Why don't you have a girlfriend? Cells

Why don't you have a girlfriend? Cells.

Cells
Are the chicken tendies your mother brings down to the basement for you your only interaction with the economy? Cells

DO YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR CHILDHOOD PET WHO DIED YEARS AGO BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS OR GF CELLS

wells

Cause I’m a stupid idiot.
>Have a beautiful German co worker I really like
>Ask her out
>Turns me down but we’re still friends
>9/10 petite Latina cutie comes to my job
>Ask for my number, Ask me out
>Turn her down because I still like german Girl

Because I don't have any social skills

I-I mean c-cells

not another soyboy runner thread

I have terrible hygiene and have had abyssal self esteem since my early teens. I'm approaching 40 and cannot maintain a relationship due to self neglect and stunted emotional growth. Interlinked.

trust issues. I actually don't have a hard time getting any on my campus. But zero faith in anyone but myself. It's why I end up on here every other time I'm drunk. I wonder what's the ratio of edgy kids and actual autistic NEETS to normal 20+ decent looking guys that know how to dress and socialize and lift but are extremely dead inside.

I have trust issues CELLS

Cells.

Do you listen to love songs constantly even though you're not in a relationship.cells.

You shouldn't fuck your coworkers anyway amigo. Fucking reassess your oneitis.

ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN AT A SOCIALLY-INAPPROPRIATE AGE? CELLS

REEE

It depends. If he's deep into a career then it's probably not the best idea. If it's entry level or retail or whatever then who cares? Work is a significant part of your time and it's where you'll meet a lot of people, an especially high fraction for Sup Forumsers as well.

At least user asked the girl out, he's done better than most with oneitis, but he needs to move on now, she said no and she had her chance.

>Ask girl out
>"Not ready for relationship rn thank u tho"

Kill me

Because I'm a NEET with no life baneposting on Sup Forums and hung up on my ex. Cells. Interlinked. Within cells interlinked.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO SING ALONG WITH THE RADIO AND PRETEND YOURE SINGING AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW DESPITE GRADUATING OVER A DECADE AGO AND NONE OF YOUR FORMER PEERS ARE EVEN AWARE YOU EXISTED INTERLINKED

Homeschooled my entire life, military brat so never in one place for more than a few years, when dad left the military we traveled non-stop for years after, by the time we settled I was already well into my teenage years and had barely even had a friend or much contact outside of my family. Now 32 years old and a virgin. Dreadfully distinct.

Damn dude I'm 32 and I've been in less than a dozen pussies and it's nowhere near enough. I am so sorry dude.

Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location, living with a hernia, had enough humiliation, living with a hernia, got to have an operation Interlinked

>Replicant N6MAA10816, recite your baseline.
>And many c-beams began to glitter... A fleet of attack ships firing on attack ships firing on attack ships within the arm of Orion... And dreadfully unbelievable against the Tannhäuser Gate, these moments vanished like tears in rain.

You're above average for your age

Hahahhaha

And by age I actually mean you're above the lifetime average of sexual partners if you mean like 10-11

Dishonest. Do you find villa novas directing style dishonest?. Dishonest.

CELLS. i have extremely low self-esteem and self-defeating behavior.

Recite your baseline.

Let's begin.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever note coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

>>implying roy would even have time for this shit
>>implying roy wouldn't just crush your skull and move onto seeing better things

I do. Used to be a NEET lossless virgin, turned some shit around and lost it at age 25. Been with the girl for 2 years. Shit can change, but being in a relationship comes with its own stressors.

Pussy is the fountain of youth.

idk, I have fucked like 6 girls and done naked shit with 4 more, 10 total.

This plus responsibility and commitment issues too CELLS

>And blood-black nothingness began to spin,
>A system of cells interlinked,
>Within cells interlinked,
>Within cells interlinked,
>Within one stem,
>And dreadfully distinct in the dark, a tall white fountain played

Do you think you will break up with her tomorrow? Interlinked.

That's 6 total you fool. "Average" is a horrible place to be as most people are retards. Chad will have fucked over 100 chicks by your age. Hell, I'm 20 and halfway there. It's time to step up your game.

because I put in pretty much zero effort to make myself attractive to women, when the time/effort requirement is high.
I don't think I would ever bother putting on some 'chad' character to try and appear alpha but I also do a good job of not displaying any beta/white knight qualities and treat most women as just another person idc about. I do show pretty thick contempt when a women displays blatant manipulation tactics to try and draw attention to herself.
Add all that up, and its a recipe to repulse most women.

>It's time to step up your game.
Nah, I am too lazy. Like I will toss them the D if they want it but I won't play games or chose ladies.

>>is this supposed to test whether you're a replicant or a faggot mr. deckard??

>tfw 30ish girls deep but still a fucking loser

look at the top of it's head!

Have you ever been on an attack ship? Gates.
>Gates
Do they keep you behind a gate? Gates.
>Gates
What's it like to watch c-beams glitter? Gates.
>Gates
Moments.
>Moments
>Have you watched c-beams in the night? Moments.
>Moments
Have you seen things people wouldn't believe? Moments.
>Moments
What's it like to watch those moments disappearing like tears in rain? Tears.
>Tears
Like tears in rain.
>Like tears in rain.
Why don't you say that three times? Like tears in rain.
>Like tears in rain.
>Like tears in rain.
>Like tears in rain.