We spared Noah X. Spence

>we spared Noah X. Spence

Who was Noah X. Spence?

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He was the Chéf

He was the creator and curator of Hammond's prize Chili and Sea Bass recipe. Spence was spared out of Hammond's altruism in trusting that Spence wouldn't release the recipe, which would bankrupt Jurassic Park.

He's the guy that died in the opening scene. DUHHH

This!
It is Hammond's subtle way of fucking with the rest of the cast.
He is a murderer, it is his plan all along to murder everyone in the park including his own grandchildren. If you really pay attention you can see he is actually warning them every time he says they spared Noah X Spence. He poisoned a triceratops to test the poison he put in the chili and seabass, when they didn't eat it he staged the fight with Nedry signaling him to shut down the power to the park and make it look like the storm did it, and let him escape. But hammond set a trap for him as well (the rotating directional sign) Even when Dr Sadler is trying to get the power back on Hammond stalls as long as he can by leading her to a dead end via walki talki. His plan was brilliantly executed but failed to finish the job. Hence movie #2 where he baited Malcom in to returning and set a T-rex loose in the City.
BASED HAMMOND

Jewish Malcolm X

what an insane old fucker.

Did he set the talking raptor loose on the plane in Jurassic Park 3, too?

I dunno I never saw it. But considering what a madman he is, I would say he even kidnapped the kid to get leverage over the parents and bait Grant in to coming.
Also watch the flea circus scene from the first one in the context that he is a murderer desperate to lure people willingly to his park and then kill them.
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>humans are like insects to me, Dr. Sattler
>bugs to be moved around, ordered, made to do some tricks
>and then crushed when they no longer serve a purpose

holy fuck Hammond is a psycho

James Cromwell's character

>RAPTORS? DO YOU HEAR ME? CRUSH THEM ALL! CRUUUUSH!

what is the point of such an over-the-top villain?

The lawyer was in on it!
"the only one on my side is the blood sucking lawyer" obviously the lawyer is a cannibal, Hammond again was being coy giving out clues, The Balls on that guy!
He was supposed to escape and defend him in court in the aftermath. That's why he left the car with the kids in it. He knew what was coming. It was Ian's fuck up that caused the t rex to find him on the toilet.

>Hammond even sacrifices his accomplices to sate his and the t. rex's bloodlust.

Cold. Colder than dino blood.

He also sabotaged Dr. Grants seat belt in the cabin of the helicopter. He knew that he was competent and would be a threat if he wasn't seriously injured. So he ordered the pilot to fly chaotic enough to injure someone not wearing a seat belt.
This is brilliant foreshadowing from the Directors stand point. Hammond underestimated the resourcefulness of Grant, this scene is a metaphor for how the movie ends.

It explains why the lawyer ran off to bathroom to beat off to the sounds of screaming children.

>Chili and Seabass
What the fuck, that sounds terrible.

>Mr Deedledee

Who was he talking to here?

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why else?

people are stupid and easily persuaded by mass entertainment. Spielberg is responsible for 100s of millions of shark deaths because of the movie Jaws.

OH SHIT, THE SHARK IT'S LIKE THE ONE FROM JAWS

BETTER WIPE EVERYTHING OUT FROM THIS STRETCH OF OCEAN

What the fuck are you guys talking about? He was a sweet old man whose park became a disaster

To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Jurassic Park is actually a serial killer thriller

Reminds me of how that Paul Giamatti movie noticeable drove down the sales of Merlot wines

>sweet old man
>cuts corners on every imaginable facet of the park design
>hires 2 IT staff to run entire installation, overworking and underpaying them
>is too clueless to recognize his mistakes and too stubborn to change course
>has diabolical plan to sacrifice all visitors, including his grandchildren, to the dinosaur gods as he has grown quite insane from the whisperings of his amber amulet.

hammond is not a nice guy

Your chilean sneed bass, thatu will be 500 dollaru madame

A daring synthesis

>yfw you realize that isn't a mosquito, its a flea from his first flea circus, a trophy from his first murder victim