Classic trek general, hitl- i mean janeway did nothing wrong edition

Classic trek general, hitl- i mean janeway did nothing wrong edition

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

Friendly reminder that evil possessed Kes did nothing wrong and was adorable

and that evil was called cocaine

So youre telling me you believe in the founders? You know, like, all that shits made up right? Like, I read all about it.

Damar, pull up that article on the founders and smoking liquid white. How does a guy like you, a person whose studied the founders all their life, like, not come to the same conclusion as me after I read one book?

Fun idea:
>film begins on contemporary earth
>small alien spacecraft crashes
>occupants captured by government
>big alien spacecraft arrives
>btfo's token military resistance
>demands return of crew
>destroys a small city just to accentuate the point
>crew is returned
>alien captain then orders surrender of all human children
>oh hell no
>aliens destroy two more cities to drive their point home
>some people begin surrendering their children
>eventually all surrendered children are returned
>they are all happy and healthy and totally reprogrammed to completely subvert contemporary culture with an entirely new societal structure
>at the end it's revealed that the aliens are actually the crew of voyager and their captain is janeway who literally did nothing wrong in her own twisted mind as she had to fast-track this planet to the point where her ship can utilize the developing industrial base to get home

best girl

how deep are the female ocampa's sexual organs?

Which /trek/ books are worth reading, including other /lit/ like graphic novels? I've read a 'Stitch in Time' and 'The Sky’s the Limit'.

Would like to know this as well. I picked up ST Voy homecoming as my first trek book and it was fucking garbage. It wasn't consistent with the show and the writer made everyone feel like overly emotional school girls. It felt like fan fic written by a 45 year old spinster with 30 cats.

How was Stitch in Time? Garak was 10/10 character on the show.

8.5/10 it's written as a combination of letters to Bashir and journal entries
you can skim it here:
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Name one other captain that added terrorists to their crew and then got impregnated by one of them and subsequently abandoning their offspring on a far away planet they'd never have to deal with again in their lifetime.

>terrorists
They were practically Boy Scouts a few episodes in. The writers had such an exciting trek premise and shit the bed.

just watched 'Unexpected'

>those nipples

Unironically the best VOY episode

>the founders don't exist
Hello Bajor!

Watching DS9 The Die is Cast and had a question. Can a cloaked ship not pass through the wormhole? Why did the Cardasian and Romulan fleet decloak prior to entering the wormhole? Was it just a show of force? The fleet was already compromised but they didn't know that.

I'm watching TOS for the first time,first Trek show I've ever seen, and man I'm having a fucking blast.
>it's a natives learn to fuck from watching Chekov episode
>it's a Uhura gets hit by a retard beam and they never really fix it, just reteach her to read at an elementary school level episode
>its an Evil Spock ends up being the most based character in the show episode
>its an everyone has to fight whatever they were just thinking about then they all wander off to fuck virtual girls on shore leave episode
>its a Spock gets galactically cuckolded by his bitch of a wife episode
>the constant racial slurs being thrown Spock's way in between lectures on morality
And of course the Starfleet girls are top fucking tier always. God damn I'm loving this show. Which of the movies are worthwhile? I've only seen Wrath of Khan.

So why was Tuvok only a Lutenennt after 20 years in Starfleet

In season 4 it's a plot point that cloaked ships can pass through the wormhole. They were showing off.

Why doesn't she just do cons and make money instead of being a crazy bitch flashing her vagina to kids? God I hate to think what she's doing right now, probably getting fucked in the ass for a bump of coke

She could be going to cons to make good money AND getting fucked in the ass for a bump of coke (from trekkies)

Starfleet is prejudiced against Vulcans.

Vulcans can't handle human craziness.
Just reread the vulcan pasta about humans and developing insane technology.

Only reason T'pol did so well is because she's half rommie, which basically makes her like elder version of a human.

So did this women get to feel all of Riker's GIRTH forcefully or was she lying?

The resolution for this always pissed me off. He obviously rigged the holodeck somehow.

Just watched course: oblivion for the first time
That may have been one of if not the most poorly thought out stories ive ever seen, literally just a giant jumble of plot holes

None if one complains about STD not being canon.

Do you have a link to said pasta, I'm a bit hungry now.

>Data’s eyes

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Why does the ending if ds9 suck so much?

Friendly update, she recently tried killing herself via DUI swerving and yelled it repeatedly to cops.

Fear for this woman's life; want to save, etc.

It's still the 2nd-best ending in Star Trek history.

>you will never be kidnapped by the obsidian order and be transformed into a cardi(fertile)

BASED
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The truth does not fear investigation.

Would it be possible that the writers made Enterprise a holodeck simulation to fix the canon?
Or mayhaps it was a big fuck you to the watchers because of all the whining?
Or all of the above?

At what part did Enterprise fuck up the canon?

That ending was so fucking bad holy shit.

If no canon was harmed during the making of the series, that leaves us with the second alternative.

Was pretty ballsy to show the jews as being in the wrong for once.

I think you're making up the suicidal thing, but she isn't allowed to drive anymore.

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>‘Voyager’s’ Kes barred from driving

>Monday, February 19, 2018 at 10:56 am

>Former “Star Trek: Voyager” actress Jennifer Lien’s recent run-in with police resulted in guilty pleas last week. In December she was charged with DUI and simple assault.

>According to the warrant, Roane County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Wes Stooksbury spotted Lien driving erratically on Hwy. 70 in a gold Buick.

>“I did detect an odor on her person believed to be associated with an alcoholic beverage,” the warrant said. “I asked again if she had been drinking and she stated she was drunk.”

At least she was honest.

snek is not for sexual

>I think you're making up the suicidal thing

Why would I make it up? What about her life right now says that WOULDN'T be a possible thing for her to want?

>“We placed her into the back of my patrol car and put her seat belt on,” the warrant said. “She continued to spit in the back of my patrol car while in transport. She was taken to the Roane County Detention Facility. She repeatedly asked to be killed.”

>roanecounty.com/content/deputy-‘voyager’-star-spat-him

Jesus Christ, Voyager.

this is what happens when a pedophile space hobbit takes advantage of you.

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>see this? never seen a meme more forced in me life
>and you don't see Tilly yet but he'll spam that fat warthog any time now

>Doc realizes finding out the true history was a mistake that causes a renewed race war.
>Resolution offscreen.
hmm

Open door see this wat do?

State the nature of the medical emergency.

Vent some plasma through the rear deflector array, reverse the polarity, and eject the warp core.

It's certainly one of my favourites.
I honestly don't know how they got away with it.

>Computer, increase smug factor by 1200%
>amplify vocal cord volume by 300%
>display neverending list of new achievements that doctor has completed and begin prog-
>wait a minute.. override safety protocols, authorization Neelix 1-1-5-Alpha
>begin program

you forgot to hail them and activate yellow alert

>it's a Worf wrecks Weyoun episode
>it's a Dukat minus neck ridges episode
>it's a Kai Winn has a vision episode

I liked the beginning of the end of Voyager but not the end of the end.

You arrive on the most efficient state in the galaxy.

Gold Buick..... Good to see those Paramount/UPN royalties are really paying well enough for a clapped out Le Sabre.

Just wait, it'll turn out Mulgrew is actually driving that old station wagon from the weird ancestor flash back episode.

If they are so good, why did they lose to Bajorians?

Haha oh my God that's great.

Anyone else try to spot Morne in every episode? I believe he's in the background of all but two.

Seems pretty obvious the federation was helping them probably through the Maquis and false flags.

A proxy war... them Feds ain't what they used to be.

The Maquis didn't exist yet, Cardie scum. You lost fair and square.

worf is so mean

It reminds me of something.

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why the fuck wouldn't worf shutup about boday?
can a man be anymore jealous of another?

>rebranding /trek/ to classio trek
die std shill

Grab yourself a copy of Star Trek: Invasion! if you can. It was a series of four novels set over all the extant series at that time, about the growing threat of invasion from a highly advanced alien race.

a species that comes to maturity in less than 3 years and lives for 9 can't be seen as a child, they are full fledged adults. Say there's an alien that matures in 30 years, and lives for 200, are you a child?

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that's how you know it's gonna be a good episode

>3 years
That's nice, but in season 1 she was only 1 year old.

Even when you try to defend the pedophilia, it's worse than you imagined.

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"Between the ages of four and five, female Ocampa entered the elogium, the time of sexual maturation. During the elogium, a mitral sac formed on the back of the female."

This happened to Kes in season two, and it was clearly said by her it was premature. No matter how you spin it, Neelix dated a prepubescent ocampa.

I always wondered about the opposite of this. Like, would an 18 year old Asari look like a little girl and would I go to space jail if I let her join with me?

name the episode

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Playing God

any more?

Se1e19

How long do Talaxians live, anyway?

I think that's the only one.

It's always like this in Star Trek, sexuality handled in the creepiest possible way, and then somehow turning it up to eleven.

:(

>IM SUSPENDING THE PRIME DIRECTIVE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS MISSION

>STARFLEET DIDNT KNOW WE’D BE IN THE DELTA QUADRANT

>WE CANT GIVE THE KAZON REPLICATORS EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD HAVE SOLVED MOST OF OUR PROBLEMS IN THE FIRST TWO SEASONS

Too long.

right from the off the character looks, acts, and takes on responsibilities of an adult in the show

would a full aged clone with your memories be a child?

Based

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Fair enough.

"Your honor, when I fucked this child, she LOOKED like an adult, so that makes it okay."

the khazon are brutish beasts, with that technology they would despoil all regions surrounding theirs

Those assholes wanted water and stole neelixes slave girl. Fuck em.

Indeed.
And we're really blurring sexual maturity, as in the ability to procreate, with emotional maturity, which she clearly has when introduced. I always assumed, given their short lifespans but technical prowess, that they have a photographic memory, if not outright genetic memory, and develop mentally much more quickly.

it's literally an alien species, you're being ridiculous, the ocampa are basically humanoid mice

There’s almost no chance they’ll ever be back in the delta quadrant though so how would it affect them

t.pedo

get the fuck to b retard