Wakanda and Asgard go to war

Wakanda and Asgard go to war.
who wins?

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Asgard could probably conquer the entire Earth

China.

Wouldn't them being literal gods give them a huge advantage?

>Black Folx are stronger than ypypo gods tho

The Jews.

gods those straw roofs are triggering

my thoughts exactly

Asgard fight superpowered monsters. What th fuck do the other fucks fight?

>Asgard
>ypypo

Asgard is gone, so probably Niganda.

oppression you shitlord

well, they're looking for a new place to settle, so...

kills me that they made a black ethnostate, but they couldn't even let Asgard of all places be white.

reminds me of Scandinavia

>Asgard based off of Norse mythology
>everyone would be white
>WE NEED TO ADD DIVERSITY

Meanwhile

>Wakanda is in Africa
>Everyone is black, which would make sense
>if a single white person were seen living in Wakanda it would be slammed for "whitewashing"

Wakanda

>small, slightly more advanced city
>flying cars
>people still fight with spears and hammers

Asgard
>an entire planet
>capable of interstellar travel
>the entire place is full of magical artifacts, weapons
>literal Gods

Gods > Kangz

>rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fractal_wrongness
it's a good example

The Skrulls

>>Asgard based off of Norse mythology

Inspired by.

Corporate shills selling juvenile power fantasy merchandise to stupid people.

>Asgard based off of Norse mythology
>>everyone would be white
Try actually watching the movie. Asgardians have no ancestral or genetic connection to Scandinavian people. They are aliens and the dumb squareheads thought they were actually gods. The absolute retards.

WE WUZ NORDS N SHEEEEIT

Wakandans have an actual panther god on their side.

Asgard is full of pretend gods from another planet. lol

And implying aliens would be niggers

They can't handle Africa and they would handle inventing space travel.

asgard is gone and its people all but extinct, wakanda wins by default

>and its people all but extinct,

rong

thanos blew the fuck out of the ship that was carrying all the survivors

there was literally like a hundred people top that got away on the spaceship

I thought i was the only one who noticed that. Fucking pathetic

so the dumb squareheads conveniently only recognised that there were white aliens?

not wakanda

God why is Stan Lee such an autist. Every single one of his characters is an overpowered Mary Sue.

The way they introduce a character by having show up for 2 minutes in an unrelated movie that comes out 6 months before the movie actually focusing on that character is a brilliant marketing strategy. Literally having a teaser trailer for a different movie inside your movie.

ok now you'se is jus bein raycis

>Asgard
>an entire planet

Might want to catch up on your MCU current events friend

Why doesn’t Africa look like that?

>who wins?
Your virginity.

whiteys stole all the adamantium

>straw huts on office blocks

Those women look plausibly Irish while the guy in the back is clearly some italian slave

>What the fuck do the other fucks fight?
Harvest boxes

Wakanda wins by default against a burnt wasteland

Asgardians are gods right?

>capable of interstellar travel

inter-dimensional

thor referred to it as a planet. cry more fucktard

yes diversity is about getting rid of white people (and that's a good thing)

>Asgardians are gods right?

Only those connected to Odin.

Racism

They literally don't though, that's why Killmonger wanted to take over in the first place.

The mouse

It's a small disk floating in space that got fucking blown up in Ragnarok

chekd and kekd

Asgard is flat.
How is it a planet?

When comparing those side by side Asgard looks like a paradise city but Wakanda just reminds me of smoggy china

You dont know how being a Mary Sue works do you

Thor could wipe the entire city on his own

And according to the IW trailer, he's about to BTFO Wakanda next.

This guy fucks them both up

DORMAMU

>ypopo
For some reason I read that as gyppo's
Now I'm imagining all the Asgardians as thieves would steal your fucking carwheels and wallet

Dirty fuckin gypo tried to steal my mjolnir. I dropped it on his toe.
So the pikey sued me.

You can never win when gypos or pickeys are involved

>italian

>his babby planet is still ovoidal from orbiting a star

kek, get a load of this mortallet

Yes, they do cuz they can control cosmos.

Asgard has no military anymore, right? Gonna go with Wakanda.

>ethnostate
>declares war on a destroyed planet

I knew they'd find an MCU hero for Sup Forums eventually.

Why was Wakanda allowed to be all black but Asgard wasn't allowed to be all white?

>comic book movies should be colorf-

...

Because White countries for everyone, Africa for niggers, Asia for gooks, etc.

they're fucking superheroes you faggot that's the entire point

>fucking thatch rooftops on skyscrapers

WAKANDA FOREVER!!!

>Sup Forums savior is pure african
>aryan race was black all along
Who knew we would find the light in the darkness.

>wakanda is isolated
>asgard were colonizers
>yurop were also colonizers
I wonder.

Much as I love the look and aesthetic of Wakanda, Asgard has fucking Gods. Gods, bruh. Unless Shuri can fashion suits that can withstand a clash with Thor's hammer, Wakanda is going down in flames.

Thor could literally solo the entire Wakand kingdom. No need for the other Asgardians.

they already fucked up asgard

Cap's measly disk of vibranium completely shut down Thor's hammer. Shuri could probably solo Thor with something thrown together in 5 mins.

Thor doesn't need his hammer. In Ragnarok Thor was literally mandhandeling and tossing Hulk around and was about to whip that ass before dude had to cheat and knock him out. Thor was getting pummeled to the groud by Hulk and didn't have a scratch on him. There's literally nothing Black Panther can do to him.

In the original movie my nigga Thor summoned a fucking tornado. He doesn't even need to fight Wakanda's directly to fuck their shit up. You forget Thor is Storm on overdrive. Nigga could literally devastate Wakanda with a cosmic storm.

Do the cinemath, user-kuns. Howard Stark designed and built Cap's shield. Cap's shield can withstand a clash with Thor's hammer. Would Shuri's abilities be inferior to Howard's in a Disney movie?

what's that at the bottom? also
>adapting flat earth cosmos to modern astronomy
that's fucking gay, there's not even a Yggdrasil there.

forgot pic

in the first movie they explain that yggdrasil is more a metaphore

Turbosperg explanation is that Yggsdrasil is more like the mycelial network in the new Trek than the actual tree humans pictured when Asgardians tried to explain it to them.

Oh shit Drake was is Thor?

The country that actually still exists in that universe.
Asgard is currently a few hundred people in a spaceship about to be dismembered by Thanos' forces, and it's never been made clear if standard Asgardians are as tough and durable as the royal family.

No. The Nordic myths of our world are not the Nordic myths of their world. Hence why Thor is a blonde stoner and not a ginger rapist.

In the comics Asgardians took in refugees from other lands. Hogun for example (the asian character) was a mongol or some shit they took in.

What a shame, not a looker in the bunch. Scandinavian women are inherently beautiful due to centuries of selective breeding through capturing and knocking up the most beautiful women they could find. Brown people are ugly due to centuries of arranged marriages (usually to a blood relative)

Thor's hammer was there to help him focus his power. So he can now use that force whenever he wants without the hammer but that's it. Tossing around Hulk means nothing when talking about vibranium. The ONLY thing to put a mark on Cap's shield after all those fights were Black Panther's vibranium claws. And Wakanda is literally built from vibranium. So you're basically talking out of your ass.

Wouldn't even need her to make Cap's shield. It's just a disk of vibranium. Also Shuri has already been classified as the smartest person in the MCU.

"They" would.

Wow, I guess these are swedish goddesses.

They're not as strong as Thor, Odin or Loki but still far above a Wakandan.

Superhuman stamina, strength, logevity, healing factor, dense tissue, superhuman speed, energy manipulation.

It's said that all Asgardians have equal durability to Spiderman. So far beyond the average human. They can even heal from having their hearts removed in 5 minutes.

Basically Asgardians are Marvel's Kryptonians.

And it seems that the MCU kept this in as Sif in Agents of Shield is shown as being invunerable and having immense strength and durability as weapons broke off of her.

Black panther fanboys think BP is fucking with Thor lmfao. BP is now the new Batman in terms of fanboy delusion.

>what is Nine Realms
Asgard easily. Despite it was destroyed by the god Surtur, which can destroy everything, even Wakanda.

ya sorry but you're wrong here. maybe in the comics but not MCU. its clearly shown as nothing more than a shiny city state on a diskworld. And after Ragnarok it got blown the fuck up and "asgard" is now only a couple hundred thousand people (if that) on a bigspaceship.

>reverse search this
>it's a fujo drawing Tony getting railed by other male super heroes
God bless this thirsty bunch.

Best girl.