"LETS MARKET STAR WARS EPISODE 9 LOOSING A MILLION FANS...

>"LETS MARKET STAR WARS EPISODE 9 LOOSING A MILLION FANS, CALL ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE EPISODE 8 SEXIST AND HOPE GIRLS WHO SIT AT HOME AND SEND NUDE SELFIES GO AND SEE A SCI FI MOVIE"
What did he mean by this?

Ah, yes, hello? Um, where I am it's pretty late. I would appreciate it if you didn't scream so loud...thank you very much!

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Why are you complaining about girls who send nude selfies? Is it because they don't send them to you?

padme/admiral trench should be a thing
inb4 butthurt Anakinfags

SPIDERED

It's another mystery box.

wow that was pretty good

young girls doing that isn't good for anyone.

He did not say this. Who could have said any of this. Why does Sup Forums make things up like this all the time?

He meant Star Wars is dead and the most surprising thing about this the people responsible don't even know it.

Dude are you fucking four? That's his plan, even if he doesn't overtly state it. Add diversity so anyone who doesn't like it is a racist sexist.

>destroy your own franchise
>blame racists/sexists/fans
Is this the future of Hollywood

Especially not you.

dude nudes are okay if she's of age in your state unless you live in canada in which case haha no teen tits for you also blame sexists

episode 9 is the one where they reveal the entire Star Wars franchise is actually a Cloverfield movie, right?

Most normal people don't give a shit about identity politics on either side and will choose to see or not see IX for other reasons. You just have a perpetual victim complex, like the Ess Jay Double (You) boogeyman you so despise.

the ghostbusters (2016) approach to marketing

How about you make a thread about something you enjoy and stop clogging up the catalog with low effort shitposts?

lol daisy being cute
never mind this is a crackship thread now

Will Kathleen get fired when Solo bombs?

>not a single technical job

almonds, activated.

Someone explain how we got this point? Someone tell me how pic related is a fucking thing?

Fire a woman? Preposterous.

Ugh, that franchise is so fucking dead.

Somebody has to fucking get rid of her.

I said this at the inception of the TLJ fiasco and everybody made disparaging comments about my sexuality

What's this mystery box thing anyway? I never get it.

its real

JJ Abrams did a TED talk where he talks about them as his method for making movies.

it's how to get the good weapons in nazi zombies

OH MY GOD.
Fuck off and go back to tumblr. I don't know where you think you are on the internet. There are only TWO GENDERS. Did I offend you? GOOD. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE AND DO NOT COME BACK.

EU writers coming up with their own planets and races of mary sues is nothing new (see Karen Traviss' version of the mandalorians) but jesus christ, this is embarrassing

This ride doesn't stop. Star wars is just.

She's have to be on thin ice now but I still think they'll leave her aboard until IX. It just sends too many bad signals to get rid of the Lucasfilm president before the last of the new films is released. How do you spin that as positive? Whilst it might theoretically be so they can salvage the series before IX sinks its profitability altogether where do they find a new LF president from? Who would step into that job with one film to go, a reducing fanbase off the back of a major flop? It's just a thankless task and you risk damaging your career even being involved. I tend to think they're in too deep and just have to keep going until after IX.

It's worked twice now. That means it's going to keep being used.

She'll fail upward or make a lateral move to a different division.

When he was a kid he was given a present but didnn't know what was in it. He still hasnit and has never opened it because the best thing in the world could be in there.

He uses this logic in the things he makes, make a bunch of mysteries but never explain them.

>worked
it works to destroy franchises though

daisyfag is an sjw who knew

Yes, destroy it with the death n****r or something and never explain shit.

when hollywood stops clogging the release calender with low effort shitposts

b-but daisy is so cute!
would bang despite overt and total vegan sjwness

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I'll take the tumblrinas at this point. Sup Forums is just embarrassing now

I don't know why he wants a bunch of black people. Daisy and Adam are okay though.

It really fucking is for me. I'm done with it. I'm a lifelong fan but it's so fucking dead now it's not even funny. I'm just gonna let these people have it.

The only real reason I could see not to fire her is that these executive-class people never like firing each other because it's a big club of buddies, doubly so in showbiz where everyone always gets along and is having fun always, or at least they better while the cameras are on.

I think the PR would be good. Considering the fan reaction to TLJ, beheading her, Rian and JJ in public would actually be a good move because it would flip a near certainty that ep9 will be shit to uncertainty as to whether it'll be shit; a huge improvement.

I mean, it's coming out next year so I'm sure it's probably too late into production even now to actually change it, but that public execution would still look good.

What a fag.

So long as Solo makes over $1 billion, which it will, Kennedy's job will be fine. And really as long as Episode 9 does decent, she should be fine. I think that $1 billion is the floor for Star Wars movies going forward.

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So did they fire him right away or get him drunk first?

It really is Planet Soy, holy shit

>I mean, it's coming out next year so I'm sure it's probably too late into production even now to actually change it, but that public execution would still look good.
It's literally due to start filming one month after Solo is released. It will be a terrible look.

Fitting that none of the leads are carrying actor or comedian signs.

Solo will cap at 800m if it’s lucky.

this
tumblr is actually pretty based
im voting democrat for life and never looking back now

not possible

don't worry user, I will always make disparaging comments about your sexuality ;)

I really think most people don't understand enough about filmmaking to process that as bad.

Obviously it would be bad for the movie though.

they actually had the nerve to imply I was straight

It is in Hollywood. They will put on a smile, thank her for her wonderful contribution and wish her well as she moves to executive of another department or, like Amy Pascal, is allowed to go and form her own production company with a distribution deal from the studio she left. Hollywood executives don't experience the fallout from their failures.

stay in your general holes

I enjoy tumblr for art, can't read a word without vomiting, and I've always voted democrat because I hate kikes

This is spoilered for a reason. It is an anti-tumblr bomb.

this is a winning strategy for Disney. Keep in mind most their market is teen girls.

Perhaps, but the rabid fanbase which has always been the lifeblood of Star Wars will know exactly how to interpret it. Lose a significant portion of them and the movie doesn't even hit a billion, which for a main story Star Wars film in today's film market would be catastrophic.

TITS OR GTFO

I traded my obsession with Star Wars for Street Fighter.

Aren't those games shit now too? When I was in Japan most of the arcades didn't even have many new Street Fighter machines but they had numerous floors devoted to Street Fighter 3 3rd Strike.

stop it
Star Wars is the new Marvel/Pixar
they still get all the praise in the world from movies made a decade ago

all I have is cock

she can't go any higher at lucasfilm. do you really think Disney would give her another company to ruin? I can see them saying something like her moving on to "exciting new projects" but not specifying what they are.

you have to go back

>stop it
fucking kill yourself kid

here ya go, Aug Dawg's glorious pink tits, enjoy

>jet fuel CAN melt jedis after all

Abrams goes around saying that people who criticize The Last Jedi are merely sexists who are threatened by women who take charge. That comment might be funny if it weren’t such an insult to Star Wars fans. I’d like Abrams to show me people who were critical of Empire Strikes Back because of Princess Leia barking out orders throughout the movie. ESB is by most Star Wars fans considered to be the best film in the series. Abrams is incapable of being honest with himself and with Star Wars fans. His Star Wars just aren’t good, and Star Wars fans are right in criticizing his subpar, uninspired, and tedious episodes.

>do you really think Disney would give her another company to ruin?
Yes. They'd make her head of Disney Princess™ department or another department at Disney or provide her a distribution deal provided the films are financed by her own company. They just don't fail as Hollywood executives. Even when they do they experience no repercussions. It's bullshit, but that's Hollywood for you.

Because they want to have the biggest audience possible and how to get women and minorities to wtach your movie? By insulting white males.
And they've done it because insulting white males on screen doesn't put white males off the movie.
We absolutely needed to boycott it to save Starwars, but no one did it. TFA made 2 billion and TLJ 1,6 billion or something.

in two years when the new trailer shows up with action and pretty colors and lightsabers, I'll go see it like an idiot. Wouldn't be the first time

the Disney princess brand is worth more than star wars, they wouldn't let her touch that.

Anyway but like is Padme/Admiral Trench possibly a good crackship or too stupid?

rofl great scene

kill yourself.

Hell I'm thinking of voting democrat for the rest of my life just because every republican faggot is the exact same
>muh jewish fairy tales
>muh guns
>Is that marijuana? KILL HIM (swallows bottle of vicodin)
>tax cuts for the rich, tax hikes for the poor. Get a better job hippie.
Fuck the republishits. I was hoping Donald would turn over a new leaf but he's turned into neocon #83 and that's truly depressing.

If it does, bad times coming for the current Star Wars story group. I think even if it's shit, which it might not be, too many people will see "Han Solo movie" and take their kids to see it.

Thanks. I find this actually hot.

>Oh no, someone wrote an opinion piece on the internet! REEEEEEEEEEE

I'm guessing you're afraid of spiders, dumb fucking bitch.

J.J. literally never did this

seewhatimean? Boring, repeating, infuriating: nu-/poltv/

And anyway, right now it's just after midnight as I'm posting and I can hear my own heartbeat WHY IS IT SO IMPOSSIBLY LOUD. I guess it's either stress or temporary tinnitus. But still, crackships.

eeeh, it didn't work then
its sort of working now, but eventually when sales are down, and the sjw dont support the series enough disney will walk back all that shit

Poe was the best part of the two newest ones just give me more Poe, less quips too.

well, the separatists should employ more harch, they seem pretty smart and useful and probably have large dicks

Kylo Ren is better

I mean yeah, it wasn't a perfect movie but they didn't follow the pattern TFA did, ie they didn't just remake empire. Although I will say, the Leia floating back to the ship scene was dumb AF, no argument there

they emasculated him in Ep. 8 and made him a quip machine

its bad they're not spacing it out. its like the dceu rushing out movie after movie, then having to do rewrites and reshooting to accommodate for the backlash of the last film.
solo already had its problems behind the scenes, but instead of slowing down disney is going to rush into shooting 9.