What did movies teach you about sex?

What did movies teach you about sex?

Vagina smells bad

It lasts 2 hours whenever they talk about it. It lasts less than 10 seconds if they show it.

that one day I'd have it

fucking liars

>watch LOVE to try and pick up some tips on the off chance a girl looks at me
>its just a chad easily pleasing dozens of women

FUCKS SAKE I WANT TO BE PART OF SOCIETY
just tell me what to do

nothing, they told me girls want you to last an hour

when its reality its x amount of foreplay and 15 min of actual sex

bad santa taught me chicks like being licked all over

b urself

I will never have one

I always thought he was putting it in her ass, when I used to fap to that scene when I was younger.
Didnʻt know you could have regular sex in that position

>What did movies teach you about sex?
That strappado bondage is damn hot

That there's someone for everyone.

cocaine and molly is great if you want to have multi-hour sex sessions. you'll need a lot of water and lube though.

When are they going to make a PUA movie? T

that it can happen in an instant

that the camera pans away when it gets going.

just be yourself user

something something jordan perterson hitler youth something

That I should feel bad and embarrassed about not having any.
The message came through.

That the only way to get an erection is to watch people fuck each other.

nothing. i basically do the 2-minute-jackhammer-and-then-fuck-off every time. dont need a movie to teach me that.

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You should've watched Grease.

To mindfuck, dominate and degrade all women because they're just pieces of fuck meat.

Also, true love does exist.

And raep is not as fuck.

This movie is Kino. I still to this day don't think they revealed the killer.

You're supposed to cum in 10 seconds.

This but unironically.

I'm pretty sure that's what they want...

not movies, but I have received only ONE advice concerning sex from a friend. Not sure if it really works :/

rub the tip in the clit and endure not penetrating until she begs for it

Jacking off before the deed (there's something about mary) kind of works. Still, shit advice.

this is actually the hottest scene in the movie.

Kill yourself faggot. Vagina smells great.

Im pretty sure this film gave me a fetish for pantyhose and stockings.

>there's never any clean up needed
>guys usually come inside and the woman then gets dressed again, dripping into her panties
>sex usually lasts 10 seconds

>>sex usually lasts 10 seconds
Accurate

B
URSELF

>implying I can get my dick hard for that long
haha, idiot!