INTERLINKED

INTERLINKED

INTERLINKD

WHY DID YOU DISAPPOINT YOUR FATHER BEFORE HE DIED? CELLS

CELLS

Do you long to be interlinked with that cute white girl at the gym? Interlinked.
Does it fill you with dread when she works out right next to you? Dreadfully distinct.

WHAT'S IT LIKE FOR A GIRL TO SMILE AT YOUR APPROACH?
CELLS

*gulps .cells.

Youre not even close to baseline

Mfw want to talk to this cute girl at the gym she usually works out next to me but im so shy i dont even look at her i want to say something but im too scared she smells so good too

Do you like this gym?

what is the worst that could happen? just tell her she smells good

DID YOU START DRINKING AT 8AM TODAY? CELLS

HOW DID IT FEEL SEEING YOUR CRUSH HOLDING HANDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE KNOWING YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED IT BY JUST MANNING UP AND ASKING HER OUT CELLS

Jesus user, I'm a virgin and even I know how to start small talk. Just say, "I see you here a lot" the next time you're working out next to each other and start small talk. Sheesh.

>"just" small talk
There's no "just" there, small talk is the most dumb, but most important process where both participants say dumb pointless vague things while they both subconsciously analyze each others body language and real intentions to figure if they're interested in the other person or not

That's an awful way to approach girls at a gym. Take it from me.
Stare at her for like 5 minutes straight. When she finally breaks the ice and says
"What's your problem?"
You confidently answer "You should stick to yoga."
"What?"
"The way you're using that machine, your knees are going to be DESTROYED in 6 months. Girls really shouldn't be on these things. I miss when this was a guy's gym. Now it's more of a nail salon."

>Stare at her for like 5 minutes straight
>she calls security
>'Sir we're gonna have to ask you to leave'
>s-stick to yoga girl

IM A MANCHILD ROMANTICIZING MY INABILITY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND INTERLINKED

INTERLINKED

Get a load of this drydick soyboy

HOW COULD YOU HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? CELLS

c-cells
good thing I haven't told her

these threads are so fucking gay

gay

Well you get chatty then get her name then the next time you see her at the gym you say "hi" if you make eye contact then slowly build a relationship. If you're trying to Chad out and just fuck her there are obviously different methods.

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ANUSES INTERLINKED

Collect your bonus.

you mean ass-to-ass?

t. roasty

s2s

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO COME BACK HOME TO SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOU AND YOU CAN TRUST WITH YOUR LIFE INTERLINKED

t. thinks capeshit is pinnacle of cinema

It's the best feeling in the world. Glad I'm not spending my days alone like a loser!

this, go back 2 reddit9k you fags no one wants to see you wallow in self pity

>no one wants to see you wallow in self pity
I do.

DO YOU WISH YOU WEREN'T SPENDING ALL OF YOUR NIGHTS ON Sup Forums PRETENDING TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT CELLS

WHY DID YOU LEAVE REDDIT CELLS

ARE YOU SCARED THAT EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS WHERE YOU COM FROM CELLS

these threads ARE reddit though...

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C-cells...

Your baseline is WAY off, go back to rebbit

WHY DO YOU PLAYBACK THE SAME ARGUMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE SHOWER CELLS

CELLS

DO YOU FEEL THERE IS A PART OF YOU THAT IS MISSING? INTERLINKED.

your desperate attempt to defend these gay threads is quite redditesque

DO YOU FEEL EXCITEMENT AT THE GATHERING OF (YOU)'S? DOUBLES.

Doubles

DOUBLES

INTERLINKED *gulps

....CELLS

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C... ce... I can't believe you've done this.

I got over her already, stop asking

How does it feel to give your money to the woman you used to love? JUST.

Underrated