be an Australian billionaire who marries Mariah Carey

>be an Australian billionaire who marries Mariah Carey
>get cucked by a backup dancer
>forced to pay millions in alimony to a cheating whore

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They didn't get married, but he probably lost a ten million dollar engagement ring.

is this Sup Forumsitics board or /gos/sip board?

sage

>implying she didnt dump him because he lost $500 million

That dummy was never anything but an ATM to her.

>marrying a woman who is that old
>marrying a non-White woman
>marrying a woman who is famous for essentially being a whore who sells her body
He's just he didn't go all the way. He should just snag some 18 year old virgin and call it a day.

>be a billionaire
>get engaged to a used up mud shark

>fiance
>alimony
This doesn't make sense to me, but it's probably true.

actually engagement rings are considered a contract in the eyes of the law - no marriage no ring

all other gifts you can't get back, but you can specifically get a wedding ring back

How is the application of divorce law not a political subject?

there is no divorce law in this case because they were not married

sage

I have no idea, I thought she was married Nick Cannon, I was just going with OP's premise.

She is a coal burner too.

we have common law marriages, if you stay in a relationship with someone for a given time you are legally required to pay alimony

Isn't like black already? Doesn't that kind of invalidate that issue?

Oil derrick can lose every cent to his name, and I still wouldn't give a shit.

>mud shark
well, she's a mulatto, so

Eminem was right.
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No we don't you spastic, America does.

He's banged the hottest babes Oz has to offer over the last 20-30 years.

She was a downgrade imo. Maybe he got temporary SJW disease.

Everyone bitching about his taste in women. You need to understand that she probably was the girl that he had on his wall as a kid, that unobtainable dream force fed by hundreds of hours of MTV. For me it was Britney....17yr old Britney. If she hadn't fallen apart like she did and i had the opportunity I would have to give it a go. Memberries or some shit.

Billionaire...BILLIONAIRE.. if he wanted he could hire a hitmen that kills and even takes the fall.

No, that doesn't invalidate that issue. I didn't even realize she was part black, but that doesn't change getting married to a coal burner. She could pass for mestizo (and a light one at that).

10 million roobux deposited on your account if you murder suicide her and yourself...now lets ave a barbeh!

You think Packer's dumb enough to marry another lass? Cunt's already lost enough money enough times

Wtf, I hate Mariah now

yes we do you fucking retard, defacto marriage exists in australia

>Be an Australian billionaire
>Get to fuck Mariah Carey for a bit
>Have to pay out like 10 million which is nothing to you
>Hot new gf guaranteed

Y-yeah c-chucked r right guys?

This.

You don't need to marry some wealthy but old pop star when you already have all the money in the world. You can literally do what ever the fuck you want.

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>fiance
>alimony

Wasn't long enough for that.

Its the principle that matters, paying millions to sticj your dick in a dried up cunt is robbery.

>chucked
Who?

good fuck him. daddy money faggot

>temporary prostitute which is 7/10 at best for 10m

lmao

James Packer pls, start helping Trump instead of getting cucked by a nobody dancer.

>the grandfather builds the empire.
>the father consolidates it
>the son demolishes it

James Packer is the son.