White people - the series the movie

>white people - the series the movie

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White people be crazy

there can never be something like jackass again and i want to kill myself

Fuck Sup Forums and fuck wypipo

Could you be a bigger pussy OP?

white bois going out being gay with each other while the black man is brutally inseminating their women at home
Such is the place of the cracker, being bred out by the superior being, the black god

>those crazy wypepo and their risky stunts, do they even care for they lives?? fuck is wrong with they
>*locks door of his ghetto house from the hood*
>*gunshots and police sirens heard from outside*
>shieeet

Johnny Knoxville laughs as he gets shot by a claymore mine designed to protect embassies. The average black man is scared of street-magicians.

Or the scene where the rocket malfunctions and blasts through the side right next his belly and hes just laughing and gets right back on.
>tfw in the future some uncharismatic kids will try to pull this off again and the current gen will probably eat it up

this fucking post

Kek

The Jackass movie is fucking awesome, so I guess OP is saying white people are fucking awesome. Cool.

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HAHAHAAH

The incest genes really fucked his mind up kek

He was laughing in that one but I never saw someone looking more pale or regretful as in the first movie when he was about to be shot by the beanbag

Still the most insane thing I've ever seen. Kudos to Dunn for not crying and not lying down, but my GOD Knoxville is a fucking madman. I do not think that any other human (who doesn't suffer from a neurological disorder) would be able to laugh that off.

Nappy, time to make my baconator. chop chop.

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Hi I'm Jerome Knoxville and this is the No Lackin Challenge!

It takes a lot to put Knoxville down.

He has got to have some pretty serious CTE by now.

white people aint season they food

Watching Jackass is pure early to mid 2000's comfy

Most black people ain't eating food.

>want a shirley temple Bam?
Knoxville is a fucking beast

Yeah, that line is fucking great. But my autism has to correct you.
>Bam are you crying?
>Could we get Bam some water?
>Maybe a Shirley Temple?

not with those obesity rates

The age of masculine white men are over. Movies like this are not allowed on a massive cultural scale.

What is the best sketch and why is it the Beehive Limo?

>ameritards think jackass represents masculine white men
Holy fucking shit

true, there are few things more masculine than shoving a toy car in a condom up your ass, or gluing your pubes to your friend's face.

Whatever happened to the CAPalert guy?

Black men on suicide watch

best sketch is in fact knoxville returning the rental car

Just be glad you got to experience it user. The 2000s we're a great time to grow up for TV and vidya. The next generation will never experience the following:
>Staying up late with your buddies on Friday night after school watching jackass marathons on MTV
>Attempting similar stuff like riding an air mattress off the roof or punching each other in the stomach
>Explaining to your friend's mom why his sister's Barbie horse is melted in the garage at 2am
>Getting some girls number from class and having to text her on your Motorola RAZR which takes 2 minutes to type a sentence
>Being super edgy with your friends listening to Slipknot or Linkin Park and playing Red Faction or Twisted Metal
I'm no peaked in high school faggot and I hated middle school, but goddamn do I have some great memories from then.

>But it has a full tank of gas

the beanbag happened the day after he got knocked the fuck out by Butterbean, so he was probably still concussed, and you could tell that he wasn't having a good day

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is my big red rocket.

we know he got some bad ones from the gold cart wreck and Butterbean beating the snot out of him, but they all probably got a ton they didn't know about as well

That almost killed him

>there can never be something like jackass again and i want to kill myself
Yeah there is. It's called "Youtube" and it's on 24/7.

and he laughed it off and went right back on fucking maniac
i love that man

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>black people only excist in the US

how did that almost kill him?

I still laugh like a retard at this one and it's not even particularly dangerous.
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>rocket misses him by a few inches
>motherfucker laughs it off and tries again

>at the end of 2.5
>what do you say if we hit the showers
>rainbow flag drops down
>they start ripping off each others clothes
rip the best of times

That piece that flew out would've gone straight through him.

You forgot
>Masturbating to the cleavage Fiona had in Shrek
>Sucking down a Surge while playing Jet Motto while my dad beat the living shit out of sissy
>Niggers being sought after for their athletic ability and only that!
>Nigger movies were all comedies

>ywn again play tony hawk pro skater 2 and after watch jackass

fuck, being a kid was better

it couldn't handle the pressure and blew up. blasting top and bottom off and through the rocket itself right next to his stomach

Knoxville actually wanted to get out of doing Jackass and become a real movie star. Then he made that awful tard movie and that plan was sunk

What happened here?
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I can watch certain sketches a dozen times in a row and laugh like a maniac each time, pic very related, the way Bam's body just involuntarily hurls itself away just seals it

The High Five's another one

i think my favourite part of that clip is when uses the airhorn when he's trying to hit them with the ball.

the physics here are KINO

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>He fell for the soup!
>"I should have known, they were like "Hey bring this tray of soup over there"

>Hey Ryan go file a life insurance lol

CAP alert website still exists, but he hasn't done anything on it for quite some time. No money for it, I guess. I love that joint, especially the offense to god section, harry potter and twilight reviews. I'm thinking about making a donation so he can keep going with it.

>tfw wee man is 10x cooler and better socially adjusted than you even as a dwarf

When you're a physical freak you have to overcompensate with a really cool personality.

>ywn be a kid again in an era where Jackass and Dirty Sanchez were considered boys being boys
>ywn spend an entire school day constructing a 2 tree egg sling
>ywn sit on the sidewalk blasting tunes from a discman under the blazing sun while your friends do stone cold impersonations

>jackass with niggers
>they throw nigger margera into the pool and he starts crying as he drowns

nerve gas

KINO

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Dunn saying "oh this can't be good" and trying to mule kick the window out gets me every time

The Ding Dong. Airbag at Knoxville's back door to blow up in somebody's face when they got close. He got Spike, Tremaine, Steve-O, Dunn, but Dve got it the worst right here. It's on the Jackass 2 special features somewhere.

I take it you've never been to youtube.com

>weeman talks about getting pulled down
>see the second take
fucking a

the skatervid filming and music is what made this show so great

how retarded are you actually?

>Dunn runs head first into the wall
>Bam wusses out
>Knoxville saying I'm still not out
One of the best

This one gets me too
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aside from the stunts Pontius giving commentary to the camera is one of the best parts of the series.

>stern. stern but fair.

not enough CKY love ITT

>there can never be something like WILDBOYZ again

He's naturally drawn towards cars it seems

You can just tell that Pontius is the most bro of all of them. Never says a mean thing, always super encouraging. Handsome too.

CowChop is a bit Jackass-esque desu

the balls at the end are the icing on the cake

based
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It takes an already dick move straight to satanic levels of mean.

>>Nigger movies were all comedies
what happened to eddie murphy anywayS?

Is it really that hard to break the window?

if you like jackass....

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also check out the big brother documentary on netflix. those guys on that magazine were based af.

Nigga got shot and was the only one that didn't fall on the ground.

Yes, especially on limos. Only the windshield is designed to come out from the inside.

A series where a bunch of white bros do stupid shit usually to wash other yet look out for each other and tear down what it means to be masculine.
Jackass was ahead of the curve.

jackass wasnt just some idiots punching each other in the groin, or doing stupid things like you can see on youtube all day. jackass was the summit of the popular 90's skate culture transitioning into the 2000s.
what anons describe in their greentext stories is why there can never be something as jackass again. it was what you and your friends did after school, shown on tv at a time when everyone was "growing up" and getting ready for business life. thats why it was so great. it was the perfect thing for everyone growing up in the 90s and early 00s.

the cultural equivalent of 2018 would be some mid 20 soyboys playing nintendo switch. and THATs why there can never be something like jackass again.

Well, he was 99% callous and scar tissue by that point.

he realized he could be kid friendly and earn way more money while only having to put in a fraction of the effort.

The Bursitis line kills me.

Na, just retard genes.

The original douchbags acting like idiots in public, before Youtube

I suppose you could get the same KIND of crazy shit on YT; you could find something on there that's kind of like Jackass. But there's no heart; there's no camaraderie; you don't feel like you'd like to hang out with a Youtuber. You wouldn't want to go to a bar and chug beers with a Youtuber. Youtubers are mostly douchebags only interested in increasing their viewcounts; the Jackass guys didn't do what they did for fame, money or more views. They did it for fun. They were all friends. That's what Jackass had that YT doesn't―dare I say it?....Love. Love for what they were doing and love for each other. That's what that guy meant. Jackass's like will never show up again because anything that comes after it is just a pale imitation, except without the love.

Is that what you really believe, that did all those stupid stunts because they "loved" each other? They did it for the ratings idiot. They didn't love each other, they were attention whores with no talent. The crazier the stunt the more air time they got. None of them are close friends anymore, it wasn't love.

>Hey Jack don't to hit me with your purse next time

only school shooters have guns