Black Panther theater experiences thread. Post stories

Black Panther theater experiences thread. Post stories.

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It was sold out so I went home.

>Watch trailers
>Everyone has some sort of verbal reaction to each one
>A Wrinkle in Time comes up, and ends in dead silence
>random cough in the background

I went to see Black Panther with my gf and brother-in-law. There were quite a few black people there, but this isn't unusual, some asians (the ones Amerifats ree about not being 'proper' asians, not the ones they love before of their cartoons/porn) but mostly white people and everyone sat and watched the movie.

Some people talked a bit too loudly during the adverts but someone shushed them and after that there wasn't much other than the rustling of popcorn.

All in all, good experience but tickets were overpriced.

Films was a good action-blockbuster movie that Marvel basically produces on a factory line now, but it was definately one of their better ones. Isn't going to revolutionise cinema though. I'd watch a sequel.

FUCKING THIS. That trailer just sucks the life out of the fucking theatre every-time its played.

A Wrinkle of Time really does not look very good. Terrible CGI AND costuming for 2018, Oprah cannot act, and I bet they're barely going to use Chris Pine even though he's one of the greatest actors of all time.

Theatre was full of Africans. Everyone was very well behaved. Applause at the end.

smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT evolves from primate

>watched movie
>enjoyed movie
>went home

I saw it with my cousins. One is a rich half-black half-white from Oakland. He cried during Kilmonger's death speech for some reason.

I think I could feel the theatre collectively cringe all throughout the Game Night trailer.

>implying I would go see capeshit

>Chris Pine even though he's one of the greatest actors of all time.
I bet you're one of those retarted fucking Riverdale Waifu posters .

I wasn't sure if he agrees, but my wife's black boyfriend allowed me to to come. You know, this movie is not for us, a PoC should permit us first. So excited!

This cracker is probably so pasty he thinks mayonnaise is spicy.

Why the fuck would I care about Riverdale? Chris Pine isn't in it.

are you referring to yourself

Because you secretly want to fuck him you faggot. That's the only reason you could ever have such a shitty opinion about him as an actor. That show is eye candy and so is he. Get the fuck out of my website.

*nigger cousin
fixed it for you

BLACKED

>saw it in Imax at $20 per ticket
>only older rich coloreds went
>everyone was quiet and well behaved
>movie was long and boring AF

Please stop projecting your boner for Riverdale onto my boner for Chris Pine.

>2:15
>long
Yikes.

The movie itself looks really bad, but the trailer really is something else. What a laughable piece of shit.

At least my boners don't blind my opinion of true kino. Enjoy your shit tier star trek films and other soulless cash grabs that he sells out in you underage cunt.

the niggers in my audience clapped and cheered

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEESE

lol even the coons in attendance wanted to leave early but couldn't because it was "their" movie

only nigger at my theater was an old black lady with her husband, i went today not realizing it was presidents day so it was full of kids. movie was really not anything special though, a waste of 8.50 even if i had a recliner to sit in

Enjoy sucking my dick.

It's just capeshit, it has no right to be that long.

There’s something to be said about a movie’s quality and the number of “racial alterations” you make to the source material.

Remember The Dark Tower? Yeah, that was a thing. It was, honest! Had Idris Elba and everything.

Forgot to mention that my gf started sucking off some random black dude mid-film lol.

>only nigger
>with her husband
so he was getting blacked?

No drama but when I left the theater I had a good laugh at the bitch wearing a t-shirt that read the future is female

Wonder Woman is WAY longer. And Batman vs. Superman is even longer than that.

youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

The Dark Tower is not an adaptation of the books, it is a sequel.

and they're both shit

>Projector goes black in middle of movie.
>black guy "Yo why it all black!?"
>Me "Well it is called Black Panther!"
>White people all laugh.
>Black guy "Yo shut the fuck up bitch."

>Then it takes more than 10 minutes to fix the movie.
>Every black is screaming and on the verg of rioting.
>Literally people screaming about how they are about to lite the theater up.
>Multiple people in huge scream fights and getting in peoples faces.

>Finally finish movie.
>Ushers giving out free movie tickets for the black out.
>Blacks still chimping out, yelling at ushers and throwing away their tickets.
>Now have a good 8 unmarked free movie tickets.
>Go see Early Man.
>Enjoy it more than BP.

This little white bitch next to me was crying non-stop for the last half of the movie

>>Me "Well it is called Black Panther!"
I believe the whole thing except this part.

I couldn’t imagine someone shitting in my family’s gene pool like that.

Could’ve fooled me.

All the blacks were crying about the concesion prices

everyone was quiet and it was a nice experience

Well nothing happened because I never went.

Why the heck would they throw out free tickets? My father complained when we went to see PotC5 because the sound cut out during the credits so we didn't get to see the post credits scene with sound (not that we missed anything) and they gave us tickets and the best part is they have no expiration date so we can wait until we have a movie we really want to see or alternatively I might just go see Pacific Rim 2.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower_(2017_film)
>A continuation of Stephen King's novel series of the same name,

When Killmonger is stealing that artifact from the museum and that woman says something like "are you really going to steal this" and he says something like "your ancestors just stole everything" some black woman in the theatre next to me was like ooh yeah. Any other "fuck white people" parts had similar reactions. Also any time Shuri did something the black women around me erupted into hoots and hollers.

My brother married an ugly redhead with an autistic brother whose only interest in life is being a brood mother when she can’t cook, can’t clean, can’t hold an intelligent conversation and doesn’t have a job.

Point is, she’s a worthless piece of shit who’s ruining my family’s gene pool but you would think she’s a solid catch if I just said “my brother married a white girl.” Don’t assume that mixed cousin is a waste just because of the skin color.

why would you ever go watch capeshit

I'd rather have this over a nigger

>Fights racism with racism
Did you learn nothing from the movie?

And this changed what I said how? The movie was a financial dud and widely panned by critics as both flavorless and unfaithful. Those are qualities I think tie into the decision to make Roland black (because you know, why the fuck not we don’t give a shit about the story anyway.)

Making him black shows that they have actually read the books unlike you.

I’d bet you would have the “nigger” if it means not going to bed alone. How the hell could you read the woman I told you about and think she’s a good catch unless you’re completely desperate for a partner.

Mostly older white couples, nary a black person in sight. All was quiet, except the occasional laugh at a joke. I expected chimpery, and I'm not sure whether to be thankful it didn't happen, or sad that I missed out on any.

...

she's not a good catch, she's just better than getting blacks in the gene pool

>some asians (the ones Amerifats ree about not being 'proper' asians
amerifats are so fucking retarded fucking creaturas

Not an argument

neither is lying about the books

i walked in and saw this

To try and appease dumb violent people.
A couple of free viewings who will buy concession vs destroyed seats and screen

Are you going to mention the reincarnation shtick?

damn son yt btfo

>These shitty movies are long too!
Not a compelling argument, user.

Yes. So let's skip me mentioning it and you go ahead and give me your counterargument.

No, I mean why would the idiots being given the tickets throw them out? That's a free movie, and movies aren't cheap.

UK here, went to see it on opening day. Saw people in traditional African clothing and they stood up and applauded at the end. Never in my life have I seen someone clap at the cinema until now. I thought it was just an americlap myth

>Watching Black Panther
>Lots of black people in traditional dress
>They clap a lot
>They really enjoy movie
>Credits roll
>They thank me an all white people for bringing them to America and giving them so many opportunities
>Every white person goes home with at least three black girls to get pregnant
>They want white babies
>All of the black people thank us for making America great and allowing black people to live there
Felt pretty good to finally be recognized and appreciated.

>The only white guy there, cinema full of blacks, some dressed up in regal african attire all muttering and pointing at me.
>Black Panther punches a guy
>I shout "SHEE-IT! THAT'S gonna hurt in the morning"
>The whole cinema bursts out in laughter, the guy next to me slaps me on the back and gives a thumbs up.
>"Whiteboy knows what's up
>Car chase scene, Black Panther does a backflip.
>Call out "This Black Panther is one COOL Cat!"
>Everyone cheers, I'm lifted up onto the crowd and paraded around.
>All the black girls are biting their lips and saying "he cute
>Get given the finest collard greens
>Film is briefly interrupted by a news report saying the capital of Liberia has been renamed in my honor
>Film was a 7.5/10 pretty good.

>"This Black Panther is one COOL Cat!"
boogie woogie

>Blacks.
>Rational thinking.

I wonder what it's like to have a black family member.

I've never spoken to a black in my life

I pass the throne to you my son

I love when this happens

...

>be in uk
>mainly white people
>everyone watches quietly
>start chatting when end credits start
>goes quiet again for end creit scene.
>leave

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ctrl f “he cute”
>only one result
You guys are doing it wrong. I bet you didn’t even dab in the theater.

all three of those white guys creamed their jeans

>go to watch black panther with friends
>only screen left is xtreme which costs $22 each person
>want to bail out but they really want to watch it
>fuck it and pay
>one is coming late and asks if I can buy ticket says he'll pay back later
>surewhynot.jpg
>notice that almost every seat in cinema is full we have to settle for six shitty ones on the side
>waiting for flick to start and all of a sudden about 30 kids walk in wearing soccer jerseys, the mystery is solved
>movie is halfway through when the black panthers sister yells out "DAYUM WHAT ARE THOSE!" with a closeup of the black panthers shoes
>roar of children's laughter fills the cinema
>towards the end
>martin freeman's character gets put in place by alpha kang
>white middle aged guy laughs his head off
>look at friend in disbelief
>guy whose ticket I bought cancelled last minute
>tfw paid $44 to sit through all this shit

>go to see black panther
>be the only white person there
>people are eyeballing me as if i am a racist oppressor who has enslaved their ancestors just because i am white

Not even remotely believable.

Screen capped

but... aren't you?

white person, yes. racist oppressor, no

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I went to an IMAX theater, practically every seat but the rows next to the screen were filled.

Most blacks I've ever seen in the cinema, many wearing traditional African dresses too (actually overheard someone talking with an African accent as well while buying popcorn).
No one really talked over the film.
Lots of laughs on the naturally quippy parts of Marvel movies (ie. sneakers)
Minor claps at scenes with "colonizer" references (ie. saving another white boy in med bay)
Audience applauded both at the end of the film and then again on the final post-credit scene.

desu was pretty chill.

>Britbong, northwest England
A few more pakis than usual but otherwise nothing unusual. A good audience on the whole.

the director of this film is retarded. i think a white man secretly directed it

lmao and blacks mock yts for dressing up for movies and clapping

This whole post was terrible. DO NOT post ever in your life.

There were no black people in my cinema because there're almost zero black people in my country ahahaha

>guy whose ticket I bought
Fag

Weak

t. impure asian