Are you doing magic Sup Forums? Let's see then

Are you doing magic Sup Forums? Let's see then.

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VINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!

FLIPENDO
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FLIIIIIIIIIPEDNOO

CHECKEM

*shows her her deep fakes*

Avada Kedullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"Lovecraft!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Magic is not for sideshow entertainment.

avada kedavra!

stupid butt

dodar defeminist go

>get through entire schooling with just one spell

Maybe the fullest worlds most popular franchise. Why don't you go find something worse and hate on it? Because it's not popular enough. Now granted the movies are full of flaws in comparison tuo the books but your just looking for attention

UPSKIRTICUS PANTIOSA

SNIFFICUS VACUMUS

The all time classic: Poopus Removus

Does that still get taught at Hogwarts? I mean they do have plumbing now but who says that all wizard homes have?

With extremely easy to use spells of mass destruction it's amazing Hogwarts never had any school shootings. If you think about it, wizards are training a bunch of teenagers to use heavy weaponry.

>avada kedullest
I chuckled. Still, fuck you

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>avada kedullest
I sneedled. Still, feed you

This isn't even funny in the slightest. Sneedfags are like that one annoying kid that no one liked so they kept repeating a joke in hopes that some one would laugh.

Shutthefuckupitus

You mean silencio. Now, petrificus totalis, Sneedfag

she's made for bullying

why do you hate sneed so much? is it because you've seen other people on Sup Forums doing it, and you can't form your own opinions so you have to copy them to feel cool?

brainlet

Because just quoting it in threads that don't have anything to do with Simpson's is not funny at all.

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Someone post the harry cucking ron pasta

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sexy fingernails

WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not that one. The one with dumbledore, snape and malfoy all watching and malfoy gets mad because harry lasted longer than him.

based pasta poster

Your clothes are red!

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*fires up TOR browser*

she has all the magic I need, broheim

chekm

Fucking great scene.

UHHHH EMMA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.. UUHHHH EMMA I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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DING DONG DIDDLY CUMOLA