Larry David is now the main character of your favorite movie. How does the plot change?

Larry David is now the main character of your favorite movie. How does the plot change?

Probably too old to be Luke's daughter so we don’t wonder about that. Also less faggots here calling him a Mary Sue.

>CMBYN
>Larry David lives a quiet life in Northern Italy before being swept off his feet by a hunky American associate of his father's
Not bad

Mission Impossible, they're trying to do some complicated plot of sorts at a fancy dinner party, Larry constantly bitches about the food and service the entire time.

I drive. I mean, I do other things too. But mainly, I drive.

>TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Larry David is John Hammond, but he spares every expensive. J.B. Smoove takes over Samuel Jackson's role. Dinosaurs escape, hilarity ensues

>it moved

>Larry drops Mary Swanson off at the airport
>Makes a funny joke and makes her laugh
>As she's walking into the airport she looks back coquettishly and smirks
>He waves goodbye and gets into the limo to drive away
>As he's driving away he notices her leave her suitcase and walk away from it
>He ponders going after her to return it...but just for a moment
>"nih", he sighs, shrugs, and pulls out into traffic.

After defeating the Joker, he comically accidentally push the detonator, kill all the innocent people on the boat. The prisoner boat didn't bow up, so he blames them for it. They all get triple life sentences.

Larry David's parents are turned into pigs so he has to work in a bathhouse and makes magical friends

>When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, it's-- let me tell you, you're gonna see some serious shit, my friend. It's gonna be prettay good.

checked, pretty good user, I laughed

Kino.

Excellent

CHICKEN TERIYAKI BOY
CHICKEN TERIYAKI BOY

>Hook
>”Jeff, you know this Peter Pan character? He’s is a real prick. He wears green tights.. who wears green tights? And the all of that flying and swooping that he does. He’s a swooper, I tell ya. A swooper! Nobody likes a swooper, Jeff...NOBODY!”

>Larry and JB Smoove are John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
>Auntie Rae plays Marcellus Wallace and Bruce Willis is played by Richard Lewis

>Blues Brothers
I love Larry David but that would be awful.

>I need you to call it.

>The Prettay Prettay Prettay Prettay Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Slightly cheating but Larry as Tommy from Goodfellas, Leon as Jimmy

"Next time a man tells you to get your fuckin' shinebox, you get in that ass Tommy!"

"You pull the shinebox open, step into the shinebox, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Tommy was here, wash me all that shit, fuck his whole shinebox up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that shinebox one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there."