Star doesn't actually hate her...

Star doesn't actually hate her, she just hasn't allowed herself to know her any more than Marco does (which is not much). Also Starkie thread.

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Oh please, we all know what the superior ship is.

Is this right?

Halt! You violated the law of this thread! Please stay still while i'm going to exterminate you!

Jackie sucks, STARCO 4 LYFEEEEEE

>Star vs with Oblivion-tier dialogue
I'd still watch it.

If anything, it'd be one of the appeals.

First for Star's true nature.

We must preserve the existence of our magic and a future for mewman children, Hail Butterfly!

Salvete Deus Papilionem!

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Kelly deserves your attention.

But she has a boyfriend. How am I going to self ship myself with her when this faintest hint of dignity remains?

>Not wanting to get in on that ménage à trois

>Hi user! Hope you weren't planning on drinking coffee out of here this morning haha

>Star was met with the familiar bodywarmth of her father, his breath on her neck, making the hairs stand on end
>"Who's a pretty little princess?"
>"M-Me.." Star's voice was weak.
>"That's right, you're MY pretty little princess, right?"
>"Uh-huh.." Star's whole body was sore, this wasn't the first time it happened, and he was always rough.
>She wouldn't be able to sit for the rest of the weekend.
>Star looked over to a plastic wand, and began to think to herself.
>Star's father sat up, the bed creaked. "Does my princess want anything special?"
>"A crown.. I'm a princess." She grabbed the wand, from the end table.
>"And a pretty blue dress?" Star looked over to the the dark figure that was her dad, he looked back at her.
>"For my princess, anything."
>Star knew it was gonna get a little weird when she got the dress, but didn't care.
>She was a real princess, not from earth, no. She was Princess Star Butterfly of Mewni.

Never stopped people from shipping Starco
If people can pretend Jackie doesn't exist you should find it very easy to pretend Tad doesn't

> Ah, yes? I'm looking for Sailor Moon, not a bootleg...

What does this have to do with Jackie

Nigga what

wings

>I think I'll have beer for me this morning instead, Star.

THIS THREAD SHALL NOT DERAIL

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It looks more like they're crying red mist than blushing

Welp, might as well attempt to adhere to the thread topic and ask: What exactly would a Starkie relationship look like?

Course we don't know a whole lot about Jackie, but surely the yuri brigade would know how to fill in the blanks, degenerates that they are.

What is this picture trying to convey

>if you hate she

>iFunny watermark

Need more Diaz parents fanart

>reddit

Aren't you forgetting someone Sup Forums?

Nope

Than i'll make my own Star vs threadwith Black Jack and Janna..
Ah you know what forget it

what if Starlyne L'Papillon tried to seduce you with promises of bowling and home-cooked french pastries?

me not like that kind of star

What kind of French pastries, exactly?

>"Any kind, y'all want, user! A man's gotta eat don' 'e? I'll even make ya some pastries that are a delicacy on mewni!"

Well that sounds deli-
>spoiler
S-Starlyne, that is rather lewd! when can I come over?

You mean home-made cinnamon cream cookies!?

Those are my favorite. Ya know, the ones with the gooey sweet cinnamon frosting? Star never lets me see her make them either, so I can never replicate it at home.

>Starkie thread
inconceivably shit tastes

Star is clearly AU Venus

Come to think of it, I realize that young Moon is cuter than Star

>"Yep! Those are it alright. I made em extra special just for you. Extra creamy too... yeahehee... just how you like it. That's right user. Eat it all up. That's the stuff. Soooo warm and tasty. Yummy nummy cinnamon cream! You've got a little on your lip there, don't let it go to waste!"
Are you gonna keep standing here saying creepy things and staring at me the whole time again?
>"Umm... Yes? Now keep going, you've got half a plate left."

>This has one of your body fluids in it, doesn't it..

JANNA
IS
BEAUTIFUL

no one gives a shit

>not hanging out with your Star, to hang out with another Star
what the fuck, user

What if Jackie was a Lovecraftian Monstrosity who could only be sated by Pizza Nuggets? but was unaware until she didn't get her daily quota?

a beautiful man

>uhhhhhh

What do you think, user?

So that's what happened when Marco didn't feed her at the end of Starcrushed, right?

at least it's not hair

>your Star
>standard Star
>not wanting to hang out with that fine piece of wing

>What if Jackie was a Lovecraftian Monstrosity
Jackie's one too?

Sabrina a cute
A CUTE

>HOT and SWEATY

your Star implies that she's the Star that chose you, and you chose her, having a Star is a huge responsibility, user!

sure why not, shouldn't Jackie be one of the Fishmen, then?

>I can show you where the frosting comes from user... but I think we have to go hang out in Mewni for awhile... Ok? I'm not sure its legal in this dimension

Amarillo, that you?

these fucking threads

Star hates Jackie? I thought they were friends.

>she's the Star that chose you, and you chose her
But what Star would ever choose me?

>That pic
That's a Jontron quote.

You know which... You know, deep down.

a Star with shit taste

No
There are other sabrina fags in existence you know?
Well at least two

YOUR Star user, YOUR Star, there are infinite Stars, with infinite different types of preferences, damn it, don't you want a cute 1999 Star who accidentally causes 9/11? Or a Star obsessed with creating her own Sonic/Pokemon franchise? how about a Star that writes edgy poetry and doesn't shave and bathes every couple of days?

i fucking kekked

BUt user that is the 2nd worst butterfly

>pic
Sky is totally very much closer to our age bracket, user, Star couldn't understand the emotional depth of our lives like Star can, fuck you youtube.com/watch?v=dNw4PwVYzSs
i bet you think River is first worst butterfly, faggot

>sure why not, shouldn't Jackie be one of the Fishmen, then?
A Deep One, yes. Its fitting.

Would Jackie let Star in on a threesome with Marco?

You mean, would Star let Jackie in on a threesome after she's done crying about being cucked by royalty?

>Would Jackie let Star in on a threesome with Marco?
Yea, along with others.

if Star had pizza nuggets to stuff in her butt/mouth

i need more Starkie or is her name Jar? either way i need more, and i need it now

That's my girl.

I've seen pictures of Star AND Young Moon plastered onto Jackie's body...

What's the appeal?

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Why the hell is the twin towers doing there.

>Jarco so fucking dead to the point of people shipping Jackie with Star outside of the porn
kek

n-no user, i mean the jackie with star's head.. she's my lover

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>how about a Star that writes edgy poetry and doesn't shave and bathes every couple of days?
Yes, please. I now have a need for a edgy neet Star. can she be a little pudgy? She needs a belly so I can rub it

Drawing this did actually help me finally sleep ironically

>Psst! Hey user! You ready for our secret date tonight? I'll pick up the tacos. Pick out a couple movies for us to watch. I trust you ok? You better not pick something cheesy .Actually, I guess it won't matter. We won't be watching it for very long anyway. Hehehe.

well she does spend all day writing poetry and playing FPSes like Hexen II and Doom, so yeah, she's a chubster, user her room probably smells like BO faintly


so you don't wanna watch my favorite movie..? 30 Million Dollar Rush is something near and dear to me? we saw your movie last time!

I should be disgusted about that but instead I'm aroused. I need to go back to therapy.

Saudia Arabia was a mistake.

What a cutie

>should be disgusted
as long as your fetish isn't hurting anyone i'd say you're a-okay
why would you be disgusted by Star's natural Mewni-musk? it's supposed to seduce

>"Marco? What are you doing?"
>"Making Nacho cheese."
>"It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Mewni are you making Nacho cheese?
>"Because my life has become unsafe."

>You wanna sniff me, don't ya user? You dirty little dog you.

requester here, it's bretty gud fellow drawfag.

That deviant art is cancer.

Original user here
>spoiler
Would honestly be ok with that.
>ywn hold her as she massacres the demonic hordes of Hell
>ywn run your fingers through he greasy hair as she makes little annoyed grunts
>ywn smooch her on the cheek, leading to her playfully elbowing you

>Star couldn't understand (...) Star
mmmhhh

i-i meant Sky! Star's totally older sister!
Sky is cute and loving!

Starkie is a bad ship, but it pretty much follows the same pattern as Korrasami, so I wouldn't be surprised. Plus, a political marriage would ease tensions between the Mewman Kingdom and the Mermaid Kingdom