Customize your joi

Customize your joi

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morgan freeman

>proprietary waifu
>ever
And reminder that such technology is literally fanfiction-tier and can never exist, not now nor in the future. You cannot project some kind of light-energy into arbitrary space from a tiny gadget in your coat pocket. As such, it just bogs down the film with sci-fi gimmickry that the average moviegoer expects nowadays, at the expense of artistic integrity. Villeneueve is a hack.

Dieter Nuhr

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>creating something that can mimic human movement and behavior is impossible

>I've never seen 2pac

Thick busty loli who likes to switch pls.

5'7''
brunette
hazel eyes
huge ass
small tits
11'' cock
big feet
latina

make her look like this

also yandere personality pls

This was five years ago too....

Giantess barefoot Cate Blanchett with black hair

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How does the hologram project through clothes, cars, and other material and in any direction? Nevermind that it can somehow stop raindrops - the energy required to do so would be immense, more so than a tiny gadget like that could offer. And battery technology is the one thing that is stagnated for decades, so it's just physics in that regard.
No, Villeneueve simple shouldn't have included any such gimmickry. It's cheap and undeveloped, simply shitting out a concept without backing it it up with the how, and what you expect in a Hollywood flick or capeshit movie. But he made the film from the get-go with the capeshit demographic in mind.

>skin tone: pale
>is darker than Ana de Armas

my aunt

Amazon(mini-gts) milk truck

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Brainlet it's projecting around the object not over it. The AI simulated the rain hitting her once it adjusted to the outside settings. The rain was still passing right through her.

My god you are dumb.

The projection he had in his house was pretty believable. The only thing we lack to do some of those, is a voice syntethizer that doesn't sound robotic.

>nevermind that it can somehow stop raindrops

It can't, really. The program just assimilated that she was in the rain, and put raindrops in her hand as a part of the projection. That was not something hard to figure out.

Also, you are actually obssessing too much about an unapologetic plot device. The little projector is nothing but an excuse to why Joi would be acompanying the main character to all these places, and the movie don't be just "Goose autistically looking nowhere and probably thinking deep stuff". When you write a character that doesn't talk much, you also need to make an conterpart that is there to serve as the bridge between this character and the public.

By what mechanism could the device detect raindrops? I don't care what the explanation is when it's physically impossible.

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>Hologram 2pac was in 2013
>Nothing about holograms has been released like that since then
Why, Sup Forums?

>projected through clothing from a device in your pocket
this was done on stage with mirrors

It wasn't an hologram, but a XIX century magician's trick with mirrors, using a CGI made footage.

This. How the fuck do holograms see?

I wouldn’t like Joi unless I had some sort of body pillow she could project over. Now that would be the shit.

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>little bit of freckles
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>redpilled on Jews and degeneracy
>Stay at home mother

>NECK: LEWD

>you are actually obssessing too much about an unapologetic plot device
I am, but so what? It bothers me. I actually had to turn off the film when the portable Joi came along just to calm down my anger.
I am more of an arthouse guy, and I would have approached with more subtlety: instead of cliche underdeveloped scifi-gimmickery, I would have written it so it's some kind of implant that communicates directly with the brain. So "Joi" as a character would first be introduced as K schizophrenically muttering to himself, and only later on would the viewer be able to realize that K wasn't crazy. Or it would be depicted as an internal monologue describing K's thought process, with Joi interrupting, which would initially give the impression of split-personality disorder, only to be revealed to be a Joi-implant. This would be much smarter, and since no actual in-person Joi would be depicted, it would curb the rampant waifufaggotry present in the current 2049 fanbase.

Come on, ambient weather stations aren't something out of this world. Many people use those on automated houses to automatically close the windows when a rain starts.

ambientweather.com/

How do you make these?

>so jaded he doesn't even realize how cliche this is

>being able to detect rain
>is the same as being able to detect each raindrop
>is the same being able to somehow project some kind of energy that can envelope the physical raindrops, the air, etc itself
Does hologram displace air molecules? How? It makes no sense

This would drastically switch the movie focus, user. I admit that is pretty clever and it would make an actually interesting sci-fi movie, but to shoehorn this on BR2049 would only completely break it. BladeRunner is about what means to be human, and not about mental disorders.

That's why I used the plot-device term. Instead of derivating so much only to explain a little concept or explain how a gimmick works, the movie only lay down this and moves forward. Sometimes this is necessary to actually go trough the message the movie was meant to give.

>tfw if joi actually existed you could use it as a personal assistant and make your life easier
>it doesn't exist

Bright blonde hair, short. Bob cut.
Slim figure, small breasts. Height: 5' 6''.
Bright blue eyes. Fair complexion.

She's an artist and loves experiencing new things. She's a dreamer and would tell me all about her imaginations over a cup of java. She would do all the talking between us, I would just listen.

Name one film. Keep in mind it wouldn't be made blatant. Luv would maybe comment on "our product" once, but otherwise the narrative wouldn't mention Joi at all. I can already see threads being made on Sup Forums that ask "Who was K talking to?" The audience would maybe think that replicants can just do that, talk with different personality in their brain. Sometimes I wonder why I'm not a screenwriter

I don't even....are you this retarded?

It checks the weather settings then just simulates rain drops hitting her and her being wet. It's not rocket science. The rain is actually going right through her. She isn't there.

Emma Stone foot JOI

Still, how does a hologram react like it's using its own eyes?

The autism in this post is something else

He's making good points, retard.

I'm pretty sure you see each raindrop hit her, whether simulated or not. That is each physical raindrop is shown hitting her skin.

It is obviously a part of the program. If you make an anime waifu hologram who had gimmicks to see your health and trought that data acknowledges that you have a fever, how would you make then say that to you?

>Option 1 - In a frozen stance say: "goshujin-sama, your body temperature is above the healthy levels"
>Option 2 - Bends over at you in a position you can see her titties, pretends to put her hand in your forehead, and say "goshujin-sama, I think you got a fever! Someone will need to stay in his bed aaaallll day and be well taken care off!"

The same can be said about the rain behaviour. Why just alternate the normal textures to wet ones, when she can also alternate the animations, and dance in the rain?

A bit of ass worship, asmr and dildo sucking and CEI

You didn't understand my question.

>a hologram
>birthing your children and doing your housework
You might have to sign up for extra gadgets, user.

We reached the point where this shit is making me laugh now.

bigthink.com/news/scientists-create-new-form-of-light-that-might-just-see-quantum-computing-become-a-reality

You're actually wrong. Photons can now be made to interact with each other.

How a videogame character reacts like it's using his own eyes? He is just programed to stare at something and make facial expressions that suits the moment. In Joi's case, the program probably tell her to point the pupils at her owner when talk to him, or look at the enviroment when saying something that isn't personal.

She is like a VR game NPC: THey know where your head is, so they look at your face and you have the impression they are looking at you. When they want to point at something they point their eyes at the object, and so it goes. The more advanced the tecnology the more natural you can make then react.

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You know this is the only correct answer.

I would stop the car on her side and ask how much just for the lulz.

thats gay
i'd have mine recite jerk off instructions like the inventor intended

I will kill whoever made this

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I'd give less than a fuck about it being a hologram, it'd be realer than anything I could ever get

Why? It's perfect.

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

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is there a template to make these jois??

Enjoy

ty!! do you remember what font you used?

No, sorry man. I'm sure you'll be able to find it once you get on photoshop.

thanks ne way

I absolutely do, and it's not hard to understand.

np

I would customize it as the most perfect girl to ever exist, Katya.

Why did all the jois look like ana de armas? Surely they had the technology for more than one girl? Unless that was only the default meaning K used default like a pleb. Wouldn't that mean he's walking around seeing other guys with his waifu? Was he a cuck?

>how far would you go to fuck and suck

>last time I went to a prostitute I came real quick so I could pass more time cuddling

Maybe it wasn't the default and the ads that he saw were already tailored to his preferences?

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Nice try Chloe.

I doubt it. The Joi ad appears in many parts of the movie in big boards and screens, and in all of then they have Ana de Armas body.

Most likely they sold virtual waifus with the faces of specific models to milk the public who wants to change, and Joi was the last one launched or more popular at the time. Just like smartphones.

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What the fuck.

>Sneedville

Do I really need to be informed of every shitty meme the internet barfs on a daily basis?

Please, express yourself like a rational human being.

autism

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Yeah that's why

anyone have the webm of raver joi?

This

What does JOI mean?

Jerk Off Instruction

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For me? Chloe Bennet.

Brunette, long hair, large breasts, large ass, Japanese, 35-40 years old. Absolutely max out her height.

>tfw no giant mommy gf

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